It's time to open the Bebo Songbook again. I'm not telling the song in advance, since you'll figure it out soon enough. I've got a theme going this season it appears...

Dumb Rob, there's no need to feel down.
And yeah, dumb Sean, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, dumb men, you are in a new tribe
there's no need to be unhappy.

Dumb men, there is work you can do.
I said, dumb men, with the other Rotu.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
many ways to join the grind.

It's work not play at the R-O-T-U.
It's work not play at the R-O-T-U.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's work not play at the R-O-T-U.
It's work not play at the R-O-T-U.

You sit on your a$$, and get fed a good meal,
You can whine as much you feel ...

Dumb men, are you listening to me?
I said, dumb men, griping 'bout slavery?
I said, dumb men, you can still save your hide.
But you got to know this one thing!

No man does it all by himself.
I said, dumb men, put your pride on the shelf,
And just shut up, while you're with the Rotu
And they might just let you stay.

It's work not play at the R-O-T-U.
It's work not play at the R-O-T-U.

They will make you work, and may not call you jerk
At least not right to your face...

It's work not play at the R-O-T-U.
It's work not play at the R-O-T-U.

You can piss off the babes, you can piss off the gays,
Just go vent about what you feel ...

Dumb men, how is it in your shoes.
I said, knowing this twist you wouldn't choose.
Because Rotu doesn't want you alive.
You are just a big annoyance ...

Let's see how you strategize now
Since you've now lost your compliant young cow
And are stuck with the new tribe of Rotu
They can send you packing so fast.

It's work not play at the R-O-T-U.
It's work not play at the R-O-T-U.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

R-O-T-U ... They'll snuff your torch at the R-O-T-U.

Dumb men, dumb men, there's no need to feel down.
Dumb men, don't fear the sausage around.

R-O-T-U ... They'll snuff your torch at the R-O-T-U.

Dumb men, dumb men, what a risk to lie down.
Dumb men, dumb men, get yourself off the ground.

R-O-T-U ... They'll snuff your torch at the R-O-T-U.

Dumb men, dumb men, are you listening to me?
Dumb men, dumb men, what do you wanna be?

• RE: Oh God, I need a life,Silvergirl1, 04:10 PM, 03-25-02
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• LOL,NightScribe, 12:46 PM, 03-26-02
• RE: Oh God, I need a life,Java, 10:26 PM, 03-26-02
• RE: Oh God, I need a life,Survivorerist, 10:35 PM, 03-26-02
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• RE: Oh God, I need a life,SurvivaBear, 06:15 PM, 03-27-02

Very, very funny. If one of these dummies doesn't get booted this week, we'll all be singing another tune about the stupidity of a certain tribe, who, btw is mentioned ever so briefly in your song. I wonder which tribe I am referring to? Hmmmm....

R.I.P. (Recreating In Paradise):
Peter Harkey: Alien from Uranus getting into the best shape of his life.
Patricia Jackson: Nacho Mama chillin' at the Loser Buffet.
Hunter Ellis: The Knuckleheads have spoken sending the Eagle to go scuba diving.
Sarah Jones: Miss No-nos begins her tropical vacation at last.

Go Bebo. Dumb men get outta there!

Ah Bebo! This is possibly the funniest song parody I have read. I think you may have found a topic for you next newsletter "Survivor Dummies" That way you'll never run out of topics!

Bravo Bebo. I love me some basherbabe tunes!

<singing to myself> R-O-T-U!

ROFL Bebo! I can just see the 'loozers' performing this for us on the yacht. Hmm, we've got Peter, Pat, Hunter and Sarah so far. Let's see, Peter as the cop, Pat as the biker, Hunter as the cowboy (chaps only), and Sarah as the construction worker...

J A V A
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons,
for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

LMAO Bebo! Unfortunately, I missed this post and I don't know how. It's soooooo perfect! Like Java said, I can just see the "losers" performing this song, except I see Sarah as the Indian and Rob as the construction worker (even though he's not technically a "loser" yet, no wait nevermind).

It's a shame you don't do more of these, bebo

"Crazy going slowly am I six five four three two one switch"

LMAO Bebo !!!
This is great!!

( except now I have to go through the whole rest of my day with that song stuck in my head

I am sorry it took me so long to read this thread. This is a true masterpiece. You truly cheered me up. THANKS!

"Destined for Greatness!"