LAST EDITED ON 12-10-09 AT 10:44 AM (EST)

Oh Boy, another Suzzee Contest! Yea!

Dakota will be my Date, if she accepts this proposal:

Dakota, will you go to the Mystery Game Entry with me?

I picked Dakota because I am in awe of perfect a crime when I see one, and of the perpetrators of those crimes.

You see, I have a theory. I believe Dakota bonked the French Maid in the head, took the cute little frilly outfit, dragged the body out to the alley where her henchmen picked it up, and became our New French Maid. And since I have a yen for murderous New French Maids, preferably those who like to perform in a parlor with a riding crop, I'm going to go with that theory. One should be optimistic, don't you think?

It was her batting eyelashes and French accent...

“Oh Monsieur Keeng of ze Feech, what can I do for you now, s’il vous plaît? More champagne? More pate de ze Goose? You like ze Goose? Oui, Moi too."

...and forgetfulness in regard to underwear that caused her to be overlooked (as a perpetrator of heinous crimes) up to now. Of course, it is satisfying enough just to have figured out the mystery, we don't really need to do more than a fanny spank, do we, Dr. Watson? No that should be sufficient.

(Just in case anyone is wondering, I actually have no clue as to where this mystery is headed. It unfolds for me as it unfolds for all of you).

<adjusts tux and tie, combs down cowlick, scrapes salsa dip off lapels>

Hut Cam:

(ahem)

1. Walk of shame - Dumbo Dave and Moronic Monica.

<fixes a hot dog from the overflowing plate of dogs that mysteriously appeared on the buffet>

2. I think Bystander and Moley aided and abetted Dakota in her dastardly act, they chopped up the body and somehow (haven't quite figured out how - <munch munch> ) they disposed of it.

<Eyes the ribs as they come off the grill> BTW - compliments to the chef this evening, I haven't had BBQ this good in quite a while. The brain salad was quite tasty too, as were the Fava beans.

What? Where are my dues? Didn't you get them yet? I swear I asked my Personal assistant to mail a check in. Tell you what, I'll see to it first thing tomorrow. Mañana!

>
>Dakota will be my Date, if
>she accepts this proposal:
>
>Dakota, will you go to the
>Mystery Game Entry with me?
>
>
>I picked Dakota because I am
>in awe of perfect a
>crime when I see one,
>and of the perpetrators of
>those crimes.
>
>You see, I have a theory.
>I believe Dakota bonked the
>French Maid in the head,
>took the cute little frilly
>outfit, dragged the body out
>to the alley where her
>henchmen picked it up, and
>became our New French Maid.
>And since I have a
>yen for murderous New French
>Maids, preferably those who like
>to perform in a parlor
>with a riding crop, I'm
>going to go with that
>theory. One should be optimistic,
>don't you think?
>
>It was her batting eyelashes and
>French accent...
>
> “Oh Monsieur Keeng of ze
>Feech, what can I do
>for you now, s’il vous
>plaît? More champagne? More pate
>de ze Goose? You like
>ze Goose? Oui, Moi too."
>
>
>...and forgetfulness in regard to underwear
>that caused her to be
>overlooked (as a perpetrator of
>heinous crimes) up to now.
>Of course, it is satisfying
>enough just to have figured
>out the mystery, we don't
>really need to do more
>than a fanny spank, do
>we, Dr. Watson? No that
>should be sufficient.
>
That's hot. And Yes.

Agman Dressed Me

LAST EDITED ON 12-10-09 AT 00:13 AM (EST)

Let's see, Jbug will be my date because she is usually easy interesting and knowledgeable on all things relating to the lodge! You might say she knows the lodge from the inside out !!!!! We will be attending the nude gymnastics floor exercises where I'm sure we will both stretch ourselves to the limit(s)of good taste

The perpetual mystery which has been lingering about he lodge is this: who has been sneaking into the lodge late at night, drinking all the beer, and using the toilet without putting the seat up? THis has caused considerable distress for our female guests! WHo could be capable of such a devious and downright disgusting deed? Using my above average intellect(just don't ask me to spell anything correctly ) I say it can only be one person................That smiley old Bystander!....I came to this conclusion through the simple process of elimination. When it comes right down to it, what is Bystander? HE's nothing more than a faceman. No arms, no legs, not even a body to speak of. HE alone is the only lodge member with out arms and hands! Even our host, regal pescado(spanish for all the non english speakers in the lodge)at least has fins to accomplish the task of lifting the seat. But bystander? Not a way for him to do that! He does, however, have a very large mouth which with the use of a straw, can easily suck sip all the beer out of each bottle! I also know that Bystander did not work alone....He may have a great, diabolical head on his shoulders on the nightstand BUT, he still needed help with getting the straws into the bottles of beer, and someone to roll him back to his bed when he finished. Who other to turn to for help with this than Mole and Suzzee!!!!
We all know that Suzzee, while pretending to be a hostess, spends most of her time at the bar chugging sipping the spirits. Ample time and opportunity for her to provide 'stander with straws. And MOlE? It's common knowledge that Moles are nocturnal(in other words "up" all night) So it would be nothing for him to roll By back into his hut and lock the door!

Oh yea...I guess there's something else we need to discuss also....I what order will the remaining participants take that walk of shame. Monica, then Dave!

Wow! I already have 4 posts on this thread!!!!!