LAST EDITED ON 07-21-06 AT 04:56 AM (EST)

The absolutely true life and death adventures of the Pennsylvanian hate-mongering whore
or
How I learned to just shut up and lvoe the walking time-bomb.

Welcome back to the BBRAT.

The first week of the debacle known as AllStars has come to a close and the first casualty is a sweet little girl from the underworld. I believe her name was Hellison. Such an endearing wee imp she was.
Live Feeders can attest to her trickery, alas CBS has given her a fuzzy lens treatment.
It didn't stop the festivities though.
Anyhoo...
The first twist of the season (or would that be second?) was a dual HOH. The Unforseen Royal figures were Jase and Janelle.
The King and Queen quickly picked out of the crowd of star-wannabes the two premature rabble-rousers and put them on notice.
The POV Challenge and Ceremony didn't bode well for the two accus'ed either as the Busted-DyeQueen of Trashington was well suited to slogging through piles of "gawbawzh". (If you could only see her royal bedroom, you'd understand. Dirty pettycoats as far as the eye can see.) (And NO, I don't mean MerrySoreAss of Uppityton either. Even though hir "sleeping" quarters are of equal squalor.)
With the Power of Viction safely tucked in the queens bodice, it became known the the accus'ed stood eternally accused. For one, an exile...Er...eviction.
In the interim AliWench continued mouthing off. (*Sigh* If only she had an outlet for her oral fixation.) Spouting half-truths and outright fibulations to no forseeable end. She, as noticed by the throngs, had become a pint-sized mud-slinging trebuchet. A mini-trojan. (Oh wait, that's her boyfriend.) A filthy pair of tattered bloomers, stinking up the joint.
Upon the day of the ruling, the crowd gathered to hear the verdict.
The mighty hand of the peasant crowd yelled in a majority group to "Lynch the Whore. Save LadyDanielle of PassBuckdom for eternal servitude."
Madame foreperson, What say ye?
"On the charges of Pre-meditated Endangerment to Royalty we the jury find ... Alislut, guilty.
On the charges of Skankatudinal Despicatation we the jury find ... Aliwhore, guilty.
On the charges of Queen-Pinning we the jury find ... Dani-avelli, guilty.
On the charges of Blatant acts of Trolldom we the jury find ... AliHole, guilty.
And finally, on the charges of OrangeCouty-itis (The preventable outcome of too much botox and it's effects on changing flesh into plastic.) we the jury find ... AliTramp, guilty."
With the double HOH this week, I'll double the votes to 8 and 2 and will find AliBitch the most guilty.
Grab your baggage and leave the kingdom! At once!

The Power Players:
A. HOH: Jase or Janelle (2)
B. POV: Janelle (6)
C. Will the POV be used? No (4)

The Challenge Arena:
A. LuxuryItemChallenge: No (2)
B. Host of the POVChallenge: Boogie (8)
C. First food challenge: N/A (2 each)

The Evictees:
A. Nominees: Alison and Danielle (8 points each)
B. Evicted: Alison (10)
C. Non-EvictedNominee: Danielle (10)

Bonus:
1. Which previous season will be most represented by the 12 returning All-Stars? Season 6 (4)
2. Will a HG get taken off the show before the first eviction? No (2)
3. Will a HG "flash" this week? No (4)
4. Will any futher HGs be added to the cast after the initial 12 have entered? Yes (2)

This week, Inside the BBrat house:

It started with a few of the bbrats being clumped together in the scores department. Yet one little bbrat rose above the rest to claim the first HOH contest of the season.
With a week one score of 34, qwertypie becomes the sole HOH and with it a small token of 5 additional points.
Congrats girly.
Now normally, any bbrat with less than half of her score would be put on the BBRAT-Diet for the week. (Which also includes a -3 point penalty.)
But seeing as how the real HGs were given regular food for the first week, so shall all of the bbrats.
You can't say I wasn't nice, at least at some point in the past.
So it can be stated that all remaining players are In the Crowd this week.

HOH:
qwertypie ~ 34 (+5) = 39

In the Crowd:
EnglProf ~ 28
Rebel Crown ~ 28
Tough Cookie ~ 28
DearAbby ~ 24
Captain_Savem ~ 20
kingfish ~ 18
Lasann ~ 18
survivor_21 ~ 18
alwaysintruble ~ 16
Nonexistance ~ 16
Road Kill ~ 16
yensid ~ 16
ARnutz ~ 14
bdemoney ~ 14
Das Mole ~ 14
FlamingCactus ~ 12
vince ~ 12
whoami ~ 12

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Onto the Week Three Entry...

This entry will be due by Thursday, July 20th.

The Power Players:
A. HOH (who is going to win the HOH challenge?) Name only one HG. (6)
B. POV (who is going to win the POV challenge?) Name only one HG. (6)
C. Will the POV be used? Yes or No. (4)

The Challenge Arena:
A. Will the HG's play in a challenge for a LuxuryItem this week? Yes or No? (2)
B. Which HG will be the host of the POVChallenge? (8)
C Name 1 HG whose name will be randomly picked to play in the POV challenge. (6)

The Evictees:
A. Name 2 HGs who will be nominated. Go ahead, name 2 HGs. There are no negative points to lose this week if one or both of them are wrong. (8 points each)
B. Name 1 HG who gets evicted. (10)
C. Name 1 HG who survives the eviction. The named HG must have been nominated but did not go home/sequester this week. (10)

BBrat Bonus:
The BigBBrat "Preconceived Notions" Contest
This contest will only be accepted by PM.
Take a moment to give your answers to the following 10 questions (and a tie-breaker).
The object of this bonus game is to guess which bbrat will be the most popular answer given for each of the questions below. (Not your favorite, but who you think everyone else will say is the most popular answer.)
It will be run in rounds, as soon as you miss a question you will be out of the running for the bonus.
The winner will be the bbrat who answered the most questions correct without missing any.
The winner, of which there will only be one, will receive 20 points and most likely the weekly HOH as well.
Good Luck! (Remember, PM me with your bonus answers this week.)
Pick one answer per round...

Rnd.1 Most outgoing: jeffr or vince
Rnd.2 Most helpful: DearAbby or CaptainSavem
Rnd.3 Most doublicitous: Lasann or oasisfan
Rnd.4 Most feared: ToughCookie or ARnutz
Rnd.5 Least understood: whoami or Nonexistance
Rnd.6 Most apt to streak: EnglProf or RoadKill
Rnd.7 Most apt to start a revolution: FlamingCactus or RebelCrown
Rnd.8 Most likely to be CIA: yensid or wallflower
Rnd.9 Most likely to have been in 4H: DasMole or kingfish
Rnd.10 Most likely to be the cause of a break-up: bdemoney or qwertypie
TieBreaker
Guess my current relationship's length, in days.
Closest w/o going over wins. Unless all go over and in that case the closest to the actual number wins. That is of course if any of you get this far.
I will be counting Thursday as the last day. Yes, leap-years should be taken into account.

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*The Rules*
Deadline for all entries will be each and every Thursday, at beginning of showtime, boardtime. (There may be a "POP QUIZ" or two thrown in as well. These are held when "suprise" events take control of the house and the producers decide to switch the format from the norm. Depending completely on the show's schedule. I will try to stay right on top of things, if something changes.)
The BBRAT will be open to new players at any time.
Those who make an entry after the deadline will not be considered.
Those who miss an entry will have to go without gaining any points for the week.
If a vacation or other time-constraint happens, you are allowed to have a proxy-player make your entry for you.
Any player who misses 3 entries in a row will be thrown into the fishtank.
*The Entry*
The game will start with the prediction of HOH and end with the prediction of the evictee. From Thurs. to Thurs. All predictions will be made regarding the next weeks episodes.
I will try to post the new entry thread every Fri. Each questions outcome will be determined by the show itself. For instance, If a challenge is held but not aired, in the show (either tues, thurs. or sat.), it will not count.
*ALSO, any answer with "None", "No One", "all the rest" or "everybody else" will not be counted.
Where it asks to name one HG, simply name one HG.
*Points*
If a question is correct you will receive the points alloted in the parentheses after each question. These points are subject to change but not without notice. If you are wrong with your choices you will receive 0 points. If one of your answers contains an already evicted HG, it will be worth 0 points.
HOH Bonus:
The HOH bonus goes to the person/s who acheived the highest weekly score. This HOHwinner will have 5 bonus points added to their tally.
BBratDiet Penalty:
The BBrat-diet penalty is given to (read: taken from) all folks with fewer than half of the HOH winner's weekly point total. This penalty will be -3 points. This penalty will be determined before the HOH bonus is added.
The points will be given out when all challenges and questions have been resolved. A.K.A. a week later.

HouseKeeping:

* Welcome to the bbrat3, oasisfan, stretchwife, jeffr and wallflower. Your week 2 entry has been noted and you will join the ranks next week when the scores are tallied.

* Oh boy, hope you all have iron stomachs, it's looking like it's gonna be a bad week for some of you.

• RE: BBRAT3: Week 1 Results / Week 3 Entry,qwertypie, 07:28 PM, 07-15-06
• RE: BBRAT3: Week 1 Results / Week 3 Entry,Wallflower66, 05:15 PM, 07-16-06
• RE: BBRAT3: Week 1 Results / Week 3 Entry,bdemoney, 10:13 AM, 07-17-06
• RE: BBRAT3: Week 1 Results / Week 3 Entry,jeffr, 11:30 AM, 07-17-06
  • jeffr, please respond,tribephyl, 03:21 AM, 07-18-06
• RE: BBRAT3: Week 1 Results / Week 3 Entry,vince3, 09:23 PM, 07-18-06
• RE: BBRAT3: Week 1 Results / Week 3 Entry,Rebel Crown, 02:42 AM, 07-19-06
• RE: BBRAT3: Week 1 Results / Week 3 Entry,survivor_21, 07:46 AM, 07-19-06
• RE: BBRAT3: Week 1 Results / Week 3 Entry,kingfish, 08:37 AM, 07-19-06
• RE: BBRAT3: Week 1 Results / Week 3 Entry,Road Kill, 08:51 AM, 07-19-06
• RE: BBRAT3: Week 1 Results / Week 3 Entry,ARnutz, 10:27 AM, 07-19-06
• RE: BBRAT3: Week 1 Results / Week 3 Entry,DearAbby, 01:32 PM, 07-19-06
• RE: BBRAT3: Week 1 Results / Week 3 Entry,Das Mole, 03:20 PM, 07-19-06
• Clarification, ,kingfish, 10:32 PM, 07-19-06
  • RE: Clarification, ,tribephyl, 05:53 AM, 07-20-06
    • RE: Clarification, ,kingfish, 09:01 AM, 07-20-06
      • RE: Clarification, ,tribephyl, 05:35 PM, 07-20-06
• RE: BBRAT3: Week 1 Results / Week 3 Entry,alwaysintruble1, 00:13 AM, 07-20-06
  • RE: BBRAT3: Week 1 Results / Week 3 Entry,tribephyl, 05:55 AM, 07-20-06
• RE: BBRAT3: Week 1 Results / Week 3 Entry,yensid, 02:49 PM, 07-20-06
• RE: BBRAT3: Week 1 Results / Week 3 Entry,Captain_Savem, 03:53 PM, 07-20-06

Yippee!!! The first HOH! Hope this doesn't make me a target. Let's see, the HOH rooms contains alot of ice cold diet Coke and iced cold Pacifico beer with limes (how is that for product placement?), Miss Vicki's lime and pepper potato chips, video of Dmitri's solo dance -- you know which one! citrus bubble bath, peppermint foot lotion and of course a photo of my secret crush *Tribe!*
The Power Players:
A. HOH Diane
B. POV Janelle
C. Will the POV be used? No

The Challenge Arena:
A. Yes
B. George
C Will

The Evictees:
A. Danielle and Erika
B. Danielle
C. Mike

Yes It's Vintage Tribephyl!