I cannot believe she is carrying on like that over a picture! Girl needs to get over herself, quickly.

She's not going to take the real mind games well, is she? Even if you're basically here to audition for more modeling work, that's so far over the top, it's achieved stable orbit. And it's running out of oxygen.

Dear Jen,

If you think that was bad, just wait until you saw how you looked in the Diary Room.

P.S. Joe wants his Drama Queen sash back.

I honestly, truly thought she was kidding and after her tearful DR she would break into a grin, saying "gotcha". Because, well, it was so FREAKIN' over the top idiotic. Crying over her picture?????

Sadly, she was dead on serious.

Jen is a loon.

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Once I realized she was seriously crying over how "bad" her picture looked......I honestly had to laugh out loud knowing I was covering this episode's summary.

The stuff they give us to write about....you just couldn't make this stuff up! It's hysterical! (in a sad, pathetic way of course.) Same as me being addicted to Big Brother I suppose...

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We are only on Day 2 BBTime (Whenever that was....)

The drama of the picture seems to be appropriate, since Jen was part of the Frienemies, isn't she?

I like Eric's confessional about Jen's drama: If she's this bent out of shape by a bad picture, what will losing an alliance mate, or betrayal gonna bring?

I thought it was Carol and one of the blond chickies?

Yes, it was Carol and the Paris Hilton-clone.

SERIOUSLY WTF is up with the whole picture thing. someone should tellher she doens't look that much better in person. I laughed out loud when she started going on and then the damn Diary room sob fest same thing. I at first thought she was joking. I am serious they need to get her off .

WOW I am still shocked

appears to have some concept of game play.

She realizes one guy is not going to be enough protection.

Kail feels she absolutely needs more than one man to get by.

Does her husband know?

Hey All, I finally made it to a Spoiler Thread.

If I was him, I would be worried about a young hunk calling her Mrs. Robinson.

'Conversating?'

Dick needs to borrow your NameDrop-O-Meter.

is a clone of Holly.

Oh.My.Gawd. I pray she is evicted soon because that voice is killing me (not to mention the moronic things being said by squeaky Holly-like voice).

From hence forward Jessica will be known as Jolly in AugieLand.

Cover person in butter and the someone scrapes it off into the popcorn.

Jen throws a fit about Dick touching her.

What.Ever.

Blue team 37 pounds of butter.

Red team 77 pounds of butter.

Wow! that's a big difference.

Blue team is on slop for the weak.

So Jen doesn't want the attention of older males? Well, there goes the modeling career.

After the hamsters got split into two teams, they find out the winning team will get full food priveledges for the week

The losers? Big Brother Slop!

Yay! Amber's skank hair is good for something.

Does she get beauty tips from Diane?

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Does anyone know, what the Big Brother Slop really is ?

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I think it is oatmeal with protein powder in it.

It is supposed to be nutritionally complete so there is probably some vitamins added to it.

I hope someone waxes his chest. Please

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Feh. It's nice to see that at least one guy in the house is not testosterone-impaired.

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They say it is so bad it has to be illegal in several countries.

So is anyone else hoping it has wheat gluten from China in it?

what beverages do they get with slop?

I think they only get water. Maybe coffee, but I think just water. You'd think I'd remember after having the live feeds last summer, but it's apparent I've permanently lost those traumatic memories. Or at least I hope I've permanently lost BB All Stars memories.

Mike has a new fetish.

Kail cannot read aloud to save her life.

Jen's 'Genius' shirt is the funniest thing in the house.

According to TVclubhouse Jen has several "jen..." shirts. Apparently the hamsters want to get her a "jenis" one.

Does anyone else think they just had one person who kept donning and removing their glasses...?

I know we aren't there yet, but after the Joe and Dustin in the hammock thing.

I want him to kill Joe.

Slowly.

Very very very slowly.

I'm sure there were problems in the relationship all the way around, but Joe needs to Get.Over.It.NOW!

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>I want him to kill Joe.
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>Slowly.

Maybe he could just wire Joe's jaw shut. And the annoying blonde too, while he's at it

'Jen, someone took a really bad picture of me once...'

"Jen, I was afraid that Dick was going to rub butter off me."

*snort*

Hard to know who to send him to.

One can only hope.

Is it me, or is this America's player bit starting off really lame?

Lame, but I do love the dramatic eyebrows.

Dicquelex?

Lexdicque?

Or how about Kali? 'I can't stand to have anyone mad at me! Good thing some of these people aren't anyone.' Nominating the challenge-weak is an excuse. It's not a bad excuse. But long-term, it'll backfire -- and does anyone really think those first two challenges were the best way to assess anyone's strengths?

Kail really seems to have trouble conjugating the verb "to be." It's hit-or-miss, but she seems to have subject-verb agreement about half the time.

The school was in the other half of the town.

Eric must pour his heart out to a hamster by making up and telling a very tender (and very fake) story. We get to choose the hamster. CBS.com has the voting for free. If you really want to text, I'd rewind the tape/DVR to confirm which is which, but I think they went alphabetically from (1) Amber to (13) Zach.........

'Evil, here is your key. Now in the spirit of fairness, let this nomination begin.'

So she's on a first-name basis with evil and she's invoking spirits. On top of the whole 'I need men!' thing.

Move along, move along, nothing to bash here...

was it me or did Nick say something on tonights show

He said yes to Kali's alliance proposal. And then he had a ton of butter poured on him, followed by eating some slop and receiving a key. Nick's not getting a lot of camera time right now.

Yes, he spoke. About 5 words. However his "what just happened" expression was the same throughout the entire show.

Perhaps if he kept all that hair from hanging all over his face we would be able to make out other expressions.

I agree with Dustin.

This is going to be a long drawn out summer.

Amber says she shouldn't be put up because both Kail and her are mommies and they should respect each other for that.

What.Ev.Er.

I thought Kail & Amber would be one of the first one's out because the're both a mommie.

Kail d-rs to say there's reasoning behind her nominations that no one needs to know. Hmph. Well, if she's not going to tell Jesus, we sure don't have a shot.

Carol and Amber. Reason cited: weakest in the challenges, HoH awarded based on performance, so to be fair, nominations based on lack of same. Amber's hair is highly insulted.

*points and laughs* @ the crazy peeps getting sucked into this horrible excuse for entertainment again!

I'm not gonna watch. Newp. You can't make me!

When Jen was sobbing uncontrollably over her photograph,
I would of just looked at her and said:

"Every thing is going to be alright"
and order her a my buddy doll immediately....

*Sits next to ARuntz* But I'll keep reading because it seems better than the real thing as normal.

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