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"Loser Lodge Week 8: And We're Feeling Fine!"
Posted by kingfish on 11-01-09 at 07:07 PM
The State of The Loser Island Union.

My fellow Loserians from the proud state of Loser Lodge, I’m proud to say that the State of our Loser Island is good.

We are free, drunk, as naked as we wish to be, indulging in acts of self gratification to the extent that makes each of us comfortable, and we have all the legal medicinal Marijuana we need to recreate.

Although we began this season in the depths of a Stalag too creepy to describe here, we made the most of it and even managed to make and use the jail jungle juice with which lifted our spirits. We actually had fun there. We demonstrated once again that we are an unstoppable force for lewd and lascivious behavior and will resist any attempts to tame our unruly instincts.

Yes, it is good. And I am proud to be among you. Very proud indeed.

When we left the Prison, we wandered in the wilderness for 40 minutes, a trek that almost sobered us up. But thanks to the ingenuity, desperation, and sticky fingers of Agman at the drive thru liquor store, we managed to keep our high going with the gallon boxes of wine he liberated.

When Bystander came off the mountain of empty beer cans with two tablets (he also had a story of a burning bush that can’t be repeated here, and that we didn’t really believe), we unselfishly divided them up and tried to get high. Unfortunately, what was written on them was “Bayer. 10 mg.” That was good for the cheap wine headaches, and allowed us to drink even more. Finally, when the promised Loser Lodge land was visible on the far bank of the Red Sea (actually it turned out to be a garden fountain that Jazzy named the Red Sea after throwing up her spiked Kool-Aid into it), we knew we were back home again.

The escapade of the Rats was embarrassing, but we now have our old loser lodge bungalows plus a summer cottage in a trailer trash park. Life is good for Cabana boys and for the Cabana women, and for the Loser Island Trailer Trash. They watch us in awe, and maintain a betting pool for something.

I am proud to announce that the men won Dakota’s beach volleyball play offs. The women scored more points, but in a game of naked beach volleyball, men are always about 6-12 inches ahead. So in reality, every one wins. And the reward for all was the much enjoyed beach orgy that followed. I hope everyone had as much fun as Dakota, but I will have to say that she won that after-game celebration. Handily, IYKWIM.

Wallflower and Survivor Maniac supplied the special and secret Loser Lodge punch for the post volley ball game party. No one seems to be able to recall exactly what happened, but fortunately they took pictures. Unfortunately they want lots of money to erase those pictures, but what the hell, that’s what us losers like best, to pay extortion. Viva libertad!

And CT’s Halloween week was a unmitigated success. Sure, one could say that with the women all coming as chocolate and whipped covered cream Sundays with “lick me” signs, and the guys having fake “candy bowls” strapped on just below their waists, we could have had a bit more variety. Somehow we still managed to have more fun than the law allowed. Which is a story for another time. If it hadn’t been for Kermie and Qwerty doing their Dance of No Veils on the roof of the Lodge, with their tails shaking and responding to pleas for encore after encore from us, the Dowagers Church Morality League probably wouldn’t have called 911. I have to thank Byoffer for his inspired “Charge of the Lance Brigade” that dispersed that group. Well played, B.

Moley’s hastily improvised (or "borrowed") catapult also helped in that regard, and in solving the problem of what to do with the rapidly growing pile of empties. Now “Dead Soldier Chunking” doesn’t have the stigma it used to have.

JuneBug has been kind enough to keeps us from drowning in debris, (special hand for Jbug) as well as serving up the wholesome and nourishing family style meals that have sustained us and provided fodder for our vomiting contests (congrats to Tribe for his mastery being able to miss the bucket from directly over it, and for winning the gallons per minute title, no one can spew like our Tribe), so Moley's contraption has helped her out quite a bit.

So, what more can you ask for?

A Contest you say? Well, thanks to Suzzee, this weeks competition and last week's scores are on the way. The check is in the mail.

Life is good.


Tribe

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"RE: Loser Lodge Week 8: And We're Feeling Fine!"
Posted by jbug on 11-02-09 at 11:44 AM
LOL

Was that a left-handed compliment?


Tribe shakes me

"RE: Loser Lodge Week 8: And We're Feeling Fine!"
Posted by kingfish on 11-03-09 at 09:13 AM
LAST EDITED ON 11-03-09 AT 09:15 AM (EST)

Usually we wait to the end of the season to do these things, but this year we are making an exception. Her signature dish, Baked Esophagus Casserole, her bacon wrapped eyeball appetizers, her Fly and Lice seasonings and all the rest of her imaginative and stomach cramping recipes warrant this on the spot award. Without these wonderful dishes (and many more) the daily heaving contests just would not be possible.

So we all voted and decided to award JBug the;

"Salmonella Sally" Sig Award.

It was unanimous vote, even Tribe, in the midst of his non-stop upchucking, was enthusiastic in his appreciation for all you do here. (Aw Jeeze, get him a bigger bucket someone...Jeeze)


Adman regurgitated this piece of wisdom.

"RE: Loser Lodge Week 8: And We're Feeling Fine!"
Posted by jbug on 11-03-09 at 10:57 AM
uuuuuhhhh, Thank you I think....

Ya'll know how easily I get confused - and no, I didn't go home with Agman last weekend.
Not sure how this award came about, but I'm glad my family is not around to see it. I get enough hassle about my lack of cooking skills as it is .


Adman regurgitated this piece of wisdom.

Thanks Agman & Guppie. I owe both of you big time for this.... IYKWIM.

"RE: Loser Lodge Week 8: And We're Feeling Fine!"
Posted by tribephyl on 11-02-09 at 02:07 PM
"RE: Loser Lodge Week 8: And We're Feeling Fine!"
Posted by agman on 11-02-09 at 03:01 PM
LAST EDITED ON 11-02-09 AT 03:14 PM (EST)


"RE: Loser Lodge Week 8: And We're Feeling Fine!"
Posted by Dakota on 11-05-09 at 12:14 PM
Agman. AGMAN. AGMAN

You're on my team. I don't see answers to this week's Q&A. Get your buns in here! Ok, a little incentive:


A Tribe Creation - Springtime 2008

"RE: Loser Lodge Week 8: And We're Feeling Fine!"
Posted by CTgirl on 11-05-09 at 02:44 PM
Yea Agman, get your butt in here, or else...



"RE: Loser Lodge Week 8: And We're Feeling Fine!"
Posted by agman on 11-05-09 at 09:00 PM
Have either of you young and lovely ladies checked post #7 yet???????.....Sometimes I just get ignored on threads!


"RE: Loser Lodge Week 8: And We're Feeling Fine!"
Posted by CTgirl on 11-05-09 at 11:15 PM
LAST EDITED ON 11-05-09 AT 11:15 PM (EST)

I just wanted an excuse to put on my naughty nurse outfit!

ETA: It's all Dakota's fault!

"RE: Loser Lodge Week 8: And We're Feeling Fine!"
Posted by agman on 11-05-09 at 11:29 PM

>I just wanted an excuse to
>put on my naughty nurse
>outfit!

And I wish We had nurses as hot as you where I live


"State of the Scores and Contest Time!"
Posted by suzzee on 11-02-09 at 03:34 PM
LAST EDITED ON 11-04-09 AT 10:15 AM (EST)

Welcome Losers to the points and contest entry! (woo-woo-woo-woo)

Loser of the Week Award +13

WHAT?!? Kermit does well in LOD but Agman will uphold the loser tradition, and I hope this week is better for ya Agman sweetie. Way to pile on the points and that maneuver ties you wit' da Kingfish this week.

Daw of the Week +5

Most posts last week goes to CT and JBug . Way to DAW it up girls.


Lodge Points and Honors aka the roll the dice points

Scariest Entry Award goes to Tribe +3

Most Confused Award goes to Agman +1

Children of the Corn Award goes to Survivor Maniac +3

Most likely to Lead an Uprising goes to Kingfish +4

Biggest Bag of Candy goes to Bystander 185 points +3

Best Excuse for Tardiness Award goes out to Wallflower +4

PTHTHTH Award goes to The oak leaves burying my yard and to all the Trick or Treaters that DIDN’T come. Too bad kids I was handing out booze and $100 bills, guess I’ll just have to drink the booze and keep the money. Bwahaha. – 2000 points each and deleted from the game.

SCORES

CTgirl ~ 289 + 215 = 504
Suzzee ~ 286 + 162 = 494
Tribe ~ 241 + 148 = 389
Dakota ~ 197 + 169 = 366
JBug ~ 242 + 120 = 262
Kermit ~ 165 +160 = 325
Survivor Maniac ~ 150 + 170 = 320
Bystander ~ 107 + 208 = 315
Molaholic ~ 154 +152 = 306
Kingfish ~ 121 +184 = 305
Agman ~166 + 139 = 305
Wallflower ~ 106 + 158 = 264
Qwerty ~ 90 + 147 = 232
Jazzy Jax ~ 73 + 157 = 230

And on to the weekly contest boys and girls:

I’m calling this one Simply Mergy (Ok so I’m slacking off here)

By virtue of the magic baggie with everyone’s names in it I’ve picked teams. I am ever optimistic that Qwerty and Jazzy will show up and play but just in case I’ve left them as free agents. If they do play their scores will be split between the two lowest scoring teams this week. Other then that each team’s scores will be added together and everyone on that team will have that total added to their scores.

Here’s your teams:

Agman ~ CTgirl ~ Dakota
Bystander ~ Suzzee ~ Wallflower
Kingfish ~ Molaholic ~ Tribe
Kermit ~ JBug ~ Survivor Maniac

The Game

All questions are 10 points.

1. Who takes the walk of shame to the Ponderosa?
2. Which DAW says the title of this episode?
3. How many different Survivors will get a vote at Tribal Council?
4. What food will the Castoffs Castaways be eating at the merge feast?
5. What would YOU name the merge tribe?


Bad girls have all the fun


"tribe's Simply Mergy Entry"
Posted by tribephyl on 11-02-09 at 04:13 PM
Maybe it's overzealousness... perhaps it's just a surplus of leisure time, I dunno... But I sure am enjoying the opposing side of the hosting dais.
Having been imagined nude multiple times helps as does the lack of bartending versus just outright drinking. (and yes, vomiting, versus mopping up said vomit.)
I am thankful.
The facade of exotic and tropical beauty amongst the swaying palm trees and gently lapping turquoise waves is just that, a facade.
However, I feel, this is truly one of the most spectacular seasons of the lodge...eveh!
No Hut-Cams, no monkeys, no cleaning ladies, no mercy.
*jazz hands* Just paradise. *jazz hands*


Oh and for the Simply Mergy Entry...
1. Erik should be the shameful one.
2. All RussHell breaks loose and it'll come straight from his own toothy maw.
3. 2 is regular and I'm feeling pretty regular.
4. Pork, probably in rib form. Perhaps whole roasted.
5. This one's easy, I'd name the tribe Bob

"RE: tribe's Simply Mergy Entry"
Posted by suzzee on 11-02-09 at 04:19 PM
Thanks, coming from you that means alot. I was telling Kingfish that I don't know how you managed all those games at once. Kick back have a cocktail I'll call the masseuse you deserve a vacation in Loser Land. I'll get some sun tan lotion it looks like you're getting a little burnt on your cheeks....



Agman S19 Samoa


"RE: State of the Scores and Contest Time!"
Posted by agman on 11-02-09 at 10:43 PM
LAST EDITED ON 11-02-09 AT 10:44 PM (EST)

I'd sure like some of those $100 dollars bills the trick-or-treaters didn't come by to get!.....I would have come by myself, but I got confused about the directions and ended up back in my home state of Confusion(alas, that's another story for another time!) I see I have been adorned with the name "sticky fingers" by our scaled leader. Reading that made me want to go out and buy a trench coat and a hat to pull down over my head, then head into the local adult bookstore! Instead, I will just sit her with my sticky fingers and get back to the business "at hand" which is to answer some questions for my friend Suzzee!


And away we go:
1. I think Natalie will take that long stroll down shamey lane

2. That will be Dave.

3. 5

4. They will be eating hamburgers and drinking wine (and they won't give a rat's a$$ that hamburgers and wine don't go well together! )

5. The name should be happy campers with sticky fingers!


sculpted by Tribe

"Sockpuppet's Week 8 Entry"
Posted by suzzee on 11-03-09 at 01:33 PM
LAST EDITED ON 11-03-09 AT 01:33 PM (EST)

1. Erik and his idol will pick the first bunk in Ponderosa.

2. Russ

3. 2

4. Is wine a food (hey I'm scoring this, yes wine is a food)

5. Fogalu which means "Tribe of many not playing game until too late".


Filthy Swine!

"RE: Sockpuppet's Week 8 Entry"
Posted by CTgirl on 11-04-09 at 11:19 PM
Hell yes wine is a food. It's a fruit!
"RE: State of the Scores and Contest Time!"
Posted by CTgirl on 11-04-09 at 11:18 PM
1. Who takes the walk of shame to the Ponderosa? Erik
2. Which DAW says the title of this episode? Russhell
3. How many different Survivors will get a vote at Tribal Council? two
4. What food will the Castoffs Castaways be eating at the merge feast? beer, wine, fruit
5. What would YOU name the merge tribe? Fagu Fagu Fa (it means FF4 in Samoan )

This was left over from Tribe's STP Party. I figured we losers could finish it up!

Cheers!

"RE: State of the Scores and Contest Time!"
Posted by tribephyl on 11-05-09 at 05:58 AM
Thanks, CT.
What a bunch of teetotalers over there in the STP.
I was wondering what was to become of all the extra booze.
Of course, the lodge. *smacks forehead*
"RE: State of the Scores and Contest Time!"
Posted by Dakota on 11-05-09 at 12:10 PM
Agman ~ CTgirl ~ Dakota

The Game

All questions are 10 points.

1. Who takes the walk of shame to the Ponderosa?
Eric

2. Which DAW says the title of this episode?
Russell

3. How many different Survivors will get a vote at Tribal Council?
Two

4. What food will the Castoffs Castaways be eating at the merge feast?
Crackers, wine, cheese, fruit

5. What would YOU name the merge tribe?
Galooofa



A Tribe Creation - Springtime 2008

"RE: State of the Scores and Contest Time!"
Posted by jbug on 11-05-09 at 12:28 PM
Kermit - Did you get too drunk - wasted relaxed to post your answers?

Survivor Maniac - where RRRRRR UUUUUUU ?

All questions are 10 points.

1. Who takes the walk of shame to the Ponderosa? NATALIE

2. Which DAW says the title of this episode? RUSSHELL

3. How many different Survivors will get a vote at Tribal Council? TWO (not sure I understand this question.....)

4. What food will the Castoffs Castaways be eating at the merge feast? BURGERS

5. What would YOU name the merge tribe? GUFU


Bug size bikini designed by Tribe

"RE: State of the Scores and Contest Time!"
Posted by Kermit the Vixen on 11-07-09 at 09:40 PM
*banging head on desk* No, I came to answer the questions but my best guess is that I hit "preview" instead of post.

Stupid IRL work.

This week is looking up though....


"RE: State of the Scores and Contest Time!"
Posted by Wallflower66 on 11-05-09 at 06:19 PM

1. Who takes the walk of shame to the Ponderosa? Erik
2. Which DAW says the title of this episode? Russell
3. How many different Survivors will get a vote at Tribal Council? Two
4. What food will the Castoffs Castaways be eating at the merge feast? cupcakes
5. What would YOU name the merge tribe? Aooga

"RE: Loser Lodge Week 8: And We're Feeling Fine!"
Posted by Kermit the Vixen on 11-03-09 at 04:53 PM
<< lifting nose from grindstone >>
<< wearlily looking around for a strong drink >>

"will this help?"
Posted by jbug on 11-03-09 at 05:51 PM

"RE: will this help?"
Posted by Kermit the Vixen on 11-03-09 at 06:36 PM
<< grabs drink, chugs it>>

Thanks, jbug! It's a good start!

"RE: will this help?"
Posted by Kermit the Vixen on 11-04-09 at 12:33 PM
<<licking the bottom of the glass>>

"RE: will this help?"
Posted by jbug on 11-04-09 at 02:10 PM

Thirsty, aren't you....

"RE: will this help?"
Posted by tribephyl on 11-04-09 at 02:51 PM

Perhaps this will help?
It's free-flowing rum-punch at your beck-n-call.
Yes, all 5 glasses are yours.
"RE: will this help?"
Posted by jbug on 11-04-09 at 05:12 PM

show off!
"RE: will this help?"
Posted by Kermit the Vixen on 11-05-09 at 10:44 AM
Beauty! Now, I wonder if I can figure out a way to rig my grindstone to a bed so I can lay down with my mouth under this fountain yet still keep my nose to the grindstone.....

Nah, too much trouble. I'll just lay under the fountain. In short order, I won't care about that stupid grindstone. Let it rot, I say.


Do grindstones "rot?"

"RE: Loser Lodge Week 8: And We're Feeling Fine!"
Posted by kingfish on 11-04-09 at 03:48 PM
The Game

1. Who takes the walk of shame to the Ponderosa?
Monica

2. Which DAW says the title of this episode?
Russell

3. How many different Survivors will get a vote at Tribal Council?
2

4. What food will the Castoffs Castaways be eating at the merge feast?
Beer, wine, Juice, fruit.

5. What would YOU name the merge tribe?
Fuggen-ugglies

"RE: Loser Lodge Week 8: And We're Feeling Fine!"
Posted by CTgirl on 11-04-09 at 05:46 PM
Fuggen-ugglies

*giggle*
how about Fuggen-galosers

"RE: Loser Lodge Week 8: And We're Feeling Fine!"
Posted by suzzee on 11-05-09 at 08:56 AM
snort
"RE: Loser Lodge Week 8: And We're Feeling Fine!"
Posted by Molaholic on 11-05-09 at 11:08 AM
LAST EDITED ON 11-05-09 AT 11:13 AM (EST)

Here I am, back from a major lost weekend that took seven days to complete. There's also a strange growth of somethingotother on my tongue.

Then there was this little gift someone left me.

Despite the heavy workload (extra testing for the kiddies this week - YUM!) I'll give my teammates the support they deserve:

1. Who takes the walk of shame to the Ponderosa? Jaison
2. Which DAW says the title of this episode? Russhole
3. How many different Survivors will get a vote at Tribal Council? Two
4. What food will the Castoffs Castaways be eating at the merge feast? Burgers
5. What would YOU name the merge tribe? FuFuFiFoFum

Hope you have a great time at the beach!


Tribe made me. Thanks. An Agman salute MCMIX