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"BlowsVivorBlowsVoters, Tribal Time!"

Posted by dabo on 07-04-01 at 00:51 AM
LAST EDITED ON 07-04-01 AT 00:54 AM (EST)

This time I really mean it, this is it! This is absolutely, positively, definitely The Last Time! I really really really mean it, people, The Last Time!

Alright then, this is a Voting Thresd NOT a writing competition, place your pick in your Subject Line, and don't dally about it either!

In your Message you will defend your pick by whatever spoiler, strategy or other logic you may favor!

Additionally ... WOOF! WOOF WOOF!! WOOOF WOOF WOOFOOFOOF!!! woofWOOOOF!! WOOF woof wooof wooof WOOOOF!!!

hoowoooowoooHOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ru...

huh? whu?

There's nothing to vote on? It's a recap ep? Oh.... ummmm.... okay then ....

Does anyone else like to say "gufu"? Try it, go ahead, try it out --

GUFU

Fun isn't it? Darned shame it doesn't mean anything, it really ought to fun thing to say that it is. gufu gufu gufu. How about let's put our collective tribal noggins together and come up with as many ways to use "gufu" as we can!!! C'mon, should be fun ...

Let's Gufu It!


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"Ok Dabs"
Posted by Survivorerist on 07-04-01 at 01:13 AM
LAST EDITED ON 07-04-01 AT 01:13 AM (EST)

I'll start.

Gufu: (Goo foo) verb. 1. To command one to have sexual relations with something, as in "Gufu yourself."

That's all I got right now...

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"Just turn right when you see that big church sign.
Just go straight, and you'll be on your way."
- Adam Gregory "Big Star"


"Goo foo"
Posted by Outfrontgirl on 07-04-01 at 01:52 AM
ROFL at Surv. I can't top that. I'm only posting so the thread doesn't die with its one perfect reply.

Goo' Foo': To express appreciation of good food when your mouth is crammed full of it.


"RE: Gufu..."
Posted by IceCat on 07-04-01 at 03:58 AM
Accidently leave a package of tofu on your kitchen counter over the course of an entire August long weekend...

...'nuff said.




"RE: Gufu..."
Posted by Outfrontgirl on 07-04-01 at 04:04 AM
You just reminded me Ice. That was one of the foods served in the 3EEE challenge Ep 3. Gufu. My bad, forgot to list it.

"RE: Gufu..."
Posted by George Tirebiter on 07-05-01 at 04:03 AM
>Accidently leave a package of tofu on your kitchen counter over the course of an entire August long weekend...
>...'nuff said.
Ewwwww. . . Ice. . . thank you so much for reminding me! *pictures daughter's lunchbox--with leftover tofu--forgotten in the back of the car for the duration of Easter vacation. . . . and its unfortunate resemblance to a science project gone bad. . .*


GT

(And LOOK! I'm all worn out from my Playboy gig! Woo hoooo!)


"RE: BlowsVivorBlowsVoters, Tribal Time!"
Posted by ItzLisa on 07-04-01 at 09:18 AM
Hmmmm... I think dabs has gone mad with power since he's been in charge of the Blowsvivor voting thresds! (Kids In The Hall fans?? "I've gone MAD with my minimal amount of power!!!")

Goo Foo - the long awaited follow-up album to "Dizzy Up the Girl" by The Goo Foo Dolls (What? That's not the name of the band? It's Goo GOO Dolls? Oh...then screw it...)

I'd like a large chef salad with extra gufu chunks, olive oil and balsamic vinegar, and a diet Dr. Pepper.

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"RE: BlowsVivorBlowsVoters, Tribal Time!"
Posted by Survivorerist on 07-04-01 at 11:32 AM
>>>Kids In The Hall fans?? "I've gone MAD with my minimal amount of power!!!"<<<

I haven't seen that one Lisa. But I'll keep an eye out for it. My favourite KitH skit is still the one where this guy goes into a store and asks the employee for directions and he says "I'm sorry sir, I don't speak English." Then the rest of the skit is the employee explaining that the only English he can speak is the pre-programmed phrases that he is saying to the man and that he doesn't even know what he's saying. My other favourite is the one where a guy is about to get beats from some thugs for being gay and he's rescued by a guy in a cape named Lance. Oh my, that's a great show.

I pity gufu who doesn't like Kids in the Hall!

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"Just turn right when you see that big church sign.
Just go straight, and you'll be on your way."
- Adam Gregory "Big Star"


"RE: BlowsVivorBlowsVoters, Tribal Time!"
Posted by ItzLisa on 07-04-01 at 12:30 PM
Surv, here is the link to a transcript of the skit...
http://www.kithfan.org/work/transcripts/five/powermad.html

It's hard for me to explain it, because of course, you have to see it! But basically, it's another one of their office skits, and they promote the mailroom guy to a few light office duties like ordering supplies. And he goes crazy with his new responsibilities! I'll email you the transcript in case the link doesn't work!

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"RE: BlowsVivorBlowsVoters, Tribal Time!"
Posted by Survivorerist on 07-04-01 at 05:31 PM
Oh that one sounds great! I love the part with the water cooler! Here's another one of my favourites (I didn't even think of it until I found the transcripts)...

http://www.kithfan.org/work/transcripts/four/seventhings.html

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"Just turn right when you see that big church sign.
Just go straight, and you'll be on your way."
- Adam Gregory "Big Star"


"RE: BlowsVivorBlowsVoters, Tribal Time!"
Posted by dabo on 07-04-01 at 01:51 PM
>Hmmmm... I think dabs has gone
>mad with power since he's
>been in charge of the
>Blowsvivor voting thresds! (Kids
>In The Hall fans??
>"I've gone MAD with my
>minimal amount of power!!!")
>
Mad with power? Moi? Darn it, this really was my last voting thresd for this BlowsVivor, just wanted to leave off on a gufu coz I thought I started out on a gufu. Was it gufu you?

"If the race of man should be left naked upon a desert island, we should become extinct in six weeks. A few individuals might linger, but in a year would become worse than gufumonkeys." (Samuel Butler, "Erewhon")


"RE: BlowsVivorBlowsVoters, Tribal Time!"
Posted by George Tirebiter on 07-04-01 at 02:18 PM
I have nothing to add to this, but I have to say this thread has me wetting myself, it's sooo hilarious!

And coonhead? You can stop being embarassed about my calling you on your initial use of the non-word--EXCELLENT recovery!

HAHAHAHAHAHahahahahaaa. . . hmmmmm

GT


"JV/Ski/Itz/VK/Dalt/Pew/Supe"
Posted by not sleeeve on 07-04-01 at 04:34 PM
Call it instinct, but I'm pretty sure that those people will be voted off in the next episode, in that order.

I am the greatest spoiler ever!!!

Down with sleeeve!




There is NOTHING up my sleeeve...

"RE: JV/Ski/Itz/VK/Dalt/Pew/Supe"
Posted by ItzLisa on 07-04-01 at 09:44 PM
>Call it instinct, but I'm pretty sure that those people will be voted off in the next episode, in that order.
>I am the greatest spoiler ever!!!
>Down with sleeeve!

*** Ha! Beat ya to it - I already did this in an old voting thread (of course, only up to JV/Ski/Itz(me!)/Vamp - I see you "spoiled" the next three! But I was the greatest spoiler ever FIRST, BUAAAHAAAHAAA!!!!

MESSAGE TO SURV - I LOVE the "seven things I gotta do today" skit! The bank robbery scene was hilarious!

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"RE: JV/Ski/Itz/VK/Dalt/Pew/Supe"
Posted by George Tirebiter on 07-04-01 at 10:47 PM
Itzy! I thought the same thing when I read not sleeeve's post. . . I shoulda called him on it FOR you!

Then again, I miss you in camp--and this gives you an excuse to tickle my funny bone.


GT
(who is whoring her way off the Springer gig TO-NIGHT if it kills us all!! HaHAAAA!)


"RE: JV/Ski/Itz/VK/Dalt/Pew/Supe"
Posted by ItzLisa on 07-05-01 at 07:04 AM
Awww, sure, Georgia, suck up to me NOW after you voted me off - geeze! And congrats on your recent centerfold status, ya nudie you!

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"RE: JV/Ski/Itz/VK/Dalt/Pew/Supe"
Posted by George Tirebiter on 07-05-01 at 11:41 AM
>Awww, sure, Georgia, suck up to me NOW after you voted me off - geeze!
Awww, Itz. . . I've always sucked-up to you! As for the vote, I can't explain that fully--it's as though I wasn't fully in charge of my own actions! Weird, I tell you!

And thanks for the congrats!

GT


"RE: JV/Ski/Itz/VK/Dalt/Pew/Supe"
Posted by ItzLisa on 07-05-01 at 03:10 PM
LAST EDITED ON 07-05-01 AT 03:10 PM (EST)

>As for the vote, I can't explain that fully--it's as though I wasn't fully in charge of my own actions! Weird, I tell you!

*** ROFLMAO!!! Almost as though you were possessed by the spirit of....OUTFRONTGIRL!!!

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"Vote????"
Posted by Drive My Car on 07-05-01 at 07:12 PM
I am really unclear about the purpose for this vote. I want to vote, I need to vote, but I don't know what I am sposed to vote for.

Ok Christmas, that is my vote.

EBug

GuFu to you to


"RE: Vote????"
Posted by ItzLisa on 07-05-01 at 09:48 PM

>GuFu to you to

*** But I don't know GuFu. I have a blue belt in Japanese Seido, but that's as far as I went and it was years ago. I have a feeling I'd get my butt kicked if I tried to do any sparring now, especially in something as fast paced as GuFu! Man! *shakes head* I ain't no dummy! *Walks into wall*

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"RE: Vote????"
Posted by Survivorerist on 07-06-01 at 01:13 AM
Then in that case, I vote for...ummm...Easter. And my birthday. And my sister's birthday. And my mother and father's birthdays. And Amber's birthday. That about does it...no wait. I vote for Hallowe'en, because he's been rubbing people the wrong way and he deserves to go. <turns to Lisa> See, I'm no dummy either! <trips over Lisa and goes headfirst through the wall>

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"Just turn right when you see that big church sign.
Just go straight, and you'll be on your way."
- Adam Gregory "Big Star"


"RE: Vote????"
Posted by mistofleas on 07-06-01 at 12:04 PM
Well if we're voting that way, I wanna vote for Beltane (May 1st)
It's a perfect time of year and you get to jump over fires for cleansing and luck!
See I'm no dummy either! *trips over Lisa, falls through hole created by Sir and into a manhole*

mistofleas

"RE: Vote????"
Posted by dabo on 07-07-01 at 01:31 AM
LAST EDITED ON 07-07-01 AT 01:32 AM (EST)

Silly me, I thought Beltane was April 30. Actually, in the original Celtic calander, Halloween and Beltane are supposed to be halfway between equinox and solstice, but what do folks know about celestial mysticism these days.

"If the race of man should be left naked upon a desert island, we should become extinct in six weeks. A few individuals might linger, but in a year would become worse than druids." (Samuel Butler, "Erewhon")

edited to add: Of course, according to ancient Roman and some other traditions, God's Birthday is the winter solstice.


"RE: Vote????"
Posted by mistofleas on 07-09-01 at 05:34 PM
dabo baby...not silly you...silly me!! I was happily typing away and not even paying attention to the date I put in. Of course Beltane is April 30th. I'm gonna get kicked out of the coven now, I just know it!!
My big bad!!


mistofleas --gets ready to turn in her cauldron and wand


"Kicked out of the Coven?"
Posted by IceCat on 07-09-01 at 05:47 PM
Oh just tell the coven vice-president that you'll jump thru the fire twice next year...

Also, tell them if that isn't good enough that your witch resume is on monster.com and that you've already had other offers from a couple pre-IPO dot.covens...

That should make em take notice...

Ah... the dog eat dog world of corporate wicca...




"I'm so Proud!"
Posted by Kismet on 07-10-01 at 09:20 AM
I love the looks of this vote thresd! Its so curvy and pretty. I want to take a picture of it. This is the measure of what a vote thresd should me. I intend to hold it up as an example for other vote thresds to follow.

Kismet

"GO ANARCHY!!!"


"Pointing at Kismet"
Posted by Drive My Car on 07-10-01 at 01:16 PM
She's doing it again.
See?
Look!
See what she does??!!!!!

EBug- sadly shakes her head and returns to the corner


"RE: Pointing at Kismet"
Posted by MakeItStop on 07-10-01 at 04:26 PM
Yes, she's a bad, bad girl. heehee. I couldn't help myself.
Yes, this is my first message -- hope you don't mind. I just
wanted to join in the fun.

"RE: Pointing at Kismet"
Posted by Kismet on 07-10-01 at 04:34 PM
Welcome to our little community MakeItStop. I know that this is the newbie greeter's(Ie. Ebug's) job, but as you can see she has gone just a tad insane. If I were you, I would avoid her at all costs. Come on over to the dark side with me...


Kismet


"RE: Pointing at Kismet"
Posted by mistofleas on 07-10-01 at 05:36 PM
Better hurry buggy, Kismet's starting to get them from their first posts now!! I'll try to give you an advantage by turning her into a flowerpot for awhile...
But make it fast!

Welcome MakeItStop -- the dark side is your friend!!


mistofleas


"RE: Pointing at Kismet"
Posted by MakeItStop on 07-12-01 at 10:16 AM
LAST EDITED ON 07-12-01 AT 10:19 AM (EST)

Kismet, I've been thinking about your offer to come over to the dark side for a few days now. I think maybe we could work out an arrangement. I want to be interviewed for CornerTime. What do you think? NO, I'm not an attention whore. At least I don't think I am. No... definitely not! It's just that I feel like I've learned a lot about you guys, and I think it would be fun for you all to learn a little about me. At least, I hope it would be fun.

Does this mean I'm selling my soul to the devil? {wink}

Pssst EBug, when I get over to CornerTime, I'll help you escape.

EDIT: Because I just want to point out to Kismet, that I am helping to make this thresd more curvy!!!


"RE: Pointing at Kismet"
Posted by mistofleas on 07-12-01 at 11:21 AM
>Kismet, I've been thinking about your
>offer to come over to
>the dark side for a
>few days now. I
>think maybe we could work
>out an arrangement. I
>want to be interviewed for
>CornerTime. What do you
>think? NO, I'm not
>an attention whore.

--Anybody who wants to be interviewed for Cornertime as a pre-requisite for coming to the dark side is most definitely an Attention Whore! Okay, let's be honest...anyone who posts here is an attention whore and the sooner you recognize it the faster you'll start the healing process. We've all accepted it...it makes things so much easier.

> It's just that I
>feel like I've learned a
>lot about you guys, and
>I think it would be
>fun for you all to
>learn a little about me.
>At least, I hope it
>would be fun.

--You could just start a thread about yourself. Why wait for Corner Time? Come on...share!
>
>Does this mean I'm selling my
>soul to the devil? {wink}

--Kis is not the devil...however she does live next door!


mistofleas --who just helped make the thresd even curvier


"RE: Pointing at Kismet"
Posted by MakeItStop on 07-12-01 at 01:08 PM
LAST EDITED ON 07-12-01 AT 01:12 PM (EST)

>--Anybody who wants to be interviewed
>for Cornertime as a pre-requisite
>for coming to the dark
>side is most definitely an
>Attention Whore! Okay, let's be
>honest...anyone who posts here is
>an attention whore and the
>sooner you recognize it the
>faster you'll start the healing
>process. We've all accepted it...it
>makes things so much easier.

OK, I guess I'll admit it. But, I really didn't think I was one since I've lurked here for so long without feeling the need to post. (Lurked -- ick, that sounds so creepy.) Gosh, I wonder if I need a 12 step program.

>--You could just start a thread
>about yourself. Why wait
>for Corner Time? Come
>on...share!

I don't really think I'm ready for this yet (read: I'm not that big of an attention whore ... yet). I mean, I'm only a Got Milk? spokesperson.
EDIT: Oh yeah, and besides I need to make a delivery to CornerTime -- people are thirsty and hungry over there.
See, I'm not an attention whore; I could have created a new post for this.



"RE: Pointing at Kismet"
Posted by mistofleas on 07-12-01 at 04:11 PM
You're just not getting the concept of accepting that you're an attention whore, MakeItStop. See, you keep denying it and I keep telling you that posting here even ONCE makes you an attention whore! Is it just the "whore" part you to which you take exception, or is it the attention part in and of itself?
Really MIS...just say it once and you'll feel ever so much better. Denial isn't just a river in Egypt.


mistofleas --who is an attention whore and proud of it


"RE: Pointing at Kismet"
Posted by Drive My Car on 07-12-01 at 12:21 PM
>>Pssst EBug, when I get over to CornerTime, I'll help you escape.

Oh MIStop, thank you for your encouragement and bravery, but I fear there is no escape from CornerTime. If you make it over here
though, I am really hungry. Think you could bring me a sandwich?
Oooh Ooh and a Beer, I am dying for a Beer.

EBug


"RE: Pointing at Kismet"
Posted by Kismet on 07-12-01 at 12:54 PM
>Kismet, I've been thinking about your
>offer to come over to
>the dark side for a
>few days now. I
>think maybe we could work
>out an arrangement. I
>want to be interviewed for
>CornerTime. What do you
>think?

I think that dentists are worse than lawyers. I think that whoever made those trashbags that have odor-eaters was brilliant.. Oh, you want to know about cornertime. Well Hmmm... I don't think you've been naughty enough just yet. I'm only kidding. I will put you on the list, but I am going to do the ones on my schedule and the Blowsvivor people first. They have been VERY naughty..

>NO, I'm not
>an attention whore. At
>least I don't think I
>am. No... definitely not!

Hell no, your not an attention whore. <snicker> Have you ever heard of the psych term denial?

> It's just that I
>feel like I've learned a
>lot about you guys, and
>I think it would be
>fun for you all to
>learn a little about me.
>At least, I hope it
>would be fun.

I would take Misto up on her offer MakeItStop. Go on over to OT and tell us about you and what you think of us. (Believe me, you don't want that witch curious about you for too long..)

>Does this mean I'm selling my
>soul to the devil? {wink}

Nah just your firstborn child.. Actually strike that I don't need anymore kids... Umm I will get back to you..

>Pssst EBug, when I get over
>to CornerTime, I'll help you
>escape.
>

Hey good luck with that

>EDIT: Because I just want to
>point out to Kismet, that
>I am helping to make
>this thresd more curvy!!!

Brownie points duly noted.

Kismet


"RE: Pointing at Kismet"
Posted by mistofleas on 07-12-01 at 02:55 PM
>I would take Misto up on
>her offer MakeItStop. Go on
>over to OT and tell
>us about you and what
>you think of us. (Believe
>me, you don't want that
>witch curious about you for
>too long..)

Heee heee heee heee....Bwwahaahahahah!! *cackle* *snicker*
*starts putting ingrediants into the cauldron*
Pssst....Kismet, get me a couple of the new persons hairs will ya? I'll get all the information we need!


witchofleas --hopes MakeItStop knows that she's a good witch and wouldn't harm anyone


"RE: Pointing at Kismet"
Posted by MakeItStop on 07-13-01 at 09:16 AM
Yes, I know you're a good witch. I'm ... not ... afraid.
{Looks nervously over her shoulder and we see her hair tightly braided so no stray hairs will fall out}

"RE: Pointing at Kismet"
Posted by Drive My Car on 07-10-01 at 09:26 PM
Welcome MakeIt Stop. I have to agree with OutFrontGirl, I am curious as to what you want stopped.
Don't know how you stumbled upon this crazy place, or why you chose to stay, but welcome.

We are a big Happy Family Here

EBug

( finally someone from the outside, help me escape, please. You don't know what this place is like since Kismet the evil took over. She controls CornerTime, and everyone in it, Save me please, Bring Help. Oh no she's coming!!!!!! Hide!!!!)


"New Vote Topic: What It Must Stop?"
Posted by Outfrontgirl on 07-10-01 at 07:00 PM
Hi MakeItStop--
I am just wondering what you want stopped.
There are a number of candidates up for grabs:

Bleeding Eyes
Butterfly swarms
Revolving Clown Heads
Punctuation in Chat
Straight-line Vote Threads
Kismet adding penalty time onto her corner timer
Polls, Super or Otherwise
TTL Competitions
Bickering (name your culprits)
Cruel Hoaxes (as opposed to fun, clever hoaxes)
Posters Saying Farewell
Posters Deserting Us for "Real World" Interlopers
Newbies that aren't Newbies (nothing personal)
Green Checks (my favorite)
Posts with too many words in them (from people who read my posts)
Funny posts without "May Require Depends" Warnings in the Headers

OK BlowsVivors, let's start a new vote:
What "IT" absolutely must stop?


"sleeeve"
Posted by not sleeeve on 07-10-01 at 10:28 PM
As always, I vote for sleeeve...

If we all band together, maybe we can make him stop!!!




There is NOTHING up my sleeeve...


"RE: New Vote Topic: What It Must Stop?"
Posted by MakeItStop on 07-11-01 at 09:57 AM
OFG, those are all good choices of things that should be stopped.
But, that's not it. I read these message boards at work. Yeah, that's right at work. Anyway, there is a woman who works here that has to butt into every conversation and then proceed to monopolize the conversation. If you try to ignore her, she just talks louder until it is impossible to ignore her. And, she never has anything interesting to say. Sometimes she comes into my office and starts babbling and just won't stop. I found myself thinking "MAKE IT STOP!" It's so bad that we have to "rescue" each other -- if we see that someone is trapped in their office, we call them on the phone. Boy, do I know how to make a short story LONG? Anyway, I couldn't think of an interesting survivorish name, and she was bugging me, well, you get the idea.

I want to thank everyone for the warm welcome.


"RE: New Vote Topic: What It Must Stop?"
Posted by mistofleas on 07-11-01 at 10:22 AM
Thanks for explaining your name. I must admit I was curious about it too. Sorry to hear that you have an annoying, doesn't know when to stop, can't get it in their head no one is listening, nothing interesting to say, loud mouthed, run on sentence, chew your arm off to get away, call 911 kinda person at work. You won't find anything like that here. Every post is well thought out, timely, to the point, funny and perfectly spelled. We all have taken classes to make sure of the above.

Please see ItzLisa to sign up for those classes. I'll get you a cubicle and your first supply of post-it notes within in the next couple of days.
Thank you for joining us, I think you're going to have a great time!!


mistofleas a.k.a. misto-X


"RE: New Vote Topic: What It Must Stop?"
Posted by Outfrontgirl on 07-11-01 at 02:23 PM
MakeItStop--Funny you should post about this officemate from hell at the same time an old friend of mine has apparently gone around the bend or over the top with the same behavior. We're in a group together (have been for 11 years) and now he is ruining it for me and everyone. The sad part is it's going to be so painful to explain it to him, and tell him he needs counseling and maybe medication--the very thought is stressing me out terribly.

Anyway, I find myself thinking how nice it would be if Scroll Buttons worked on people like that. If you don't like something here, just click, scroll, and no more annoyance in your face!


"RE: New Vote Topic: What It Must Stop?"
Posted by MakeItStop on 07-11-01 at 03:59 PM
Oh boy, I feel bad for you. At least the person I was talking about has never been a friend. Good luck!

"RE: New Vote Topic: What It Must Stop?"
Posted by George Tirebiter on 07-11-01 at 07:36 PM
MAKEITSTOP--You seem verrrry familiar to me, stranger. . . you wouldn't happen to be related to someone I know, would you?


GT


"RE: New Vote Topic: What It Must Stop?"
Posted by VampKira on 07-12-01 at 05:52 AM
>>Bleeding Eyes<<

Who doesn't like my bleeding eyes? It wouldn't be Buggy, the CORNER GIRL, would it??

Buggy.. LOOK AT MY EYES!! LOOOOOOOOOK AT THEM!!!

(hee heeee.. that ought to keep her in the corner rocking and babbling for a few hours or so!! )

---------------------------------
"Let's spend the night together,
You'll wake up and live forever."
-Jamiroquai
---------------------------------
Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska



"RE: New Vote Topic: What It Must Stop?"
Posted by Drive My Car on 07-12-01 at 12:25 PM
See!!!!?
See the abuse I have to put up with?

( Vampire's give me the willies, and she KNOWS it)

Ebug


"RE: New Vote Topic: What It Must Stop?"
Posted by MakeItStop on 07-12-01 at 10:07 AM
Gosh, I'm really surprised to see you say this. Maybe I'm related to someone you know (it's a small world), but how would I know that?

"RE: New Vote Topic: What It Must Stop?"
Posted by George Tirebiter on 07-12-01 at 01:24 PM
>Maybe I'm related to someone you know (it's a small world), but how would I know that?
I'll play your little game. . . Let's just say you're remarkably sympathique with one of my favorite nutjobs here, who just happens to have it in for an overlord wannabe? How 'bout you just fess up to knowing ANYone already here?

Or should I make MY eyes bleed, too? (I've already got the fangs--why the hell not?!) Would that inspire a reaction?

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

GT


"RE: New Vote Topic: What It Must Stop?"
Posted by MakeItStop on 07-12-01 at 01:36 PM
Oops, I didn't mean to start playing a little game. Frankly, I'm confused. And, I feel stupid because I don't know what you're talking about. I'm glad that it's one of your FAVORITE nutjobs that I'm sympathique with. {breaths sign of relief -- it's one of her favorites}

To answer your question, NO I don't know anyone on these boards.


"RE: New Vote Topic: What It Must Stop?"
Posted by George Tirebiter on 07-12-01 at 01:55 PM
Oh, I'm so terribly sorry--ever so . . .

Is that bullsh¡t I smell in the air?

hehehehe

GT


"RE: New Vote Topic: What It Must Stop?"
Posted by MakeItStop on 07-12-01 at 02:28 PM
OK, I think I get it. You think I'm someone else on this board? I'm curious as to who (or is it whom) you think I am. I don't know what I can do to convince you that I am not another poster on this board, and that I don't know anyone on this board. But, I'll thank you for helping me up my DAWs.

"Hey Make it Stop!!!!!!"
Posted by Drive My Car on 07-12-01 at 05:05 PM
HaHaHaHaHahahahahahhahahahaha

She thinks you are me!!!!!!
The funniest part about it is that she emailed me this morning, and I still didn't get that she thought I was you. ( being in the corner so long has made me slow, besides its all smokey in the cornertime)

Umm but is you are coming over to the corner with some food for
me, would you mind bringing me a walk man and some magazines, it's really really boring in here.

EBug


"RE: Hey Make it Stop!!!!!!"
Posted by George Tirebiter on 07-12-01 at 05:39 PM
*Enters Kis' Corner--joint in progress--and hands eBug a bag of roasted, salted peanuts. No drink. Also gives bug a walkman and an issue of "Rosie" (the one with her gross-out hand on the cover)--with a coupon for Columbia House music club inside.*

Enjoy, bugaboo! Be sure to let us know when visiting hours are!

*blows one more humongous cloud as she exits*


GT


"RE: Hey Make it Stop!!!!!!"
Posted by Drive My Car on 07-12-01 at 06:41 PM
George you are an evil #####.
You could at least bring me a magazine that isn't a month old and whose cover story isn't Staph!!!!

Hey can somebody bring me something to drink?????
Some CD's???

EBug


"RE: Hey Make it Stop!!!!!!"
Posted by George Tirebiter on 07-13-01 at 03:14 AM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


GT


"RE: Hey Make it Stop!!!!!!"
Posted by MakeItStop on 07-13-01 at 09:12 AM
Yeah, I figured it out last night at home -- I don't read the boards at home so that's why I didn't post. Mr. MakeItStop thinks it's silly. Or so he says. Last night he wanted to know what the boards were saying about Justin. And during Survivor he would ask who's going this week? Anyway, I'm glad that this "situation" is straightened out.

"RE: Hey Make it Stop!!!!!!"
Posted by Drive My Car on 07-13-01 at 11:13 AM
>>Mr.MakeItStop thinks it's silly

That answers one of my questions.

BUG

( beware the witches, and the Vampires, they are sneaky)


"RE: Hey Make it Stop!!!!!!"
Posted by VampKira on 07-14-01 at 08:23 AM
>>( beware the witches, and the Vampires, they are sneaky)<<

You don't want out of that corner very badly, now DO you Buggy?
*glances over her shoulder at Buggy, as a smaill drops of blood begin to trickle from her eyes*

Buwwaaahhhaa haa haa!!


---------------------------------
"Let's spend the night together,
You'll wake up and live forever."
-Jamiroquai
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Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska



"RE: Hey Make it Stop!!!!!!"
Posted by George Tirebiter on 07-14-01 at 01:29 PM
>smaill drops of blood begin to trickle from her eyes
I'm not sure I'm really interested in this part of the vampyre deal, but it does appear to have some useful applications. . . Maybe if bug keeps picking on me, I'll start lessons.


GT


"RE: New Vote Topic: What It Must Stop?"
Posted by SherpaDave on 07-12-01 at 02:42 PM
LAST EDITED ON 07-12-01 AT 02:43 PM (EST)

MakeItStop--Funny you should post about this officemate from hell at the same time an old friend of mine has apparently gone around the bend or over the top with the same behavior. We're in a group together (have been for 11 years) and now he is ruining it for me and everyone. The sad part is it's going to be so painful to explain it to him, and tell him he needs counseling and maybe medication--the very thought is stressing me out terribly.

You've known Shakes for eleven years?

Oops. Did I say that out loud?

Edited to add my vote: February 29. Who needs it?


"RE: New Vote Topic: What It Must Stop?"
Posted by Outfrontgirl on 07-12-01 at 03:09 PM
ROFL Dave, no I haven't known Shakes for 11 years. Apparently I join groups in which someone who otherwise has lots going for him desperately demands more attention than 10 other people all rolled together.

And don't take away Leap Day! That's when girls get to ask guys out, one day in every 4 years. Maybe some years from now your son will get lucky on Sadie Hawkins Day. Also without it Gilbert and Sullivan couldn't have written Pirates of Penzance. My godson was born on Feb. 29 and although he's 5 now he's only had one birthday. Please don't take away his birthday!
*hopes those are enough reasons to save Leap Day and the calendar of the Western World*


"Who do we know who reminds us of MakeItStop?"
Posted by Outfrontgirl on 07-12-01 at 04:36 PM
Time for this thresd to curve back out to the margin. It's getting too narrow...

MakeItStop--
You ask which veteran poster we think you might be.
Well I take you totally at your word, but I thought I owed you an answer.

When I saw your name I immediately thought of an old thread where the Vamp's new bleeding eyes and the words Make It Stop came together (in my memory). I thought it was Ebug who said it, because she didn't like the eyes. Anyway, people here know I'm compelled to dig up the originals when I hear a reference by a new poster (think Man-breasts)--so I found the thresd.

And the winning poster for Make It Stop is our own Attack of the Checks girl...

"ItzLisa 1456 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
06-05-01, 01:28 PM (EST)

12. "MAKE IT STOP!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD...."
...PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!!! AAAAUUUUUGHHHH!!! MY EYES!!! MY EEEEYYYES!!!!!!!!!!!
**************************************"

Does anyone but me think it's ironic she's complaining about her eyes?

By the way, the thing she wanted stopped didn't make my list because Sherpa listened and actually stopped.
I'm talking about Clown Porn. And you wonder why we have members huddled in the Corner?
Welcome to our twisted community, MIS

PS. You will like Itz and she and you have something in common: you both post while you're at work. She may be the best shoulder to cry on with your coworker problem.



"RE: Who do we know who reminds us of MakeItStop?"
Posted by George Tirebiter on 07-12-01 at 05:02 PM
OFG--Your theory intrigues me. . . my own has to do with eBug's relentless quest for allies in her quest to topple the Evil Kismet. . . I believe I overheard her in chat indicate that she had recently opened up a second registration here, to boot. The exchanges between MIS and eBug actually sounded like the times buggy talks to herself in that demented fashion in the bar, when no one will listen to her rants against Kis--complete with that fakey too-good girl mannerism. Also, has she not used the MAKE IT STOP thingie in reference to Kira's bleeding eyes? She was the first--and most vocal--to speak out against it.

Stillllll. . . . Itz is the one in the workplace, and the horrible co-worker story could have some basis in fact. . .

Whatever truth lay at the heart of this twisted tale is sure to be interesting. Please, girls--don't make us tickle you mercilessly until you confess!


GT


"RE: Who do we know who reminds us of MakeItStop?"
Posted by Outfrontgirl on 07-12-01 at 05:17 PM
Yes, I was with you GT, in remembering that Ebug wanted the bleeding eyes to stop. But the bleeding eyes debuted on the thread I copied from, Sherpa's "Why Shakesvivor is Behind Schedule," here in the BV forum now. And Buggy only expressed her dislike of the eyes. Lisa used the words in question. I found the eye thing on some other threads, but I didn't find poor buggy saying exactly that...

On the other hand, you recognize the voice...
You want the girl(s) to fess up? Well GT, so nice to see you've fully recovered your sense of unfounded optimism!

MakeItStop, are you sure you've never posted as HawkEye or Shakesvivor Blows?
*OFG reels from the sense of deja vu*


"RE: Who do we know who reminds us of MakeItStop?"
Posted by George Tirebiter on 07-12-01 at 05:32 PM
>GT, so nice to see you've fully recovered your sense of unfounded optimism!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I may insist on logic, but I do tend to ride my feelings for most things--this is why I never claim to be a Spoiler, and prefer to let you freaks work out the details for me! Besides, I'm too lazy to work that hard.

Anyway, I feel I'm doing my civic duty if I give you someone to laugh at!


GT


"RE: Who do we know who reminds us of MakeItStop?"
Posted by SherpaDave on 07-12-01 at 06:59 PM
Allrighty, then... a couple observations:

1) I think MakeItStop is a legitimately new poster. Dunno why, I just get that feeling. However, as a spoiler, it's my duty to report that OFG and GT were working Roni over pretty hard to start posting as a BV Basher... If I had to say that MIS was a second ID, I'd point it at Roni. But again, I think MIS is a truly new poster.

2) Enough time has passed now and Shakes is far enough removed from BV that I feel comfortable revealing my inside source on the show. Yes, the person who sent me all the clown porn. No, it really honest-to-God wasn't me going out and digging it all up. Should I let my source 'fess up? Let y'all try to guess? Or just out *hint* her?


"Not Roni"
Posted by Outfrontgirl on 07-12-01 at 07:21 PM
Nice try Dave--

>>as a spoiler, it's my duty to report that OFG and GT were working Roni over pretty hard to start posting as a BV Basher... If I had to say that MIS was a second ID, I'd point it at Roni.

Sorry to "spoil" your rep, Sherpa, but we were working on Roni for the first time last night, and MIS precedes that, which screws up that whole cause and effect thing...unless SB gave Roni the keys to the company time machine to help her out with her reporter gig.


"RE: Who do we know who reminds us of MakeItStop?"
Posted by George Tirebiter on 07-13-01 at 04:25 AM
Slurp, Slurp, Slurp. . . are you really so naïve to think someone new could come here and taunt the right people in just the right way? Or that anyone really talks like Martha Stewart? (hell-even SHE doesn't really talk like that as herself!).

Since we have eliminated Itz and eBug from the list of suspects, I have to ask--who is it who would want to make bug look bad in her quest to quash Kis and her Evil Empire? Have you listened to the two of them harp at each other in the bar lately? It sounds JUST LIKE THIS!

KIS--MIS. . . a coincidence? I think not!

And of course, I'm only saying all this because it's become my place to make a fool of myself, guessing at all these horrible secret identity posters. . . But I know who most of them ARE now, damn it! And I'm pretty confident I've got this one narrowed down, too. . . (at least, as of 4:24:56 a.m.--come tomorrow, I'll probably have a whole 'nother scenario figured out.)


GT


"RE: Who do we know who reminds us of MakeItStop?"
Posted by mistofleas on 07-12-01 at 05:22 PM
Just to throw a little wrench in your theory, I also post almost exclusively from work.
But you're right, Buggy is the one wanting the Evil Kis empire stopped. She's also bucking for support to stop Kis from hijacking peoples thresds. So, I would guess that if MIS is not a new poster, then it's buggy.


mistofleas --who wonders if her deductive reasoning will pay off


"RE: Who do we know who reminds us of MakeItStop?"
Posted by Outfrontgirl on 07-12-01 at 05:42 PM
Hmmm, Misty, my real theory is that all you Texas girls are in cahoots and EBug is a card-carrying member of the Kismet media empire, just out there hyping up the story for your Chief.

>>She's also bucking for support to stop Kis from hijacking peoples thresds.

Fine way she has of showing her dislike of hijacked thresds!
By the way, thank you for your broom-end input. Reminds me of the toy stick horses I had as a kid, with a horse's head on a broomstick-like pole and we would ride around on them...on the ground of coursed, but we would jump up and down like we wanted to take off. Didn't work to reverse it, the darned head just dragged on the ground...

It would make sense that the broomstick would be like an animated horse that can fly and the head should be in front.

Just offering analysis based on no hard reasoning whatsoever,
as is my wont...


"RE: Who do we know who reminds us of MakeItStop?"
Posted by mistofleas on 07-12-01 at 05:51 PM
>Hmmm, Misty, my real theory is
>that all you Texas girls
>are in cahoots and EBug
>is a card-carrying member of
>the Kismet media empire, just
>out there hyping up the
>story for your Chief.

--Um OFG...please come over her look in this box. There's a special prize for you in you look waaaay down in the bottom. Go ahead...keep looking. Perhaps you should actually get in the box and look in the far back corner. It's okay, I won't let the top close. *hee hee hee*

*closes the lid, tapes it and addresses the box lid*
KEE (Kismet Evil Empire)
Everywhere Texas, 66666
Attention: EBug


witchofleas


"RE: Who do we know who reminds us of MakeItStop?"
Posted by Outfrontgirl on 07-12-01 at 06:02 PM
HLP! HLP! HLP!
Cn't brth n ths bx!
Sh's stln my vwls!
'm Srry! 'll b gd frm nw n!



"RE: Who do we know who reminds us of MakeItStop?"
Posted by Drive My Car on 07-12-01 at 06:43 PM
I told you she was bad.

BUG


"RE: Who do we know who reminds us of MakeItStop?"
Posted by mistofleas on 07-13-01 at 02:00 PM
Sorry hon...didn't mean to leave you in the box for so long. *untapes the box and lets OFG out*

I just can't have you running around willy nilly telling everyone about our plans for world domination!
Now be a good girl and I won't have to put you back in there!
*kisses*

mistofleas


"RE: Who do we know who reminds us of MakeItStop?"
Posted by Drive My Car on 07-12-01 at 06:01 PM
>>She's also bucking for support to stop Kis from hijacking peoples thresds.

I have only encouradged thread Hi-jacking. I was Hi-jacking threads before Kismet was born, she learned it from me!!

>By the way, thank you for your broom-end input. Reminds me of the toy stick horses I had as a kid, with a horse's head on a broomstick-like pole and we would ride around on them...on the ground of coursed, but we would jump up and down like we wanted to take off. Didn't work to reverse it, the darned head just dragged on the ground...<

My kid has one of these. It is stuffed and has yarn hair. It's name is strawberry. She is too big to actually ride strawberry, but beware any other child that tries to mess with the Stick horse. It that what those witches are doing with those brooms? Pretending to ride stick horses??
That is as bad as when we drew eyes and lips on the clamp part of my mothers string mop when we were kids and my brother used to dance with it. ( maybe that explains little brothers obsession with skinny women )

EBug



"RE: Who do we know who reminds us of MakeItStop?"
Posted by SherpaDave on 07-12-01 at 07:05 PM
That is as bad as when we drew eyes and lips on the clamp part of my mothers string mop when we were kids and my brother used to dance with it. ( maybe that explains little brothers obsession with skinny women )

That or he's just an average American guy who's bought into all the media hype. Sherpas prefer a little more flesh.


"Will the REAL MakeItStop please stand up?"
Posted by MakeItStop on 07-13-01 at 10:00 AM
OMG! I'm too upset to even go {click}. I can't believe the controversy that I have started! When I read the posts above the point where OFG moved us back over to the left, I thought this mess was all straightened out. Then I scrolled down here and saw all this! Aya, Webby, someone PLEASE help me convince these people that I am a new poster. I am a new poster, but I am not new here. Maybe that is what is confusing some of you people.

mistofleas - I guess you were right, "I am an attention whore." I kind of like all the trouble that I've stirred up. But, this really wasn't the kind of attention I was looking for. I'm really starting to stress over this because now MORE people think I'm an impostor. You guys are sooo suspicious. I'm a sad attention whore because no one will believe me.

GT - You think I'm demented, have a fakey too-good girl mannerism, and sound like Martha Sewart?! I HATE Martha Sewart! I can't believe that I sound like Martha. If you're referring to my lack of swear words, that's just because I don't want to get the dreaded #####'s. I'm not sure what all of the banned words are.

SOMEONE HELP ME!!! PLEASE MAKE IT (this situation) STOP!!!


"Here I come to save the day!!"
Posted by dangerkitty on 07-13-01 at 10:34 AM
Hi MakeItStop!

First, I do believe you. I don't see the point of a "regular" doing this as an impersonation. And since I won't feel foolish if in fact I am wrong, I am perfectly happy to accept you as new.

It's a tough balance to achieve - regulars say that new posters should read a lot first and then come in with some background understanding. But if they do that, as you obviously have, they get accused of knowing TOO much and therefore must be a regular in disguise.

It seems that many frequent posters can't accept the concept that someone could be reading along regularly enough to be so knowledgeable about our activities and personalities, yet not post for a long long time; and then, when they do post, they do so with ease and humor right off. I can understand this attitude, but I am willing to accept that there are a lot of different people in the world, who don't all do things exactly the way I do. (!!!!) We really have no idea how many folks are out there, reading along with our antics for entertainment or whatever! We get caught up in our little community of familiar posters, but we are not as alone as we think we are. You can either be creeped out about that, or get a kick out of it.

So, glad you decided to start posting, MIS, and as a little welcome gift, here's how to curse in your post:

First, you can type "ass, damn, crap" with no edit problem. For the others, insert a little HTML code in the middle of the word. For example, if I just type "#####", I get the #s. But if I type sh{b}{/b}it, it works. (use the straight brackets instead of the curvy ones, and it will work. Like this: shit.

Happy posting, and Happy Friday the 13th!!



"RE: Here I come to save the day!!"
Posted by Drive My Car on 07-13-01 at 11:07 AM
Make It Stop.
Here is your formal welcome to the boards.
I am sorry that although I denied being you, I joked that I thought it was amusing that people thought so. I hope this didn't encourage suspicion. I always thought you to be a new person. And about those spoiler folks? Well, they haven't had anything to spoil for awhile, so they are desparate for any hint of mystery.

Martha Stewart??? you don't sound like Martha. OMG!!!!! does that mean I sound like Martha??? ( Oh GT you are soooooo in trouble)

You caused no trouble MIS,and if you stick around all will be fine. Oh and this is how to read GT. Imagine her sounding sarcastic with a bit of a laugh. Works for me. She has a bit of a sharp wit. ( I convinced her by the way that YOU are not ME)

Welcome, hope you have fun here.

EBug

( and 2 questions for you, Chick or Dude? and when are you gonna smuggle in some food for me? )


"My ears are ringing....... "
Posted by Rebel Crown on 07-13-01 at 06:37 PM
(crawls back in corner, dozes off again)

"Off-Topic Posters"
Posted by AyatollahKhomeini on 07-13-01 at 11:45 AM
LAST EDITED ON 07-13-01 AT 11:46 AM (EST)

Just to second Dangerkitty's thoughts...

I think it's much more common for an Off-Topic poster to be very familiar with the board before posting than it is for a Spoilers or Bashers poster. And, once GT convinced herself that you weren't EBug, I don't think she really believed you were someone else.


"RE: Off-Topic Posters"
Posted by MakeItStop on 07-13-01 at 12:01 PM
Oh good, I feel better now. With all this hub-bub, I forgot to get some food over to Ebug.
Ebug - I'm coming.

Oh yeah, I'm a girl/woman! And proud of it. And, damn it, I'm no Martha Sewart!!!!


"RE: Off-Topic Posters"
Posted by George Tirebiter on 07-13-01 at 01:23 PM
>once GT convinced herself that you weren't EBug, I don't think she really believed you were someone else.
Let's not ASSUME anything, AK--I can make an ass of myself without any help!

After a year of blithely accepting everyone at face value, I have learned to adopt a much more skeptical view of the world. . . Yes, the water in my washing machine is VERY dark, and I am paranoid!

hehehehe
GT
(who wonders if ANYone out there will get the FZ ref. . .)


"Let's do dabo proud"
Posted by Outfrontgirl on 07-13-01 at 04:29 PM
Whew! Thanks Misty for letting me out of that stinking box.
I think Kis' kids had been playing with their diapers in that thing.

Just wanted to point out that dabo started a thesd that, like Seinfeld, was basically about nothing, unless poisonous blowfish misspelled is something.

And now we have over 80 posts, and dabs'll come home from vacation and have such a nice present. I really think we should get it up to 99 for him (and then AyaK can lock it up if he wants to be evil). Did I say If?

BTW, just to clarify, I never thought Itz was MIS; I just printed her post to show who had said MAKE IT STOP, and because her protest was so exactly how I felt about the green checks.


"Green checks"
Posted by AyatollahKhomeini on 07-13-01 at 04:44 PM
So what do you think about them now, since they don't load (except apparently on ItzLisa'a computer) until after the rest of the board?

"RE: Green checks"
Posted by Outfrontgirl on 07-13-01 at 05:56 PM
Hmmm. Now that they're just a border, I have no real complaint, except that part of my attention goes to ignoring them, which is a most delightful paradox...no, that song comes from the "Pirates," which could not have been written were there no Feb 29 as Dave proposes.

My honest aesthetic opinion--they're an unnecessary distraction and I like the page better with a plain background. When the checks do load the page gets too busy, design-wise. I hope that they don't increase the loading time simply for their dubious addition to the border, because faster would be much appreciated at my end.

I didn't intend to complain--but thanks for asking! I do feel very sorry for Lisa. How bizarre for her to be the only one with the glitch.


"RE: Let's do dabo proud"
Posted by George Tirebiter on 07-13-01 at 04:45 PM
>And now we have over 80 posts, and dabs'll come home from vacation and have such a nice present.
>I really think we should get it up to 99 for him (and then AyaK can lock it up if he wants to be evil). Did I say If?
I don't know if this is feasible. . . I mean--this crowd has an awfully hard time coming up with things to talk about and all. . . Maybe if we had a topic?

hehehehe

GT


"RE: BlowsVivorBlowsVoters, Tribal Time!"
Posted by VampKira on 07-14-01 at 08:39 AM
OK, GT.. A run to 99 huh?? I could have SWORN I had already posted what I am again about to post in this thresd, but I don't see it. I smell a conspiracy!! *sniiiiiiiiiiif* Oops... my bad, that was just the glue. Anyhow.....

I know what GUFU is.

You all ever heard of Thickit? It is a powder that you put in liquids to thicken them. I mean, you can make Pudding out of pop with this stuff, or whatever. Mostly it is used to prevent choking on thin foods by the elderly. But let me tell you..GUFU is the crap that is in your mouth if you happen to be an idiot, and just pour some in your mouth to see what it does. NO! I didn't do it, but I saw a guy who did, and it was one of the funniest things I have ever seen. That shit had his mouth glued shut for a while!!!

There.. I posted it again. If it disappears, I am coming looking for someone......*bares fangs*


---------------------------------
"Let's spend the night together,
You'll wake up and live forever."
-Jamiroquai
---------------------------------
Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska



"RE: BlowsVivorBlowsVoters, Tribal Time!"
Posted by George Tirebiter on 07-14-01 at 01:12 PM
Ohhhh, Vamps! I hadn't heard that story! TOOOOOOOO fuhhhh-neeee! (I think we may have a winner here, coonhead!)

I've also never heard of "ThickIt"--sounds like some industrial concoction they make for hospital use, so they can make the big bucks on laxatives.

heeheeheehee!


GT


"RE: BlowsVivorBlowsVoters, Tribal Time!"
Posted by dabo on 07-14-01 at 08:38 PM
>Ohhhh, Vamps! I hadn't heard that
>story! TOOOOOOOO fuhhhh-neeee! (I think
>we may have a winner
>here, coonhead!)
>
>I've also never heard of "ThickIt"--sounds
>like some industrial concoction they
>make for hospital use, so
>they can make the big
>bucks on laxatives.
>
>heeheeheehee!
>
>
>GT

Sounds good to me GT! By the way, I'm baaaaa-aaack!!!
Actually, I read a good one for "gufu" on vacation:
I'll have to find and post it here.
What happens if one of these hits 100?
Damn, I started a monster!
And who was it mentioned I was on vacation? WHO!!!

Someone's gonna get it!

"If the race of man should be left naked upon a desert island, we should become extinct in six weeks. A few individuals might linger, but in a year would become worse than bean-spillers." (Samuel Butler, "Erewhon")


"RE: BlowsVivorBlowsVoters, Tribal Time!"
Posted by George Tirebiter on 07-14-01 at 08:51 PM
COONHEAD!!!! You came back! But--damn it--you weren't supposed to get here 'til this thread was locked up at 99. . . we were going for something along the lines of IceCat's "t" thread--even though "gufu" actually was a good topic to start us out on.

And I don't know if you'll find out who was the first one to spread the "vacation" news. . . just one of those things everyone seems to know at once.

Welcome home!


GT


"RE: BlowsVivorBlowsVoters, Tribal Time!"
Posted by Outfrontgirl on 07-14-01 at 09:00 PM
*scared and meekly*--that was I, but I thought you told everyone you needed a co-writer cuz you were going away during this period and besides which you were so patently absent...
*OFG's really sorry at letting vacation out of bag but glad dabo's back*
And look how I watered your thresd while you were gone!

"RE: BlowsVivorBlowsVoters, Tribal Time!"
Posted by dabo on 07-14-01 at 10:41 PM
LAST EDITED ON 07-15-01 AT 00:37 AM (EST)

No prob, really, but I told everyone without mentioning it on a thread (it was actually GT who spilled them beans way way back on AK's thread <rubs hands gleefully together plotting revenge>): just one of them things.

hehehehehehe...

Let's call this one Old-Fashioned Gufu!
(from "Adventures of Tom Sawyer" by Mark Twain)

_ One day Tom was in the act of dosing the crack when his aunt's yellow cat came along, purring, eyeing the teaspoon avariciously, and begging for a taste. Tom said:
_ "Don't ask for it unless you want it, Peter."
_ But Peter signified that he did want it.
_ "Now you've asked for it, and I'll give it to you; but if you find you don't like it, you mustn't blame anybody but your own self."
_ So Tom pried his mouth open and poured down the Painkiller. Peter sprang a couple of yards in the air, and then delivered a war whoop and set off round and round the room, banging against furniture, upsetting flowerpots, and making general havoc. Next he rose on his hind feet and pranced around, in a frenzy of enjoyment, with his head over his shoulder and his voice proclaiming his unappeasable happiness. Then he went tearing around the house again spreading chaos and destruction in his path. Aunt Polly entered in time to see him throw a few double somersets, deliver a final mighty hurrah, and sail through the open window, carrying the rest of the flowerpots with him. The old lady stood petrified with astonishment, peering over her glasses: Tom lay on the floor expiring with laughter.

"If the race of man should be left naked upon a desert island, we should become extinct in six weeks. A few individuals might linger, but in a year would become worse than satirists." (Samuel Butler, "Erewhon")


"RE: BlowsVivorBlowsVoters, Tribal Time!"
Posted by George Tirebiter on 07-15-01 at 00:10 AM
heeheeheehee Guess who went to Hannibal, MO for his vacation?

And what's with the threats, coonhead?! You never said it was a secret!


GT


"RE: BlowsVivorBlowsVoters, Tribal Time!"
Posted by dabo on 07-15-01 at 00:43 AM
>heeheeheehee Guess who went to Hannibal,
>MO for his vacation?
>
Yep, and I highly recommend it. Stayed at the
Cannondam Cabins on Mark Twain Lake, which I also
recommend even though they aren't actually on the
lake itself, but they have a private pond to fish.

>And what's with the threats, coonhead?!
>You never said it was
>a secret!
>
>
>GT

Just funnin' with ya, GT! Got home, didn't find any
wannabe theives rottin out in any of the traps I got
around the spread, so no harm done.

Will there be firecrackers if one of these hits 100!
Hope So!!!

"If the race of man should be left naked upon a desert island, we should become extinct in six weeks. A few individuals might linger, but in a year would become worse than monkeys." (Samuel Butler, "Erewhon")


"RE: BlowsVivorBlowsVoters, Tribal Time!"
Posted by VampKira on 07-15-01 at 01:11 AM
Dabs!! Wakeywakeywakey!! Come to the bar!!


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"Let's spend the night together,
You'll wake up and live forever."
-Jamiroquai
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Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska



"RE: BlowsVivorBlowsVoters, Tribal Time!"
Posted by George Tirebiter on 07-15-01 at 01:18 AM
VAMPS! We need to get his thresd to 100 first! This has been languishing all day--if anyone can save it, it's gotta be us!

Hurry, coonhead! This is #98!!

GT


"RE: BlowsVivorBlowsVoters, Tribal Time!"
Posted by VampKira on 07-15-01 at 01:30 AM
"99... wooo oohh, I've been waiting so long, for 99.. How did we go wrong... oh, 99.. I.. I love you.. "


---------------------------------
"Let's spend the night together,
You'll wake up and live forever."
-Jamiroquai
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Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska



"RE: BlowsVivorBlowsVoters, Tribal Time!"
Posted by George Tirebiter on 07-15-01 at 01:38 AM
Damn it all. . . I can't wait for dabs to wakey and post #100! And since someone else is SURE to, it might as well be me.

Vamps--did you notice your #99 was your 2209th post? That's almost . . . significant. . . or something. Well, at least there are a bunch of 9s. I guess it isn't significant at all. *sigh*

Soooo. . . what happens when a thresd reaches 100? Should I push the button and find out? Yes? No? Ohhhh, what the hay--

*click*

GT


"KKAAAAAAAAAA----"
Posted by dabo on 07-15-01 at 01:39 AM
BOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!

"RE: KKAAAAAAAAAA----"
Posted by George Tirebiter on 07-15-01 at 01:50 AM
PHEW! I was worried for a minute there cuz nothing happened--I guess it was waiting for The Man! (I thought you went to bed, you!)


GT


"RE: KKAAAAAAAAAA----"
Posted by VampKira on 07-15-01 at 02:03 AM
Neener, Neener, Neener!!! Supe an I STILL hold the record for the longest thresd!! It was like 180 posts or something.. I can't remember now.. We were sniffing alot of glue that night!!!



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"Let's spend the night together,
You'll wake up and live forever."
-Jamiroquai
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Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska



"RE: KKAAAAAAAAAA----"
Posted by Superman on 07-15-01 at 02:16 AM
*snifffff*

Wha?! How the hell did I get here? Oh well..

*sniiiiiiiffff*


"RE: KKAAAAAAAAAA----"
Posted by Outfrontgirl on 07-15-01 at 02:25 AM
Sure Vamps, but did your record thread have a unifying topic like this one?

Hey dabo, it was my idea to keep your thread going until it hit tripple digits, but no credit *sniff*

Speaking of the Twainster, last fall we stopped by the site of the Mark Twain Monkeypod Tree in Waiohinu, Hawaii. Twain himself planted the tree in 1866. One presumes it was not giant at that time but subsequently became humongous. It's an interesting landmark that has all the plaques and trimmings of a genuine literary historic landmark--except that the tree blew down in a storm in the 1950's.
Still draws the tourists though.



"gufu is as gufu duz"
Posted by dabo on 07-15-01 at 02:29 AM
LAST EDITED ON 07-15-01 AT 02:33 AM (EST)

i still think there ought to be fireworks for a thresd that hits 100, let's gufu webby with it till he caves on the point. Yeah, Vamps and Supes can have the OT record for the thresd they wouldn't let die, they should get fireworks too. damn but i was hoping for fireworks ... what's a gufu to do?

edited to include mondo thanksies to ofg, smoochiehugs ofg!!!


"RE: gufu is as gufu duz"
Posted by VampKira on 07-15-01 at 02:41 AM
*wonders if "Who's Still Awake" is archived yet...*


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"Let's spend the night together,
You'll wake up and live forever."
-Jamiroquai
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Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska



"Who's Still Awake"
Posted by Outfrontgirl on 07-15-01 at 02:58 AM
I think it's archived, Vamps. You might appreciate this:
when I decided to search for references to Man-breasts, thanks to Shakesvivor Blows TTL, the search produced that thread and I went all the way through it. It was quite an amazing diary of a night in the life of two creatures of the dark...

"RE: Who's Still Awake"
Posted by VampKira on 07-15-01 at 03:29 AM
ROTF, OFG!! It all started because of Supe and his damn firewalls.. But I must say.. It was a BLAST! *winks at Supe* Sniiiiiif!!


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"Let's spend the night together,
You'll wake up and live forever."
-Jamiroquai
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Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska



"RE: Who's Still Awake"
Posted by George Tirebiter on 07-15-01 at 03:16 PM
Is that the thread where I finally had to tell you two to get a room? (and NO--they didn't take my advice!)

Maybe if you threw some sex into it, you'd get a thresd into quadruple digits--but then, that's what the bar is for. . . that and about 457,936 websites. . .


GT


"Remind me again how SSC is distracting people from BV?"
Posted by SherpaDave on 07-16-01 at 11:53 AM
110+ posts on one thread? Looks to me like BV is alive and well.

"RE: Remind me again how SSC is distracting people from BV?"
Posted by George Tirebiter on 07-16-01 at 12:37 PM
You know what, Slurp? You are a smartass. (And if you just look at the dates, you'll see this only really took off after that ended.)


GT
(Who may have to boot Slurp, even though he's not in the damned show--and no Monkeyboy Island for you, either! You just stay in the bar and drink those coconut shooters MB has been mixing up special for you. . .)


"Because I truly AM a smartass"
Posted by SherpaDave on 07-16-01 at 06:40 PM
I just have to point out that the first post made post-SSC was #87. They don't teach math so good down there in sunny Florida, I'm thinkin'.

And btw, GT... I'm thinkin' I'm overdue to load you up a nice fat bowl... will try to bring you a bong full o' the best this evening.


"RE: Because I truly AM a smartass"
Posted by Outfrontgirl on 07-16-01 at 06:50 PM
Has anyone ever taught you smartasses that it's confusing when you have an obscenely long thread and you post a response somewhere in the middle of it and it goofs up the number at the end and people have to search through the thread numbers to find the new post? Only to find said post says little or nothing of substance?

Just helping out in your department, that's all...


"RE: Because I truly AM a smartass"
Posted by SherpaDave on 07-16-01 at 06:57 PM
See if I ever offer to pack YOU a bowl with an attitude like that, missy.

Oops, I said little or nothing of substance again. Bad llama!


"RE: Because I truly AM a smartass"
Posted by George Tirebiter on 07-16-01 at 07:08 PM
hahahahaha Thanks, Slurp. You're one of my FAVORITE smartasses, too!

And I blame the drugs (and therefore--YOU!)


GT


"#133"
Posted by GG on 07-16-01 at 01:00 PM
With apologies to dabo, I'm posting on this thresd because I just wanted to experience the obvious thrill GT is getting from prolonging it.

Are we talking history or infamy?

That is all.

¬GG¬
who just wants to point out that "illusions" instead of "delusions" was deliberate.


"Great Thread"
Posted by Drive My Car on 07-16-01 at 05:06 PM
I love this thread. Not just for it's curviness but for it's facinating and important subject matter.

Oh and has anyone seen the Commercial where the bellybuttons sing?

EBug


"RE: Great Thread"
Posted by SherpaDave on 07-16-01 at 06:37 PM
Yup. Saw the singing bellybuttons. Now, the real question: who's seen the singing penis video that's been circulating around the internet for a couple years now? I'd be willing to bet the person who created the commercial got the idea from the vid. Funny as hell.

"RE: Great Thread"
Posted by MakeItStop on 07-17-01 at 09:11 AM
EBug, I have seen the singing belly buttons, and they kind of freak me out. Make them stop!

Hey, look at me. I'm not a Got Milk? person anymore. When did that happen?


"RE: #133"
Posted by George Tirebiter on 07-16-01 at 05:44 PM
GG. . . OFG was the one who expressed a desire to maximize this thresd to show dabo how much we missed him; if you'd bothered to read it in its entirety, you would have known that.

But thrill? you want a thrill from me? This may take some pondering. Or maybe you could just tell me what YOU have in mind, and I'll see if it's good for me, as well.

Hmmmm. . . history is pretty much sewn up by Vamp & Supe's "Who's Awake?" thresd (at 180+), so I guess we're going for infamy. Besides, some people (like our li'l bugaboo, below) LIKE these in-depth discussions of all things ridiculous--to say nothing of the slithery appeal the thresd has from afar.

Don't you like "slithery," GG?


GTGGTGTGGTGGGGTGGGT

who doesn't care WHAT sort of grandeur you were alluding to--it sounded like a burn to her. . .


"RE: #133"
Posted by Outfrontgirl on 07-16-01 at 06:07 PM
Pretty pretty slithering thresd--

GT, it's either disturbing, funny or both to note the way fellow posters have been attributing my sayings to you and vice versa. GG, DK, ICB (drawing on the home birth thread), dabo, Sherpa, the list goes on. Last time I checked we WERE separated at birth and packed off to separate coasts, right? AND we're opposite signs, Aries and Libra (how complementary!).

Just confirming I'm still a separate entity, that's all.

PS You missed your chance to point out to GG that his #133 was actually #113, Ms. 1300 I mean 1400 DAWs. Oh yes, I caught that before you posted your correction and I was LMAO at the only DAW to ever celebrate reaching a mark they had passed quite some time ago, like the day before...


"RE: #133"
Posted by George Tirebiter on 07-16-01 at 06:34 PM
>You missed your chance to point out to GG that his #133 was actually #113
Damn! I noticed that after I replied, but couldn't get the danged page to reload--lousy server! By the time I got back here, you'd already posted your taunt.

But yeah--GG, don't think you got away with such a ridiculous mistake! We all noticed it--and now you can't even get back in to edit your subject line! You're stuck--STUCK, I tell you! Don't they teach you hooligans how to count over there?!

hehehehe

And OFG--don't take it too hard, as people frequently confuse me with other posters. . . Why, it wasn't all that long ago that I was accused of being GG (or he, me), simply by virtue of our common initials. Of course, a stiff wind was enough to clear up THAT confusion once and for all. . .

And as for my problem with airheadedness? Just wait 'til YOU get here, dearie--it appears to be something we cannot fight (though I AM doubling my vitamin intake, in an attempt.)


GT


"Full circle"
Posted by flying squirrel on 07-16-01 at 06:41 PM
I just wanted to (1) post on this thread, as well as start a new curve, (2) ask where this thresd stuff came from -- VK?, and (3) point out that the quote below has brought this thread full circle:

>But thrill? you want a thrill from me? This may take
>some pondering. Or maybe you could just tell me what
>YOU have in mind, and I'll see if it's good
>for me, as well.

In other words, let me know what is gufu you, and I'll let you know if it's gufu me!
____________________


"RE: Full circle"
Posted by Drive My Car on 07-16-01 at 07:04 PM
Darn it, I know I left that definition of Gufu here somewhere.

The neighbor doesn't like it when the Squirrels eat out of her Bird feeder, so she chases them into my yard to eat out of my Bird feeders. I don't mind, I figure squirrels gotta eat too, and they don't ever Sh*t on my car.

( Dave, never seen a singing penis, curious as to what it sings)

EBug


"RE: Full circle"
Posted by George Tirebiter on 07-16-01 at 07:15 PM
Isn't bug sweet? Looking out for those damned squirrels. . . (Our neighbors used to feed them, and after they moved, those asshole varmints started climbing our screens, looking for handouts!)

And Squirrel? My comment was directed at GG, who has flirted enough that I suspect he'll have a hard time following through on his threats--but if you've an especially gufu, by all means, let it all hang out!

And Slurp? Ditto bug's comment on the penis. You may have to email that one around, now that you've roused our curiosity.

GT


"RE: Full circle"
Posted by VampKira on 07-17-01 at 00:21 AM
>>(2) ask where this thresd stuff came from -- VK?,<<

Well, FS.. It started in the bar with that fuggin clown! I made a typo, and mispelled thread, thresd. That clown never ler me forget it, and weeelll.. As they say, the rest is history..

And HEY! The rest of ya's!! Stop trying to make this thresd longer than Supe and I's. I will not stand for it, do you hear me?? Don't make me start "Who's Still Awake 3" Hehehehehehe.


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"Let's spend the night together,
You'll wake up and live forever."
-Jamiroquai
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Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska



"It's Awake!!!!"
Posted by Drive My Car on 07-17-01 at 01:25 PM
No one is trying to copy you who's awake thresd Vamp, we want a thresd that actually SAYS something!!!

Ha Ha Ha HA

EBug - who is glad you has lots of fresh Garlic around


"RE: Full circle"
Posted by GG on 07-17-01 at 06:34 PM
The truly amusing thing is that I didn't even realize I had posted #133 instead of #113! But really, I was only out by 20 posts. That's, like, Vamps daily average isn't it And if nothing else, the gaffe did serve to keep the thresd going. So there.

Also, I did read through the entire thing. Hence the reason I began previously with 'apologies to Dabo'.

As the song says: "The answer my friend is blowing in the wind." Stiff or otherwise.

I did notice that I was mentioned three times by your good self in successive posts.

I now know the truth.

You can't get enough of me.

Obviously.

¬GG¬
*who needs clarification on whether you are a thrill seeker or a thrill provider


"111 and counting"
Posted by Outfrontgirl on 07-17-01 at 06:49 PM
Just to point out you're only 2 DAWs away from actually posting your #113, but unfortunately the thread has raced ahead to the 120's. Theoretically you could catch up and synchronize things...

So now I understand GT's "stiff wind" ref. We're talking about kilt-wafting, eh? Viva la difference, I say...


"RE: Full circle"
Posted by George Tirebiter on 07-17-01 at 08:01 PM
Are you talking to ME, GG? Or is this another one of those things where you're just tossing something out there to see who bites?

Mkay--I will.

>I now know the truth.
>You can't get enough of me.
>Obviously.
THAT, my dear, is an understatement. But then you knew that, experienced flirt that you are. However, my fascination for you may go no further than figuring out if you really ARE worth slobbering over, or if you're only taking advantage of the "exotic" accent. . . Whichever is true will determine whether my interest is an ongoing thing. Were I to base my judgment on what I have observed in the bar, I might be turned off by the way you capitalize on the easily-impressed masses--but your conduct elsewhere certainly is much more intriguing.

Intellect AND animal magnetism are an irresistable combination for me; I do love a man who knows when and how hard to jab. And seeker? provider? I'm not sure you can delineate the two, once the sparks are set in motion. . . but yes--definitely thrills.

And I feel I must warn you--if you ever get in that EITS chopper with eBug again, watch her like a hawk--now that she's seen you in your finest, she's liable to make an octopus look tame. . .


GT


"RE: Full circle"
Posted by Drive My Car on 07-18-01 at 02:42 AM
**waves at GG **

Hi GG!
You know my Love for you is pure and not a sick fascination with your loins, don't you?

We were friends long before you started flashing a bit of leg to the ladies.

EBug

Oh by the way girls, he has shared his intellect with me; quite stimulating. His wit alone makes me swoon. Why get into a tizzy over the imaginary, when what is real is more then enough.


"RE: Full circle"
Posted by GG on 07-18-01 at 07:44 PM
Now this is what I'm talking about, GT.

Listen to Buggy; a lady who has exceptionally good taste and loves me for soooooo much more than what is down there (not that it can hurt, right? )

So if that, along with my wit, charm and intellect isn't enough, you force me to play the trump card:

I have a useful tongue too. hehehe

Find me wanting now?


¬GG¬
*who waves fawningly back at Buggy*


"RE: Full circle"
Posted by George Tirebiter on 07-18-01 at 07:51 PM
>Find me wanting now?
ROFL! No, I'm finding that you are growing on me in quite interesting ways.

Tongues, eh? I may sense some compatibility, right there.

GT


"RE: Full circle"
Posted by Drive My Car on 07-18-01 at 07:53 PM
GG
*who waves fawningly back at Buggy*


***sigh***

EBug


"NiteNite Supes"
Posted by dabo on 07-18-01 at 11:06 AM
mvunjo mvunjo!
panya-la nyoka ndio.
ushujaa ushujaa hapana'uso!
zeituni na nyanya.
upepo.
mwezi.
uchawi-zito.
namna ya samaki-ekundu.
sherizi mti safiri.
damu chungwa.

"If the race of man should be left naked upon a desert island, we should become extinct in six weeks. A few individuals might linger, but in a year would become worse than monkeys." (Samuel Butler, "Erewhon")


"RE: NiteNite Supes"
Posted by dabo on 07-18-01 at 02:14 PM
By the way, those are actual words, I won't reveal in what language. There's a mystery message in there that you all might want to try to dope out. Have fun!

"If the race of man should be left naked upon a desert island, we should become extinct in six weeks. A few individuals might linger, but in a year would become worse than cryptics." (Samuel Butler, "Erewhon")


"RE: NiteNite Supes"
Posted by dabo on 07-31-01 at 10:45 AM
LAST EDITED ON 07-31-01 AT 10:48 AM (EST)

aw, everyone came running over thinking another episode was finally finished and up. sorry, i just felt a gufu coming on. hmm, wonder how this post would look in swahili? well, it's the last day of hot dog month, couldn't let that happen without mentioning it somewhere.

"If the race of man should be left naked upon a desert island, we should become extinct in six weeks. A few individuals might linger, but in a year would become worse than monkeys." (Samuel Butler, "Erewhon")


"Coonhead IS shameless! LOL"
Posted by George Tirebiter on 07-31-01 at 04:30 PM
Awwwww, isn't this cute? coonhead bumped his own thresd. . . The Hot Dog Month was a pretty sad excuse, though, don'tcha think? (unless you're going to mention that meatless variety, Gufu Pups!)

GT


Rumination of the Day

I was asked to leave the theater after throwing
feces at the screen during "Planet of the Apes."
Looks like those evil humans
figured out whose side I was on. • Top5

(another one just for you, Monkeyboy!)


"Just a cotton-pickin' minute. . ."
Posted by George Tirebiter on 07-31-01 at 04:37 PM
Did you just enter a new level of whorishness, dabo? Congratulations on your new gig--I'm sure you'll enjoy the herbal-dealing shtick, if you don't mind that MLM aspect. . .

And as a way of congratulations, here's another entry on your old gufu thresd--may it prosper and grow beyond any "Who's Still Awake?" status!

GT


"Just wait a few more cotton-pickin' minutes. . ."
Posted by Outfrontgirl on 07-31-01 at 10:26 PM
One good bump deserves another! He's just getting back at me for not getting Ep 9 finished. It's all done but the formatting dabo....Course I am not the world's fastest with that either!

"July is National Hot Dog Month"
Posted by Drive My Car on 07-18-01 at 01:15 PM
yep people it is that time again! Time to salute a true American Food ( we got lots of 'em , so share with the Canadians please)

I enjoy my hot dogs with mustard, relish and onions. But the Chili cheese thing is nice too.

Oh and a BUMP on the side

EBug


"RE: July is National Hot Dog Month"
Posted by dabo on 07-18-01 at 08:18 PM
mmmmmmm hot dogs uurrrrrrrrrrr
I'll have one with sauerkraut, please!