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And now, the specifics.

BB summaries generally go two ways: by the episode (if there's a lot of signups) and by the week (if there aren't), compressing three airings into one rant of fury. (The main hazard with working by the episode is that summaries have to appear quickly -- ideally, before the next airtime shows up.) The premiere has to get special treatment either way, as the person with that summary is essentially responsible for introducing the cast, even if the editing doesn't bother to. Especially if the editing doesn't bother to.

If you're interested, sign up here. Until CBS provides further notice, we're looking at a July 5th (Thursday) premiere (which should be handled as a stand-alone), followed by a Saturday (HOH/nominations)/Tuesday (veto)/Thursday (ouster) cycle. If there's any dates you can't do, please let us know in advance.

Why delay? Hate a hamster today!

Wait a minute. Who's 'us'?

• Prospective schedule.,Estee, 09:25 AM, 07-04-07
  • RE: Prospective schedule.,bdemoney, 11:34 PM, 07-05-07
  • RE: Prospective schedule.,vince3, 11:35 PM, 07-05-07
  • RE: Prospective schedule.,FishWoman, 05:42 PM, 07-10-07
  • RE: Prospective schedule.,oasisfan1994, 05:53 PM, 07-10-07
  • RE: Prospective schedule.,strid333, 07:44 PM, 07-15-07
  • RE: Prospective schedule.,J Slice, 04:35 PM, 07-18-07
• RE: Big Brother #8 summary sign-ups & schedule.,oasisfan1994, 11:22 AM, 07-04-07
• RE: Big Brother #8 summary sign-ups & schedule.,vince3, 01:28 PM, 07-04-07
  • RE: Big Brother #8 summary sign-ups & schedule.,bdemoney, 01:55 PM, 07-04-07
• RE: Big Brother #8 summary sign-ups & schedule.,J Slice, 07:34 PM, 07-05-07
• RE: Big Brother #8 summary sign-ups & schedule.,FishWoman, 09:59 AM, 07-06-07
• RE: Big Brother #8 summary sign-ups & schedule.,strid333, 11:33 AM, 07-07-07
• RE: Big Brother #8 summary sign-ups & schedule.,Sunny_Bunny, 01:20 AM, 07-09-07
• RE: Big Brother #8 summary sign-ups & schedule.,mattben, 03:38 PM, 07-10-07
• 'Schedule was updated above' bump.,Estee, 04:40 PM, 07-10-07
• RE: Big Brother #8 summary sign-ups & schedule.,zipperhead, 10:06 AM, 07-19-07
• 'Too late to edit the first one' schedule update.,Estee, 07:18 AM, 07-20-07
  • I can try one.,michel, 10:18 PM, 07-24-07
  • RE: 'Too late to edit the first one' schedule update.,FishWoman, 10:19 AM, 07-25-07
• RE: Big Brother #8 summary sign-ups & schedule.,vince3, 10:48 AM, 07-20-07
• Desperation 'Tuesday available' bump.,Estee, 04:15 PM, 07-30-07
  • RE: Desperation 'Tuesday available' bump.,oasisfan1994, 02:16 AM, 07-31-07
    • RE: Desperation 'Tuesday available' bump.,Estee, 05:57 AM, 07-31-07
      • RE: Desperation 'Tuesday available' bump.,oasisfan1994, 11:21 AM, 07-31-07
• Bump,michel, 12:16 PM, 08-07-07
• RE: Big Brother #8 summary sign-ups & schedule.,michel, 05:32 PM, 08-09-07
• RE: Big Brother #8 summary sign-ups & schedule.,Snidget, 07:24 PM, 08-09-07

LAST EDITED ON 07-10-07 AT 04:39 PM (EST)

Extending the schedule a bit.

July 5th: Cahaya -- complete
July 8th: BDEMoney -- complete
July 10th: OasisFan
July 12th: Vince3
July 15th: Fishwoman
July 17th: SunnyBunny (it'll be official. live with it)
July 19th: MattBen (yes, we are going to throw him into the elimination fire)
July 22nd: Strid333
July 24th: JSlice

Reply to this post to confirm.

Sunday's episode should give me plenty of fodder to chat about...can't wait!

Goody, first elimination!

July 15th - got it.

a J.Slice of summer

ya im good to report on tonights show, im good for any night, i never miss it.

I can do the 22nd

Three is the perfect number.

24th looks good.

Awesome.

You should really read my crappy blog

im availale to do summeries anytime just let me know, i did a few last year

Why not? Although I can't top last year's calls directly from the cage by Dr. Will.........

I can do a few this season. Heck, this year I have TIVO so it will be much easier for me to do a recap than in previous years.

I'll check back tonight to see what kind of schedule has been put together.

Oh, and FYI - I'm out of town from Aug 7 - 12 so will be unavailable for recaps during that time. Thanks! Happy 4th of July everyone!

Sign.me.up.

Late July is best, but most weeks should be fine.

Come on. It isn't BB without a sarcastic angry rant from me.

You should really read my crappy blog

I can do a Sunday summary. Any Sunday except July 8 (which i believe is already covered) and August 5. Just assign me a date and I will work it in.

The Tuesday and Thursday shows are always iffy for me because I'm not always home from work in time.

summer siggie by syren

I want to write summaries. I'm on holidays right now and only have a few minutes left at this computer. I return home on July 13. I'm also not available on July 26-27 or Aug 20.

I won't be able to reply until after my holidays.

Three is the perfect number.

Um... Ra and I were actually watching this show, and feel a real pull towards doing a roving report on it. I know there are official summaries and we would be very unofficial. Would it upset anyone, or step on anyones toes if we do one?

I want my summary!

Or just to twirl on a mushroom cap.

Any date will do.

Kail has not approved this message.

Ya know, I was going to stop doing summaries for a while - especially after watching the first eight minutes of America's Got Talent But the Brits and Hasselhof Don't - but I have come to hate some of these contestants so much that I have a growing need to eviscerate the lot of them all at once.

It looks like there may be an elimination night after Slicey's episode. I can do that or something later.

LAST EDITED ON 07-25-07 AT 01:23 PM (EST)

LAST EDITED ON 07-23-07 AT 11:04 AM (EST)

July 5th: Cahaya -- complete
July 8th: BDEMoney -- complete
July 10th: OasisFan -- complete
July 12th: Vince3 -- complete
July 15th: Fishwoman -- complete
July 17th: SunnyBunny
July 19th: MattBen
July 22nd: Strid333
July 24th: JSlice
July 26th: Zipperhead (He may have the First Going. Let us pray.)
July 29th: Vince3
July 31st: (available)
August 2nd: Michel

Hi Estee; I could do one summary next week. How about Thursday August 2nd?

BTW: When are you doing one?

I can do another Sunday episode if you like - just not August 5th.


Hair by Tribephyl

*ding ding*

Ready for round 2!

*slightly woozy*

On the other hand, given this year's crop, it's not as if anyone has a lot of bashing material to work with.

Yeah, right.

i can do tomorrows show, i can do any day it doesn't matter if you get stuck just let me know.

Tuesday is all yours, then.

ok, no problem

Hello...ello...ello... There's a lot of echo in here. Are will still going on with the summaries? I know that I didn't get many readers but I'd be willing to do this Thursday's episode.

In agreement with Estee, I'll be doing a summary for week 5 which should be posted Friday, August 10.

Aruba will be doing a summary for next Thursday's episode.

Assuming CBS doesn't pull it off the air and send it to the Innertube I will be available after the 18th of Aug for a summary.

Wanna get SYTYCD finished (three episodes next week, yikes)

Cooling off with Agman!