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"LL12: Loseropolis under attack!"
Posted by tribephyl on 02-19-10 at 02:51 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-19-10 AT 04:30 PM (EST)

Also known as Justice Lodge Week 2 Results / Week 3 Entry

Who knew having a rodent play shotgun matchmaker would turn out so fun. Sadly, a few of you retain a little rat gene in your systems but that shouldn't stop us from continuing the fight against evil. Because the Villains will keep coming.
Luckily for us, unlike Phantom Blindside, we WILL see the Villains coming.
But before I get to what kind of nephariousness is awaiting our attention, let's talk about the Super-Loser Logue Results.


The Logue Results:
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Rob (10)
2. Blur-tastic: N/A (10)
3. Grabby Pants: Parvati (20)
4. Swing Voter: Cirie (20)
5. Revolving requisition: Colby did NOT find an Idol. No (10)

Justice Lodge Villain Watch:
RattusXII's Valentine's Blind Date
The dire rodent will be by shortly to describe how his plans were foiled by your valiant efforts.


In the Justice Lodge...
With regards to the Super-Loser Logues, our very own VVVixen achieved the highest tally. Not perfect, but more than anyone else.
Quite a bit more than Phantom Blinside. Which is why I love me some PB! Specially since he's catching up to me DAWwise.
Then, the rat showed up and the pellets really hit the wheel.
When the wood chips settled it left Skel-A-Rectile in first, VVVixen in second, MoleMeister in third and Pegasus and Saggitarius to share the fourth spot.

The Super Roster:

Trading Cards
SuperLoser
Subtotal
BONUS
Present
Past
Total
30
60
90
30
120
40
60
100
10
110
10
65
75
30
105
10
65
75
20
95
10
65
75
20
95
0
65
65
20
85
30
30
60
20
80
10
60
70
10
80
30
15
45
30
75
10
45
55
20
75
10
50
60
10
70
30
15
45
20
65
20
45
65
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65
30
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30
30
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30
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20
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60
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60
10
25
35
20
55
10
25
35
20
55
20
25
45
10
55
20
25
45
10
55
10
20
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20
50
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10
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10
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20



Super-Loser Logue: Week 3
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Name a CURRENT survivor who will have their name shouted out first by JP. (10 points)
2. Blur-tastic: Name a survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. (20 points)
3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the Immunity idol from JP's hot little hands. (10 points)
4. Swing Voter: Name the last survivor to vote during the tribal council. (20 points)
5. Revolving requisition: Will James exert his uber-masculinity in episode 3 by finding a Hidden Immunity Idol? Yes or No? (10 points)

Justice Lodge Villain Watch:
OH MY GAWDZILLA!!!

He's nuclear, he's ginormous and he's headed this way. Time for all superlosers to spring into action.
Seems Gawdzilla is bent on total annihilation of Loseropolis. Going from building to building, leaving destruction with every ground shaking stomp.
All of you will want to fly, transport, levitate or hitch a ride towards Loseropolis and the LL12 Villain Bonus: Oh My Gawdzilla!, open NOW.
Now, for those holders of the OhMyGawdzilla trading cards, Sagittarius, KingNeptune, Frigga, Batgirl, La Femme Dakota and Dynamo Dusk.
You 6 Super Losers have a special duty, assuring that the Justice Lodge (and Coco's Atom-Bar) stays standing and open for business. You 6 will have a special question to answer.
And here it is...
The SuperSix/Gawdzilla Bonus question: According to the answers from the LLPSQ&A's Survivor Math, which of the following survivors was the MOST popular answer for EVERY question?
A. Clay
B. Dolly
C. Flicka
D. Ian

Each answer will be worth a different amount equal to the actual answers provided by the LLPSQ&As. If the 6 of you can acheive a 66% or better average score, as a group, the Lodge stays erect. If not, we'll have to rebuild.



As with all lodges, there are rules. Here they are...
* Deadlines for all Super-Loser Logues is 7:59 P.M. BOARDTIME the day of airing. Usually Thursdays (With a Mid-March Wednesday date and a finale Sunday in May).
* None, No One, Neither, Both, All or Some of them; are not valid answers. Where it asks to name a survivor, simply name a survivor. Where it asks for yes or no, give a yes OR a no. Any alteration will be included in the question.
* Deadlines for all Villain Bonuses are dependent upon the nature of the individual bonus.
* Points and gameplay differ with each Villain Bonus.
* This season will end 1 week early. So by the time we find out who wins, we too will be celebrating in the afterglow of superlative proportions.
* This game is just that, a game. I will not tolerate overtly antagonistic behavior from any loser. As there will be opportunities to effect other players scores it is imperative you are mindful of what comes around goes around. This is the playground, these are your playmates, get along.
* All events will be judged on new footage and participating survivors ONLY. Any survivor no longer vieing for the title will be worth 0 points.


* I got your blue moon right here, ZIP!
* Happy belated Chinese New Year!
* Still...In search of SOTS writers. Click here to find out more.
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"Blue Moon Bonus Week! The “Where’s the LLHI (Louie)?”"
Posted by kingfish on 02-19-10 at 06:32 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-20-10 AT 01:06 PM (EST)

Here it is folks, what we’ve been waiting for all week, the first BLUE MOON BONUS week. The excitement has been building since the introduction last week for most of us (I am so giddy with excitement I just peed) but if you happened to be out of town, you can read the announcement for yourself;

http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/DCForumID102/1090.shtml#21

It’s a pretty good read and full of educational information, and if any of you school teachers wish to receive the Power Point presentation for your class, feel free to ask for a price list.

Summarizing: There is a hidden idol at Loser Lodge, and you job is to find it. Every week a tree mail clue will be given in the BLUE MOON BONUS post. In addition, there will be a secret bonus given to those of you who are lucky enough stumble on it by accidentally picking some aspect of Tribe’s weekly contest wheever there is a BLUE MOON BONUS week. Whatever it is in Tribe’s contest will be completely random, not tied to any deduction, and those that hit it will get the secret tree mail clue in a PM. There will at least one secret tree mail clue PM’d in each BLUE MOON BONUS week, and no one will know except whoever receives it. However, sooner or later everyone will receive a secret tree mail even if they aren’t ever lucky enough to accidentally trigger a PM on their own. It is possible for someone to receive multiple secret Tree mail clues, and for more than one to receive the clue each week.

Old News:First week – everyone solved the gimme, so everyone gets 20 points. YEA! (Not officially awarded until the season ending Gala Award Ceremony, but everyone will at least get that much).


Repeating the rules section:
1. Every “BLUE MOON” week – most entertaining guesses but inaccurate will get 13 points, multiple awards are possible. There maybe six or seven (more or less) “BLUE MOON” weeks.

2. End of season – Louie’s location is revealed and everyone who correctly guessed it (or in ZIP’s judgment gets close enough) gets 57 points.

3. 31 points may be awarded to whoever makes the best fake out guess, and actually seems to fool other posters. If there are no obvious fake outs, these points won’t be awarded.

4. On “BLUE MOON” weeks, Open Tree Mail clues will be posted for everyone to see, and Secret Tree Mail Clues will be PM’d to losers lucky enough to accidentally trigger it. 10 points awarded to the lucky losers that happen on these clues, along with the clues.

5. Louie’s location will be in one of the places listed in “BLUE MOON” Posts (Below).

Probably six or seven tree mail “BLUE MOON” ” weeks (more or less) will arise. And just to confuse things further, some weeks may (ZIP hasn’t made his mind up on this yet) have two “BLUE MOON” events.

Random means there is no rhyme or reason as to what you have to do to get a secret clue, just keep participating every week and watch your PM flag. At some point everyone that participates in the weekly Lodge activities will likely get a tree mail or two, even if luck completely deserts them and they never really earn it, they just won't get the 10 point bonus. ZIP is just crazy like that. He’s a nut!

However, you should watch your fellow loser’s posts, if someone makes a mysteriously smart seeming guess, they might know something you don’t. Or they maybe bluffing, trying to juke you out. There is incentive for them to do so.

The first open and the first secret treemails are free, courtesy of the mania and hubris of ZIP. He’s a maniac.
If you get the secret clue and want to make a guess, post it and whatever reasoning you wish to include. If you want to guess without a clue, have at it! Again, one guess per “BLUE MOON” week, except for weeks when two “BLUE MOON” posts are made. Then two guesses are allowed in the week. No acknowledgement of guess accuracy will be made until final award ceremony when all correct guesses and the associated point awards will be revealed. The announcement of successful winner(s) and the awards will be made at the end of season wrap party, aka the LL12 Gala award show.

On BLUE MOON BONUS weeks, whoever is the funniest, sauciest, loudest, or just uniquely-est you will earn a 13 point bonus for that week. Ties are possible.

If I think of any cool new rules I'll post then on BLUE MOON BONUS weeks.

Here is this week’s Tree Mail Clue

” Louie could be hiding just about anywhere,
He can defy all laws including gravity.
But be reassured that he will not be found,
Inside anyone’s body cavity.
(However much he pleads for it).”

Here is the list of possible hiding places;

The Loser lodge Hooka

With Booze in the Blender

Under the Karoke machine

Working the Teleprompter

Behind the Stage Lights

On the Groin level Dias Shelf

On top of one of the Volleyball poles

Sniffing he Unclaimed Lingerie drawer

Wonking out in the Wooden Kangaroo pouch

Wasting away in the Wooden Opossum Pouch

Sucking a kangaroo Teat in a Real Kangaroo Pouch

Fighting 30 Opossum kids for a Teat in a Real Opossum Pouch

Under the Coach couch cushions with the Loser Lodge TV remote.

Chilling out in the Beer cooler

Disguised as Beer keg tap handle

Under the deck peeking up at Loser Lodge lads and Ladies (yes, Louie may be “Bi”)

In the proverbial Closet

In the literal closet

In the Lost and Found Drawer

Jazzing in the Jacuzzi (which is really kinda gross)

Hanging out in the Bat cave

Whining away in the Wine cellar

Was put on exhibit at the CC of PIS of the BCp Land Crab Museum ($10 for adult tickets, $50 for each kid or tell them King Crabbe sent you)

Keeping to himself in a Hermit Crab Shell

Sat down for a second and got trapped in a Giant clam shell

Working the camera in Hut Cam.

Latrine Poop pit. Nuff said!

Down a Trapdoor Spider hole

Disguised in a Lobster costume

In an Empty Coconut husk

Hearts afire on a Tiki torch

Under the weather, Under the bar

Hidden in the stack of Agman’s porn mags

Bored in the Old civil war cannon

On Top of Flag Pole

On Top of Old Smokey

In Abe’s Stove pipe hat

In Heath’s Joker Makeup Jar.

Behind Robin’s mask

Behind the Ronny Reagan Mask

In Robin’s Bat-Underwear

Behind Batman’s Pec Plate

Practicing foot fetishism in the Unclaimed Spike heels drawer

In The Cougar Lair Whip Drawer.

In the Bungalow boy’s Speedo Drawer.

Make some sort of guess, even if you haven't a clue (har har). No penalty for guessing wrong.


The answers have been sealed up in a mayonnaise jar which is under lock and key, guarded by two guard Chihuahuas, two guard weiner dogs, and a mean-assed goldfish.

"RE: Blue Moon Bonus Week! The “Where’s the LLHI (Louie)?”"
Posted by qwertypie on 02-20-10 at 01:05 AM
Hiding out in AGman's porn. The centrefolds tend to have gravity defying oobies, and he defies gravity,ergo...

(you did say there would be mercy points for the most lame?)

"RE: Blue Moon Bonus Week! The “Where’s the LLHI (Louie)?”"
Posted by kingfish on 02-20-10 at 01:12 PM
Not sure about totally lame points, but get your Cabana Girl out fit on, and well...



Art by Jean Claude Agman.

"RE: Blue Moon Bonus Week! The “Where’s the LLHI (Louie)?”"
Posted by agman on 02-21-10 at 00:36 AM
LAST EDITED ON 02-21-10 AT 00:38 AM (EST)

>Hiding out in AGman's porn.
>The centrefolds tend to have
>gravity defying oobies, and he
>defies gravity,ergo...


I feel so Violated

"RE: Blue Moon Bonus Week! The “Where’s the LLHI (Louie)?”"
Posted by DearAbby on 02-25-10 at 03:04 PM
Ha! No way! If Agman isn't reading looking at his porn, you know the other guys are, so Louie wouldn't have a chance to sneak in there to hide. Check out the booze in the blender instead.


Shape up, Losers!

"RE: Blue Moon Bonus Week! The “Where’s the LLHI (Louie)?”"
Posted by Molaholic on 02-20-10 at 12:04 PM
and Mannwerkzeug too

Disguised as Beer keg tap handle sounds so nice, especially for a Meister like myself. Of course, it could also be just a little bit Freudian.

But then, he did say, at one time, "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar" What that has to do with beer keg handles I have no idea. Now, back to our regularly scheduled program...

Oh, and one more thing -- I love sushi -- especially sushi made from allegedly mean-assed goldfish.


Tribephyl has done it again.

"RE: Blue Moon Bonus Week! The “Where’s the LLHI (Louie)?”"
Posted by kingfish on 02-20-10 at 01:13 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-20-10 AT 01:15 PM (EST)

"Oh, and one more thing -- I love sushi -- especially sushi made from allegedly mean-assed goldfish."

Oh carp!


Capt'n Sig's-R-Us

"RE: Blue Moon Bonus Week! The “Where’s the LLHI (Louie)?”"
Posted by DearAbby on 02-25-10 at 03:04 PM
Ha! No way! Beer isn't nearly as good as rum punch. Check out the booze in the blender instead.


Shape up, Losers!

" Blue Moon Bonus Week! One more thing!!!"
Posted by kingfish on 02-20-10 at 01:22 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-20-10 AT 05:51 PM (EST)

The BLUE MOON BONUS secret tree mail secret clue will be triggered by your guess to Tribe's "Grabby Pants" question, so be sure and make a pick there, if you pick correctly you'll get the extra clue.

Edited because I misread Tribe's instructions.



Nepharious!

"RE: Blue Moon Bonus Week! The “Where’s the LLHI (Louie)?”"
Posted by HauntedOne on 02-20-10 at 02:23 PM
I'll never be able to keep up with all of this.

Hanging out in the bat cave


"RE: Blue Moon Bonus Week! The “Where’s the LLHI (Louie)?”"
Posted by DearAbby on 02-25-10 at 03:04 PM
Ha! No way! You must have bats in your belfry. Check out the booze in the blender instead.


Shape up, Losers!

"RE: Blue Moon Bonus Week! The “Where’s the LLHI (Louie)?”"
Posted by vince3 on 02-20-10 at 08:40 PM
I think Louie's sniffing in the unclaimed lingerie drawer, especially the gravity defying bras......
"RE: Blue Moon Bonus Week! The “Where’s the LLHI (Louie)?”"
Posted by DearAbby on 02-25-10 at 03:04 PM
Ha! No way! Royal Groper Grouper won't stay away from the lingerie drawer long enough for Louie to hide there. Check out the booze in the blender instead.


Shape up, Losers!

"RE: Blue Moon Bonus Week! The “Where’s the LLHI (Louie)?”"
Posted by Kermit the Vixen on 02-21-10 at 12:08 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-25-10 AT 11:34 AM (EST)

I'm going to look for him in the wine cellar, searching every last bottle. And I'm going to stay there whether he is there or not because that's just the kind of lush loser I am.

EDITED: to change my guess to hanging in the bat cave. But now that I've found my way to the wine cellar and made my way through an impressive number of bottles, I'm going to stay here anyways. I'm just no longer looking for Louie. Instead, I'm looking for some cheese and crackers.



I sure hope someone around here has some Ibuprofen.

"RE: Blue Moon Bonus Week! The “Where’s the LLHI (Louie)?”"
Posted by DearAbby on 02-25-10 at 03:04 PM
Ha! No way! You were closer with your first hunch of the wine cellar. Check out the booze in the blender instead.


Shape up, Losers!

"RE: Blue Moon Bonus Week! The “Where’s the LLHI (Louie)?”"
Posted by SpotTheDifference on 02-21-10 at 02:12 PM
I will take the clue semi-literally and say Top of Flag Pole.



"RE: Blue Moon Bonus Week! The “Where’s the LLHI (Louie)?”"
Posted by Kermit the Vixen on 02-21-10 at 09:08 PM
Clue Schmue. Join me in the wine cellar.



*hic*

"RE: Blue Moon Bonus Week! The “Where’s the LLHI (Louie)?”"
Posted by DearAbby on 02-25-10 at 03:04 PM
Ha! No way! Louie's not sober enough to climb a flag pole. Check out the booze in the blender instead.


Shape up, Losers!

"RE: Blue Moon Bonus Week! The “Where’s the LLHI (Louie)?”"
Posted by DearAbby on 02-21-10 at 02:15 PM
While eating sponge cake and waiting for my turn in the nekkid volleyball tournament, I thought I'd try to figure out the location of the LLHI. Let's see ... Louie can defy the law of gravity ... that means he must be with booze in the blender because he doesn't have to worry about sinking to the bottom and drowning. Anyway, who can resist a good rum punch?

Hey! What's that sound? Do you hear the steel drum?

Nibblin' on sponge cake
Watchin' the sun bake
All of those losers covered with oil.
Look at that G-string
On Grouper Fish-King,
It makes even CanDangler recoil.

Wastin' away again in Loseropolis
Searching for the LLHI.
Some people expound that Louie just can't be found
But I know he's gonna be mine.

Louie's the reason
I'll stay here all season
Searching the lodge through and through.
But I have a big hunch
That Louie likes rum punch
So I'll find him there, thanks to the clue.

Wastin' away again in Loseropolis
Searching for the LLHI.
Some people expound that Louie just can't be found
Now I think
Heck, he could be mine.

I blew out my flip-flop
Lost my bikini top.
I should join the volleyball game.
But there's booze in the blender,
Louie now must surrender,
Because "The idol is mine" I can proclaim.

Wastin' away again in Loseropolis
Searching for the LLHI.
Some people expound that Louie just can't be found
But I know that he's dang well mine.
Yes and some people expound that Louie just can't be found
And I know that he's dang well mine.


Shape up, Losers!

"RE: Blue Moon Bonus Week! The “Where’s the LLHI (Louie)?”"
Posted by Tummy on 02-23-10 at 10:08 AM
Me and the Bunnies applaud. Love me some steel drums. And the Bunnies snicker everytime a new flip-flop gets blown up! *they're mean that way


avenged by Blindside


*kisses Blindside for finding The Bunnies!

"RE: Blue Moon Bonus Week! The “Where’s the LLHI (Louie)?”"
Posted by Dakota on 02-23-10 at 01:24 PM
Bravo, Dear Abby! But who's darn fault is it anyway?


"RE: Blue Moon Bonus Week! The “Where’s the LLHI (Louie)?”"
Posted by agman on 02-21-10 at 03:03 PM
has to be hiding out with the booze in the blender(that's where I would be!)


They NEVER see me coming
I wonder if my porn collection is there too

"RE: Blue Moon Bonus Week! The “Where’s the LLHI (Louie)?”"
Posted by DearAbby on 02-25-10 at 03:04 PM
Now there's a super hero with some smarts! Too bad I beat you to the punch. Get it? Rum punch!


Shape up, Losers!

"RE: Blue Moon Bonus Week! The “Where’s the LLHI (Louie)?”"
Posted by byoffer on 02-21-10 at 09:27 PM
Under the weather, Under the bar


Thanks to Tribe, I R hung.

"RE: Blue Moon Bonus Week! The “Where’s the LLHI (Louie)?”"
Posted by DearAbby on 02-25-10 at 03:05 PM
Ha! No way! Louie might be under the bar eventually, after soaking up all the rum punch, but not now. Check out the booze in the blender instead.


Shape up, Losers!

"RE: Blue Moon Bonus Week! The “Where’s the LLHI (Louie)?”"
Posted by 5cats on 02-22-10 at 10:23 AM
Hanging out in the Bat Cave with my Cat Bat.


"RE: Blue Moon Bonus Week! The “Where’s the LLHI (Louie)?”"
Posted by DearAbby on 02-25-10 at 03:05 PM
Ha! No way! Lots of super heroes seem to have bats in their belfry today. Check out the booze in the blender instead.


Shape up, Losers!

"RE: Blue Moon Bonus Week! The “Where’s the LLHI (Louie)?”"
Posted by jbug on 02-22-10 at 04:26 PM

Sat down for a second and got trapped in a Giant clam shell



"RE: Blue Moon Bonus Week! The “Where’s the LLHI (Louie)?”"
Posted by DearAbby on 02-25-10 at 03:05 PM
Ha! No way! Louie would never sit down when he's on his way to get rum punch. Check out the booze in the blender instead.


Shape up, Losers!

"RE: Blue Moon Bonus Week! The “Where’s the LLHI (Louie)?”"
Posted by Dakota on 02-22-10 at 10:58 PM
KAPOW! SHAZAM!

Holy cow, Batman, he's hanging around in the Bat Cave!



"RE: Blue Moon Bonus Week! The “Where’s the LLHI (Louie)?”"
Posted by DearAbby on 02-25-10 at 03:05 PM
Ha! No way! How many times do I have to repeat it? Check out the booze in the blender instead.


Shape up, Losers!

"RE: Blue Moon Bonus Week! The “Where’s the LLHI (Louie)?”"
Posted by suzzee on 02-23-10 at 08:26 AM
So many pole references. This must be code for me to work on.
I see a couple of blatant references. Could it be so easy? I must search out some clues.

Would Louie be patriotic and be out on the Flag pole, mmmm maybe it's a good place to view the Carnal Olympics.

Or better yet, on top of the Volleyball pole where he could keep track of all the fouls committed in the Lodge.

I'll go poking around and see which site sends a tingle to my Super Senses.

Ah ha! Its the Flag pole that I choose.


Have pole, will dance

"RE: Blue Moon Bonus Week! The “Where’s the LLHI (Louie)?”"
Posted by DearAbby on 02-25-10 at 03:05 PM
Ha! No way! If Louie chose a pole to hang from, it would be your dance pole. Check out the booze in the blender instead.


Shape up, Losers!

"RE: Blue Moon Bonus Week! The “Where’s the LLHI (Louie)?”"
Posted by Tummy on 02-23-10 at 02:39 PM
*gets sexy librarian glasses out to study clue, snuggles on couch while the Bunnies nibble on the blanket, examines clue

” Louie could be hiding just about anywhere,
He can defy all laws including gravity.
But be reassured that he will not be found,
Inside anyone’s body cavity.
(However much he pleads for it).”

*examines list of possibilities, starts marking based on clue

With Booze in the Blender, - will end up in a body cavity
Under the Karoke machine
Working the Teleprompter
Behind the Stage Lights
On the Groin level Dias Shelf
On top of one of the Volleyball poles
Sniffing he Unclaimed Lingerie drawer
Wonking out in the Wooden Kangaroo pouch
Wasting away in the Wooden Opossum Pouch
Sucking a kangaroo Teat in a Real Kangaroo Pouch- again the body cavaty
Fighting 30 Opossum kids for a Teat in a Real Opossum Pouch- and again
Under the Coach couch cushions with the Loser Lodge TV remote.
Chilling out in the Beer cooler
Disguised as Beer keg tap handle
Under the deck peeking up at Loser Lodge lads and Ladies (yes, Louie may be “Bi”)
In the proverbial Closet
In the literal closet
In the Lost and Found Drawer
Jazzing in the Jacuzzi (which is really kinda gross)
Hanging out in the Bat cave
Whining away in the Wine cellar
Was put on exhibit at the CC of PIS of the BCp Land Crab Museum ($10 for adult tickets, $50 for each kid or tell them King Crabbe sent you)
Keeping to himself in a Hermit Crab Shell
Sat down for a second and got trapped in a Giant clam shell
Working the camera in Hut Cam.
Latrine Poop pit. Nuff said!
Down a Trapdoor Spider hole
Disguised in a Lobster costume
In an Empty Coconut husk
Hearts afire on a Tiki torch
Under the weather, Under the bar
Hidden in the stack of Agman’s porn mags
Bored in the Old civil war cannon
On Top of Flag Pole
On Top of Old Smokey
In Abe’s Stove pipe hat
In Heath’s Joker Makeup Jar.
Behind Robin’s mask
Behind the Ronny Reagan Mask
In Robin’s Bat-Underwear
Behind Batman’s Pec Plate
Practicing foot fetishism in the Unclaimed Spike heels drawer
In The Cougar Lair Whip Drawer.
In the Bungalow boy’s Speedo Drawer.

Hmmm, not much to go on but as the Bunnies pointed out "gravity" was specifically mentioned, though they thought it said "gravy". So until futher notice "on top of one of the volleyball poles".



avenged by Blindside


*kisses Blindside for finding The Bunnies!

"RE: Blue Moon Bonus Week! The “Where’s the LLHI (Louie)?”"
Posted by DearAbby on 02-25-10 at 03:05 PM
Ha! No way! Louie wants to watch the volleyball action from below, not above. Check out the booze in the blender instead. He's been hiding out there, biding his time till I found him, and then he'll wind up in somebody's body cavity.


Shape up, Losers!

"RE: Blue Moon Bonus Week! The “Where’s the LLHI (Louie)?”"
Posted by CTgirl on 02-23-10 at 04:55 PM
Disguised as Beer keg tap handle - perched on a keg sounds like defying gravity to me!


"RE: Blue Moon Bonus Week! The “Where’s the LLHI (Louie)?”"
Posted by DearAbby on 02-25-10 at 03:05 PM
Ha! No way! Like I said before, rum punch is much more potent. Check out the booze in the blender instead.


Shape up, Losers!

"RE: Blue Moon Bonus Week! The “Where’s the LLHI (Louie)?”"
Posted by Georjanna on 02-24-10 at 06:44 AM
LAST EDITED ON 02-24-10 AT 07:04 AM (EST)

I'll admit that Trixi's inspired cover (it's been playing in my head for two days now) and her conclusion that Louie has become one with the spirits (so to speak) are compelling. And I'm more than willing to help her thoroughly analyze every darned Rum Punch that comes out of that blender until she finds him. Or doesn't. After all, what are friends for?

But my own FBI-inspired investigation of the Clue (read it slowwwwly)...

Louie Louie could be hiding just about anywhere,
He can defy all laws including gravity.
But be reassured that he will not be found,
Inside anyone’s body cavity.
(However much he pleads for it)

... leads me to believe that we're more likely to find the dirty little sneak hiding under the (45 - 33⅓) Karaoke Machine.

Note: A "sober evaluation" of the entire matter (there are Clues and then there are Clues, you know) will follow within the USJD-standard 31 months. More or less ... Rum Punches.


Officially unintelligible at any speed

"RE: Blue Moon Bonus Week! The “Where’s the LLHI (Louie)?”"
Posted by DearAbby on 02-25-10 at 03:05 PM
Ha! No way! Although you make a pretty good case for the Karaoke machine, you must remember that the only way to sing the lyrics to Louie Louie is to mumble unintelligibly. And in order for Louie to mumble unintelligibly, he started the evening with rum punch. Check out the booze in the blender instead.


Shape up, Losers!

"RE: Blue Moon Bonus Week! The “Where’s the LLHI (Louie)?”"
Posted by MJewel on 02-24-10 at 09:58 PM
This one sounds interesting ...

Sat down for a second and got trapped in a Giant clam shell

"RE: Blue Moon Bonus Week! The “Where’s the LLHI (Louie)?”"
Posted by DearAbby on 02-25-10 at 03:06 PM
Ha! No way! There's not a clam shell big enough for Louie. Check out the booze in the blender instead.


Shape up, Losers!

"RE: Blue Moon Bonus Week! The “Where’s the LLHI (Louie)?”"
Posted by Wallflower66 on 02-25-10 at 07:35 PM
Hanging out in the Bat cave
"RE: LL12: Loseropolis under attack!"
Posted by Sagebrush Dan on 02-19-10 at 07:12 PM
Super-Loser Logue: Week 3
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Name a CURRENT survivor who will have their name shouted out first by JP.
Ultra-doofus dorkbrain: aka Rupert-why-am-I-so-popular

2. Blur-tastic: Name a survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits.
Tyson. Although let's hope they forget the blur and let nature take its course.

3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the Immunity idol from JP's hot little hands.
Colby

4. Swing Voter: Name the last survivor to vote during the tribal council.
James

5. Revolving requisition: Will James exert his uber-masculinity in episode 3 by finding a Hidden Immunity Idol? Yes or No?
What über-masculinity? The man is nothing but muscle and personality and looks and, uhhh.....oh. No. And if he does, he'll forget to use it.


"RE: LL12: Loseropolis under attack!"
Posted by HauntedOne on 02-20-10 at 02:26 PM

Super-Loser Logue: Week 3
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: JT
2. Blur-tastic: Amanda
3. Grabby Pants: JT
4. Swing Voter: Courtney
5. Revolving requisition: No

"RE: LL12: Loseropolis under attack!"
Posted by Survivor Maniac on 02-20-10 at 03:05 PM
uper-Loser Logue: Week 3
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: JT
2. Blur-tastic: Amanda
3. Grabby Pants: JT
4. Swing Voter: Courtney
5. Revolving requisition: No


"RE: LL12: Loseropolis under attack!"
Posted by vince3 on 02-20-10 at 08:42 PM
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Name a CURRENT survivor who will have their name shouted out first by JP. (10 points) Tom
2. Blur-tastic: Name a survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. (20 points) Amanda
3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the Immunity idol from JP's hot little hands. (10 points) James
4. Swing Voter: Name the last survivor to vote during the tribal council. (20 points) Randy
5. Revolving requisition: Will James exert his uber-masculinity in episode 3 by finding a Hidden Immunity Idol? Yes or No? (10 points) No, first they have to give these idjits a clue...... either that or finally prod RussHell to go on his searches......
"RE: LL12: Loseropolis under attack!"
Posted by Molaholic on 02-20-10 at 09:43 PM
Super-Loser Logue: Week 3
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Rupert
2. Blur-tastic: Coutrtney
3. Grabby Pants: Amanda
4. Swing Voter: Rupert
5. Revolving requisition: No

Tribephyl has done it again.

"RE: LL12: Loseropolis under attack!"
Posted by SpotTheDifference on 02-20-10 at 11:02 PM
Super-Loser Logue: Week 3
1. Amanda
2. Danielle
3. Candice
4. Parvati
5. No



"RE: LL12: Loseropolis under attack!"
Posted by Belle Book on 02-21-10 at 12:01 PM
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Name a CURRENT survivor who will have their name shouted out first by JP. (10 points) Boston Rob.
2. Blur-tastic: Name a survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. (20 points) Amanda.
3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the Immunity idol from JP's hot little hands. (10 points) Tom.
4. Swing Voter: Name the last survivor to vote during the tribal council. (20 points) RussHell.
5. Revolving requisition: Will James exert his uber-masculinity in episode 3 by finding a Hidden Immunity Idol? Yes or No? (10 points) No.


"RE: LL12: Loseropolis under attack!"
Posted by Kermit the Vixen on 02-21-10 at 12:11 PM
Super-Loser Logue
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Name a CURRENT survivor who will have their name shouted out first by JP. Rupert
2. Blur-tastic: Name a survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. Cirie
3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the Immunity idol from JP's hot little hands. Tom
4. Swing Voter: Name the last survivor to vote during the tribal council. Courtney
5. Revolving requisition: Will James exert his uber-masculinity in episode 3 by finding a Hidden Immunity Idol? no



"RE: LL12: Loseropolis under attack!"
Posted by qwertypie on 02-21-10 at 12:48 PM
Super-Loser Logue: Week 3
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Name a CURRENT survivor who will have their name shouted out first by JP. (10 points)
2. Blur-tastic: Name a survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. JT
3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the Immunity idol from JP's hot little hands. Colby
4. Swing Voter: Name the last survivor to vote during the tribal council. Russhell
5. Revolving requisition: Will James exert his uber-masculinity in episode 3 by finding a Hidden Immunity Idol? Yes or No? No.


"RE: LL12: Loseropolis under attack!"
Posted by suzzee on 02-21-10 at 12:54 PM

1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Rob
2. Blur-tastic: Amanda
3. Grabby Pants: Tom
4. Swing Voter: Courtney
5. Revolving requisition: no


Have pole, will dance

"RE: LL12: Loseropolis under attack!"
Posted by agman on 02-21-10 at 02:58 PM

1. Rob
2. Parvati
3. Russhell
4. Tyson
5. NO


They NEVER see me coming

"RE: LL12: Loseropolis under attack!"
Posted by Dakota on 02-21-10 at 03:15 PM
1. James
2. Cirie
3. Tom
4. Russhell
5. No


"RE: LL12: Loseropolis under attack!"
Posted by byoffer on 02-21-10 at 09:32 PM
Super-Loser Logue: Week 3
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Rob
2. Blur-tastic: Amanda
3. Grabby Pants: James
4. Swing Voter: Russell
5. Revolving requisition: No


Thanks to Tribe, I R hung.

"The Valentine's day Ball Massacre"
Posted by suzzee on 02-22-10 at 09:39 AM
It looks like I didn’t bring enough cages for all of my transformed Super Heros this week. Tee hee >snort<. Anyway, I wasn’t the only one who scored this week. Yeah, that's why I'm late with this. Bite me.

20 points: Limo, Flowers, Ka Ka Cola
15 points: Sports car, Cash, Drano Demitasse
10 points: Rick Shaw, Candy, Clorox Cocktail
5 points: Harley, Condoms, Vinegar Vodka

If you figured out the proper neutralizer you got +20 if you didn’t you got -20 and spent the week as a fellow rat.

The clues: swizzle sticks that turn “basic” blue or “acid” green, the drinks were two of each pH range high (Clorox and Drano) or low (Cola and Vinegar Vodka). The cures in the vials are the agents suited to neutralize the little surprise in your drinks. If you chose the bases, Clorox or Drano then either of the acids C6H8O6 (ascorbic acid, vitamin C actually) or CH3COOH (acetic acid, vinegar) would have cancelled each other out. The same is true with the Vinegar and Cola drinks NaOH and KOH are the bases sodium and potassium hydroxide. Sneaky little Rattus.

Regardless of the points earned the wrong cure turned some of you into fellow rats and we all partied hardy.

The rest of you managed to escape my clutches but never fear other Villains will be along to test your skills.

I am the King of Samoa the Lab

Sincerely,

Rattus XII

"RE: The Valentine's day Ball Massacre"
Posted by Belle Book on 02-22-10 at 05:17 PM
As I used the KOH cure for the Cola drink, presumably I didn't turn into a rat. That was a lucky one!


"RE: LL12: Loseropolis under attack!"
Posted by 5cats on 02-22-10 at 10:37 AM
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Name a CURRENT survivor who will have their name shouted out first by JP. (10 points) B'Rob
2. Blur-tastic: Name a survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. (20 points) Cirie
3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the Immunity idol from JP's hot little hands. (10 points) Rupert
4. Swing Voter: Name the last survivor to vote during the tribal council. (20 points) Russell
5. Revolving requisition: Will James exert his uber-masculinity in episode 3 by finding a Hidden Immunity Idol? Yes or No? (10 points) No


"RE: LL12: Loseropolis under attack!"
Posted by jbug on 02-22-10 at 04:16 PM
1.
JAMES

2.
TYSON

3.
StepheniME hahahahahahahahaha
CIERE

4.
COACH

5.
NO


"RE: LL12: Loseropolis under attack!"
Posted by Wallflower66 on 02-22-10 at 11:37 PM

Super-Loser Logue: Week 3
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Name a CURRENT survivor who will have their name shouted out first by JP. (10 points) Rob
2. Blur-tastic: Name a survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. (20 points) Parvati
3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the Immunity idol from JP's hot little hands. (10 points) Danielle
4. Swing Voter: Name the last survivor to vote during the tribal council. (20 points) Coach
5. Revolving requisition: Will James exert his uber-masculinity in episode 3 by finding a Hidden Immunity Idol? Yes or No? (10 points) No


"RE: LL12: Loseropolis under attack!"
Posted by Georjanna on 02-23-10 at 01:03 AM
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Sandra
2. Blur-tastic: Parvati
3. Grabby Pants: James
4. Swing Voter: Courtney
5. Revolving requisition: No

"The SuperSix/Gawdzilla Bonus"
Posted by Georjanna on 02-23-10 at 02:33 AM
LAST EDITED ON 02-23-10 AT 02:42 AM (EST)

Now, for those holders of the OhMyGawdzilla trading cards, Sagittarius, KingNeptune, Frigga, Batgirl, La Femme Dakota and Dynamo Dusk.

You 6 Super Losers have a special duty, assuring that the Justice Lodge (and Coco's Atom-Bar) stays standing and open for business. You 6 will have a special question to answer.

And here it is...

The SuperSix/Gawdzilla Bonus question: According to the answers from the LLPSQ&A's Survivor Math, which of the following survivors was the MOST popular answer for EVERY question?

A. Clay
B. Dolly
C. Flicka
D. Ian

Each answer will be worth a different amount equal to the actual answers provided by the LLPSQ&As. If the 6 of you can acheive a 66% or better average score, as a group, the Lodge stays erect. If not, we'll have to rebuild.

No pressure there, right? ...

So, being 0 for 3 (and counting) on the Captain's graduate-level arithmetic test - Toad (a medium of somewhat shady character and questionable credentials) swears to me that all of the truly creative math spirits are currently being channeled by Congress and the White House and unable to take his calls - I'm open to any and every suggestion ... command .. order ... edict of the SuperFive.



"RE: The SuperSix/Gawdzilla Bonus"
Posted by Georjanna on 02-25-10 at 08:00 AM
B. Dolly


"Scarcastia's Logue Weejk 3"
Posted by suzzee on 02-23-10 at 08:11 AM
Arrrrg I hit my head on my pole and don't remember the last week.


1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Rob
2. Blur-tastic: Cirie
3. Grabby Pants: Candace
4. Swing Voter: Russell
5. Revolving requisition: No


Have pole, will dance

"Weejk?"
Posted by suzzee on 02-23-10 at 10:26 AM
That's what happens when the keys are sticky.
"RE: LL12: Loseropolis under attack!"
Posted by Tummy on 02-23-10 at 10:13 AM
the Lodge stays erect

*snort Captain Nepharious said erect *giggle Like that's a problem at LL!

1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Russell
2. Blur-tastic: Amanda
3. Grabby Pants: Amanda
4. Swing Voter: Russell
5. Revolving requisition: No


avenged by Blindside

"RE: LL12: Loseropolis under attack!"
Posted by Kermit the Vixen on 02-25-10 at 11:37 AM
Was there a question as to whether the lodge would lose its..... "erect status?" With all these superheros around to keep it... you know.



Vixen: Working to keep the Lodge erect, season after season.

"RE: LL12: Loseropolis under attack!"
Posted by agman on 02-25-10 at 12:40 PM
LOL, I've noticed there's a lot of "stiff" competition going on around here!



They NEVER see me coming

"RE: LL12: Loseropolis under attack!"
Posted by Tummy on 02-25-10 at 01:10 PM
And a lot of "inflated" egos.


avenged by Blindside


*kisses Blindside for finding The Bunnies!

"RE: LL12: Loseropolis under attack!"
Posted by agman on 02-25-10 at 01:15 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-25-10 AT 01:22 PM (EST)


>And a lot of "inflated" egos.
>

Careful, we have to fight villians so we don't want to be too "hard on" ourselves


After all, it serves no purpose to get to caught "up" in "massive" egos

"RE: LL12: Loseropolis under attack!"
Posted by Tummy on 02-25-10 at 01:34 PM
You want to be careful while fighting those Villians as I hear you can get a "stiff" back while doing so.


avenged by Blindside


*kisses Blindside for finding The Bunnies!

"RE: LL12: Loseropolis under attack!"
Posted by suzzee on 02-25-10 at 01:34 PM
Heros!Pushing the PG13 until it screams for mercy.


Have pole, will dance

"RE: LL12: Loseropolis under attack!"
Posted by Kermit the Vixen on 02-25-10 at 02:47 PM
This coming from the pole-dancer... (snark)

"RE: LL12: Loseropolis under attack!"
Posted by suzzee on 02-25-10 at 02:49 PM
Touche' >giggle<


Have pole, will dance


"RE: LL12: Loseropolis under attack!"
Posted by Kermit the Vixen on 02-25-10 at 02:50 PM
Is "massive" code? Or should I be frightened?

"RE: LL12: Loseropolis under attack!"
Posted by Tummy on 02-25-10 at 03:23 PM
You should be frightened.


avenged by Blindside


*kisses Blindside for finding The Bunnies!

"RE: LL12: Loseropolis under attack!"
Posted by agman on 02-25-10 at 05:23 PM
Just stopped by to "erect" an even 80th post for this thread



They NEVER see me coming

"RE: LL12: Loseropolis under attack!"
Posted by kingfish on 02-24-10 at 08:20 PM
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Name a CURRENT survivor who will have their name shouted out first by JP. (10 points) Rupert

2. Blur-tastic: Name a survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. (20 points)Amanda

3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the Immunity idol from JP's hot little hands. (10 points)Colby

4. Swing Voter: Name the last survivor to vote during the tribal council. (20 points) Amanda

5. Revolving requisition: Will James exert his uber-masculinity in episode 3 by finding a Hidden Immunity Idol? Yes or No? (10 points) No


Nepharious!

"RE: LL12: Loseropolis under attack!"
Posted by MJewel on 02-24-10 at 10:01 PM
Super-Loser Logue: Week 3
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Rob
2. Blur-tastic: Cirie
3. Grabby Pants: Amanda
4. Swing Voter: Rob
5. Revolving requisition: No
"RE: LL12: Loseropolis under attack!"
Posted by CTgirl on 02-25-10 at 01:56 PM
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Name a CURRENT survivor who will have their name shouted out first by JP. Parvati
2. Blur-tastic: Name a survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. Danielle
3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the Immunity idol from JP's hot little hands. James
4. Swing Voter: Name the last survivor to vote during the tribal council. Russell
5. Revolving requisition: Will James exert his uber-masculinity in episode 3 by finding a Hidden Immunity Idol? No

Most popular answer - Dolly

"RE: LL12: Loseropolis under attack!"
Posted by DearAbby on 02-25-10 at 03:04 PM
Super-Loser Logue: Week 3
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Rob
2. Blur-tastic: Amanda
3. Grabby Pants: Candice
4. Swing Voter: Russell
5. Revolving requisition: No, James won't find the HII


Shape up, Losers!

"RE: LL12: Loseropolis under attack!"
Posted by michel on 02-25-10 at 05:47 PM
According to the answers from the LLPSQ&A's Survivor Math, which of the following survivors was the MOST popular answer for EVERY question?
B. Dolly

"RE: LL12: Loseropolis under attack!"
Posted by Wallflower66 on 02-25-10 at 07:33 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-25-10 AT 07:36 PM (EST)

Super-Loser Logue: Week 3
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Name a CURRENT survivor who will have their name shouted out first by JP. (10 points) James
2. Blur-tastic: Name a survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. (20 points) Parvati
3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the Immunity idol from JP's hot little hands. (10 points) Rupert
4. Swing Voter: Name the last survivor to vote during the tribal council. (20 points) Russell
5. Revolving requisition: Will James exert his uber-masculinity in episode 3 by finding a Hidden Immunity Idol? Yes or No? (10 points) No

The SuperSix/Gawdzilla Bonus question: According to the answers from the LLPSQ&A's Survivor Math, which of the following survivors was the MOST popular answer for EVERY question?

D. Ian