LAST EDITED ON 10-17-02 AT 01:16 PM (EST)

LAST EDITED ON 10-17-02 AT 01:11 PM (EST)

In a desperate attempt to get more posts for this obscure reality show than the much more (in)famous one on ABC, I submit a list of tasks our next set of contestants could do, if they start now:

(1) - Only one person needs to do this task
(4) - All 4 teammates must participate
(4-1-1) - All 4 may participate, only 1 must succeed, one try per person

* Throw a pass at least 30 yards to a Division I-A college football player, must be caught (1 person, as many tries as it takes)
* Go to a college football game televised by ESPN or ABC and hold up our specially made "Beg, Borrow & Deal" sign (4)
* Help tear down the goalposts at a college football game (4)
* Get an autographed Las Vegas Outlaws helmet or jersey from Rod "He Hate Me" Smart (1)
* Have an item with autographs from four different pro players from four different teams in the same sport (baseball, football, basketball, or hockey) (1)
* Have an item with autographs from four different pro players in four different sports (baseball, football, basketball, hockey, or soccer) (1)
* Off a tee, kick off from the 50-yard line at an NFL or college stadium. The kick must make it to the end zone on the fly without going out of bounds (4-1-1)
* Do play-by-play for one series of a college or pro football game on the radio or TV (1)
* Go for a ride with a NASCAR, CART, or IRL driver (1)
* Visit Disneyland with at least two current California Angels (4)
* Visit Walt Disney World with at least two current Tampa Bay Devil Rays (4)
* Sign a major league contract with an MLB, NFL, NBA, or NHL team - need not be valid (1)
* Watch an NFL or NBA game from a luxury box (4)
* Get ticket stubs for all games of the 2002 World Series (1)
* Get on the sidelines for an NFL or college football game, design a play, and have the coach run your play (all 4 on sideline, 1 to design play)
* Perform a slam dunk in an NBA arena - no hanging on the rim (4-1-1)
* Play catch (baseball or football) for at least 10 minutes in or within one mile of the White House with one or more of the following: the President, the Vice President, Chief of Staff, any Cabinet head (1)
* Kiss the Homecoming Queen of any college - must be in crown and/or sash (4)

Comments and additions are welcome.