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"LITTLE SAUSAGE???:O"

Posted by GHETTOBARBIIE on 03-21-02 at 10:15 AM
UM...I DONT KNOW ABOUT THE REST OF YOU BUT I HOPE AFTER THAT COMMENT AIRED LAST NITE *THE GENERAL* TOOK A FLIGHT OUT TO BOSTON AND SMACKED THIS IDIOT! I CAN ONLY HOPE THAT NEXT WEEK ROTU LOSES ON PURPOSE AND HIS BUTT IS VOTED OUT...UNFORTUNATELY I FEEL JESSE JCKSON WILL GO FIRST BEFORE THEY REALIZE THIS JERK NEEDS TO GO!

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"RE: LITTLE SAUSAGE???:O"
Posted by George Tirebiter on 03-21-02 at 10:27 AM
Frankly, I was shocked that no one else joined in when I erupted about this on the East Coast Spoiler thread. . . I still maintain that those who have the most to hide are always the most vocal about trying to disparage others' endowments--just goes to show da Robfadduh's brain is even smaller than his own "manhood" probably is. . .

And I'm not sure if I envy Tammy's ability to bide her time and continue to wait on those dolts, or if I'm more frustrated because she didn't just whack them upside their hateful heads with that skillet. . .

GT

We have enough youth. How about a Fountain of SMART?


"RE: LITTLE SAUSAGE???:O"
Posted by volmel on 03-21-02 at 04:08 PM
Oh, Georgie, I think Miz Tammy is just biding her time. She's playing Gracious Hostess right now. I suspect they better not sleep while she has that frying pan in her hands.

"RE: LITTLE SAUSAGE???:O"
Posted by dabo on 03-21-02 at 10:50 AM
Welcome to Blows, GHETTOBARBIIE. Word of advice, take the caps lock off.

Oh, you have to wonder what The General did when he heard that little sausage remark. Should it be reported that Knucklehead Rob gets the snot beat out of him sometime soon, we won't have to look far for the culpret.

Cap'n Zoe Just YoHoHoee!


"RE: LITTLE SAUSAGE???:O"
Posted by Swami on 03-21-02 at 11:04 AM
What a laugh that remark was! Unfortunately, we were having brats for dinner, and I was unable to finish mine because of the wierd sausage images flying through my mind.

I think maybe Robert should create an anatomically correct little voodoo doll of Rob, and lop his little sausage off, Loreena Bobbit style.

Welcome, GhettoBarbie! Great bash, but please don't shout (all caps) at us.

Swami


"RE: LITTLE SAUSAGE???:O"
Posted by GHETTOBARBIIE on 03-21-02 at 11:16 AM
ok i hear u!!! **caps off** anyway back to the pee-pee comment... like i stated on the east-coast thread...i think rob is a little to interested in the size of the general's manhood...could the homophobia thing be just an act??? hmmm i wonder!

-barbiie


"RE: LITTLE SAUSAGE???:O"
Posted by Boo on the Line on 03-21-02 at 03:58 PM
It's not that the Robfaddah is interested in sausages ... he's the sort that makes himself feel bigger by putting down everyone around him.

Not to mention that he revealed himself himself to be small-minded knuckle-dragging neanderthal of the stripe I prefer to avoid with his remarks about the "big quee-yah", the "strongest guy in the tribe" and suchlike. Thankfully (or unfortunately, depending on your point of view) the television survived the things I threw at it.


"RE: LITTLE SAUSAGE???:O"
Posted by Frau Hexe on 03-25-02 at 11:23 AM
Welcome, Barbie, to our little playground.

i think rob is a little to interested in the size of the general's manhood...could the homophobia thing be just an act??? hmmm i wonder!

You know, you may be onto something here *snicker*--of course, the evidence truly lies in his obsession with quee-yah girl John--it's totally Freudian for him to be so hung up (no pun intended--really, I swear!) on the gay guy in the group. It's probably Mr. Robfaddah's own latent sausage obsession surfacing because nobody talks about cylindrical pork treats that much without at least being a wee bit curious. Of course, sometimes a Bratwurst is just a Bratwurst.


We love men. We just don't want to see them naked.~ Two Nice Girls


"RE: LITTLE SAUSAGE???:O"
Posted by FesterFan1 on 03-21-02 at 11:17 AM
Unfortunately, we were having brats for dinner

So how are Brandon, Lindsey, Kim and Silas doing these days?

Ohhh, you meant bratwursts. My bad.

Fester


"RE: LITTLE SAUSAGE???:O"
Posted by moonbaby on 03-21-02 at 12:35 PM


"RE: LITTLE SAUSAGE???:O"
Posted by samiam on 03-21-02 at 01:37 PM
Well, they ARE the worst brats.

What?


"RE: LITTLE SAUSAGE???:O"
Posted by katem on 03-21-02 at 05:06 PM
>Unfortunately, we were having brats for
>dinner

>
>So how are Brandon, Lindsey, Kim
>and Silas doing these days?
>
>
>Ohhh, you meant bratwursts. My
>bad.


You know, I have been lurking and sometimes posting on the "spoilers" board, this is my first time the "Bashers" forum, you are all so funny here.

Fester, you are too much with this comment

I'm starting to love Tammy, I hope she is the one that gets to kick the two knuckleheads in their tiny sausages before they are eliminated.


"RE: LITTLE SAUSAGE???"
Posted by George Tirebiter on 03-22-02 at 10:00 PM
> I hope she is the one that gets to kick the two knuckleheads in their
>tiny sausages before they are eliminated.

No, no, NO. . . For the "low blow" to be effective, the victim needs to have gonads. . . You want to kick them someplace it'll HURT--like their enormous EGOS.

GT

When women go wrong, men go right after them.-Mae West 


"RE: Welcome Katem...to the Wicked/Funny Side..."
Posted by Dalton on 03-24-02 at 02:25 PM
BASHERS, where all the good stuff happens!!

>You know, I have been lurking
>and sometimes posting on the
>"spoilers" board, this is my
>first time the "Bashers" forum,
>you are all so funny
>here.

I know you have been around here for quite awhile; read some of your posts on Spoilers.

We like to see some of our "Stuffed-Shirt Spoilers" break away from their serious mode and have some FUN with Survivor...and this is the place!!

The Basher Babes invite you to board the yacht....if you have a sense of humor and like to party down.

Dalton
PS. Also, a big welcome to the Author of this thread and a couple of other new posters in this thread.



"RE: LITTLE SAUSAGE???:O"
Posted by Dakota on 03-25-02 at 01:15 PM
>You know, I have been lurking
>and sometimes posting on the
>"spoilers" board, this is my
>first time the "Bashers" forum,
>you are all so funny
>here.

Actually, we're funnier, friendlier and smarter than most of the Spoiler junkies, although there are quite a few cross-over DAW's. But thank you. We do try. Welcome to Bashers and be sure to check out our "Typical Spoiler Post". LOL


"RE: LITTLE SAUSAGE???:O"
Posted by Dakota on 03-25-02 at 01:12 PM
>Unfortunately, we were having brats for
>dinner

>
>So how are Brandon, Lindsey, Kim
>and Silas doing these days?

LOL Fester! Good one!


"Well, General now has use for voodoo doll"
Posted by bergdogg on 03-21-02 at 01:30 PM
All Robert needs is a piece of Rob's hair, a drop of his blood, and Rob will have a sharp pain in his back tomorrow morning!!!

"RE: Well, General now has use for voodoo doll"
Posted by moonbaby on 03-21-02 at 01:58 PM
How bout a pain in his front?


"RE: Well, General now has use for voodoo doll"
Posted by ItzLisa on 03-21-02 at 02:20 PM
Exactly, bergdogg!!! I wish Robert could have overheard the Robfaddah! Then he could have deservedly beaten the crap out of him and seen if the Voodoo doll really works!

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"RE: Well, General now has use for voodoo doll"
Posted by Lisapooh on 03-21-02 at 05:27 PM
I really have nothing to add here (although FF - you are seriously cracking me up).

But I do believe that the trio should appear all in a row whenever possible.


waves to her sisters in crimefighting



"RE: LITTLE SAUSAGE???:O"
Posted by aymelek on 03-21-02 at 03:58 PM
You know...? Can't a girl just forget Rob's comments in peace without all youse guys bringing all this up again!?!?? I thought I had managed to forget most of the snide, rude & classless remarks Rob said last night, but it seems like they were endless...Or maybe I need to just close my eyes AND ears tight & hope that Rob just goes away soon, huh?

*sigh*


"RE: LITTLE SAUSAGE???:O"
Posted by Java on 03-21-02 at 10:55 PM
Rob must be the bastard child of Jimmy Dean


Goe Zoe!


"DOESN'T ANYBODY..."
Posted by MikeD on 03-22-02 at 08:49 PM
HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR ANYMORE???? JEEZ - LAUGH, PEOPLE - LAUGH!!!

"RE: DOESN'T ANYBODY..."
Posted by Swami on 03-22-02 at 09:19 PM
We are laughing, MikeD. We are laughing at Rob.

Swami


"RE: DOESN'T ANYBODY..."
Posted by samiam on 03-22-02 at 09:49 PM
You know, ordinarily I don't think I'd have understood what you meant BUT YOUR USE OF ALL CAPS HAS MADE IT PERFECTLY CLEAR. You want us to LAUGH? Fine, we'll laugh at you.

*giggles and points*

some people wear their heart upon their sleeeve...i wear mine underneath my right pant leg strapped to my boot -- ani difranco


"RE: DOESN'T ANYBODY..."
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 03-25-02 at 12:08 PM

>*giggles and points*

dare I ask exactly what you are pointing at?


"hehehehe...."
Posted by anotherkim on 03-25-02 at 02:25 PM
I know what she's pointing at .

**SNICKER, SNICKER**

A junior high moment--cool.



"RE: hehehehe...."
Posted by Bebo on 03-25-02 at 02:46 PM
>I know what she's pointing at
>.

Can you tell me? I can't see it...


"RE: hehehehe...."
Posted by Dianetic on 03-25-02 at 04:00 PM
>>I know what she's pointing at
>>.
>
>Can you tell me? I
>can't see it...

I think Rob has an electron microscope. It can't be seen with the naked eye. NASA has been trying to find it for years but they only had telescopes that strong, not microscopes.


"RE: LITTLE SAUSAGE???:O"
Posted by Dianetic on 03-25-02 at 11:13 AM
Maybe Rob wasn't referring to the General's privates but was actually talking about his tiny meathead of a brain. Limo drivers aren't usually known for their huge sausage brains.