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"Losers, Drop Your Drawers"
Posted by Dakota on 10-12-09 at 11:42 AM
LAST EDITED ON 10-12-09 AT 11:54 AM (EST)

I know you're all busy getting settled in our new Lodge locale, but it's time for some fun in the sun. This week will actually be a tribute to Tribe. You remember him, right? Well, some of you have tried to drink away those memories, but they're still there, aren't they? Since I don't have the creative genius to be original here, I'm going to use the Losers' favorite things of days gone by. Yep. Nude beach volleyball for one. So drop those drawers and get your loser self ready for combat.

Two teams. Boys v. Girls. If my peach-nana radar is right, the girls team will have to sit one out. You have 10 seconds to decide. (No, there ain't no tarps.) Along with spiking, blocking and digging, you'll want to look good, strut, and talk some smack. Pics would be good. The net's already up? Seems Phil got his hard-working, make sure you have a good time, gnomes to work on it.

Then you'll want to head over to the media table and give your answers to the questions. Make sure the cam is pointed at your heads, this forum is still PG13, no matter what Tribe told you.

1. Oprah Book Club: Who will be seen reading tree mail? 25 points
2. Flag on the Play: Who will carry the Tribe flag to whatever challenge they have, whether Jeff shows up or not? 25 points
3. Jeff's Pet: Who will be asked the first question at TC by Jiffy? 25 points
4. Pushy Pushy: Who will vote first at TC? 25 points

Members of the team with the most individual points will each get an extra 25 points.

As for points last week, I have no idea. Hopefully Suzzee will show up with some kind of chart or graph or something. BUT, in honor of Tribe, you remember him, right? There will be a bonus. Sing me a song. Sing me someone else's song. Sing me your own song. Sing something that tells us what being a Loser means to you. Me? I thought of this - it reminds me of years of Tribe's hosting, a fish named Always, Kingfish, Agman, Molaholic and some ByBros, to name a few:

Roger Craeger
Everyday in lunch in high school,
And all of my senior year,
I'd drink my Coca-Cola with a touch of everclear.
I never had to study math, science or history,
I'd have a chemical flashback to jog my memory.
In my junior year I swore I loved sweet Miss Sherrie-Ann,
One night I put some everclear in her Dr. Pepper can.
I thought it'd make her easy, but she took it pretty hard,
I took her home and rang her doorbell, left her lyin' in the yard.

Tequila dries me out, and beer just makes me fat.
Whiskey makes me nauseous, tell me who the hell needs that?
If you're thinkin' about drinkin', then the answer's crystal clear,
Its the invisible intoxicant....its called everclear.

I remember my church picnic in the spring of '89,
They had 4 fresh watermelon sliced right off the vine.
When they bowed their heads giving grace for the food,
Hey, I pulled out the bottle, and I soaked them melons good.
Well they never knew what hit 'em, when the potion went to work,
They had Grandma's doin' backflips, Grandpa's lookin' up their skirts.
They were singing Hallelujah and Willie Nelson songs,
Preacher said it was the best dang picnic,
That the baptists had ever thrown.

Tequila dries me out, and beer just makes me fat.
Whiskey makes me nauseous, tell me who the hell needs that?
If you're thinkin' about drinkin', then the answer's crystal clear,
Its the invisible intoxicant....its called everclear.

When I'm drinkin' everclear, I think I'm king of this whole world,
I'm bigger and badder than John Wayne and cooler than Steve Earle.
Until I wake up and I'm face down in the hall,
Hey, I'm completely naked, for a reason I can't recall.
Well I'm kinda, sorta thinkin' that maybe I met a chick,
'Cause there's perfume in the air, and there's lipstick on my neck.
Well I hope that she was pretty and I hope that she was kind,
Enough to leave my clothes somewhere they're easy to find.

Tequila dries me out, and beer just makes me fat.
Whiskey makes me nauseous; tell me who the hell needs that?
If you're thinkin' about drinkin', then the answer's crystal clear,
It's the invisible intoxicant....its called everclear.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT1LQjkNlto

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"RE: Losers, Drop Your Drawers"
Posted by Dakota on 10-12-09 at 11:48 AM
Ahem. Losers. All pics posted of the nude volleyball game-a-rama must have photoshopped coverage of naughty bits.

"yea! a beach partie"
Posted by jbug on 10-12-09 at 11:53 AM
~~drops drawers.....~~~~kicks sand~~~~~

This tune just has a great sand kicking sound to it (& cause I watched this movie again last night )

Loose, footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
Please, Louise
Pull me offa my knees
Jack, get back
C'mon before we crack
Lose your blues
Everybody cut footloose


Hut Cam ON

1. Oprah Book Club: Monica

2. Flag on the Play: Shamboo

3. Jeff's Pet: Russell S

4. Pushy Pushy: Laura


"RE: yea! a beach partie"
Posted by jbug on 10-12-09 at 11:56 AM
Watch out! Kids are showing up here!!!!

"RE: Losers, Drop Your Drawers"
Posted by suzzee on 10-12-09 at 11:54 AM
Working on the scores now since my boss is out of town and I'm wearing the hat this week I'd have to yell at myself to get to work but I'm my favorite worker so I don't have to .


Agman S19 Samoa


"RE: Losers, Drop Your Drawers"
Posted by suzzee on 10-12-09 at 12:03 PM
And here's my loser tune! Back later to finish the game...

White Lightning Hit the Family Tree

{{yikes}}

It was the thirtyfirst gathering of the
Thompsons, Joneses, and Smiths
There were tables full of chicken
Taters, collard greens, and grits
Well it all took place at Hatie Lake State Park
Volleyball, fishin', badmitton, yard darts
Aunt Irene said she'd never seen a turnout like this

Well it started with hand shakes
And lordy, how the babies have grown
As the sun got hotter the day got to draggin' along
I saw Uncle Gene comin' back from his car
With somethin' clear as water in a mason jar
The lemonade got hearty and, Lordy, the party was on

That ol' boom box got louder and louder
Actin' civilzed didn't seem to matter
Everybody got to showin' their hiney includin' me
Lord I'd never known Granny to take her a sip
But the words were a slurrin' comin' off of her lips
And it dawned on me
White lightnin' hit the family tree

Well cousin Johnny was a gator
Jimmy was a UT fan
And that football talk
was quickly gettin out of hand
Granny told Uncle Dave that she hated his guts
Got right up in his face said, your whole famn damily's nuts
Chicken legs got to flyin'
And the whoop started hittin' the fan

Yeah, that ol' boom box got louder and louder
Actin' civilzed didn't seem to matter
Everybody got to showin' their hiney includin' me
Lord I'd never known Granny to take her a sip
But the words were a slurrin' comin' off of her lips
And it dawned on me
White lightnin' hit the family tree

That ol' park ranger jumped out of his car
Said, listen here folks, it's gone a little too far
Tear it all down, pack it all up
Call it quits while there's still a little love

Yeah I've never known Granny to take her a sip
But the words were a slurrin' comin' off of her lips
And it dawned on me
White lightnin' hit the family tree

Yeah it dawned on me
White lightnin' hit the family tree


Agman S19 Samoa


"RE: Losers, Drop Your Drawers"
Posted by Molaholic on 10-12-09 at 11:12 PM
I have a loose tooth, a wiggly jiggly loose tooth

I have a loose tooth hanging by a thread

So I took my loose tooth, my wiggly jiggly loose tooth

And put it 'neath my pillow & then I went to bed.

The fairies took my loose tooth, my wiggly jiggly loose tooth

And now I have a quarter & a hole in my head.

Wasn't that just FUN!

Now, getting ready for the vollyball game -

Finally - the questions:

1. Oprah Book Club: Shampoo
2. Flag on the Play: Shampoo
3. Jeff's Pet: Rasshole
4. Pushy Pushy: RusSwell


another Agman gem

"RE: Losers, Drop Your Drawers"
Posted by Dakota on 10-13-09 at 01:30 PM
Moley, I find myself wanting to put your pic with JBug's song. Just saying.

surfkitten sigshop 2007

"RE: Losers, Drop Your Drawers"
Posted by tribephyl on 10-13-09 at 04:22 AM
I'm ALWAYS nekkid!

WooHoo!

Grabs the dangling microphone.

Down in the jungle where nobody goes
There's a great big gorilla washing his "BLeeeP"
With a rub-a-dub here and a rub-a-dub there
This is the way he washes his "BLeeeP"
Boom boobie, boom boobie, boobie oobie boo!
Boom boobie, boom boobie, boobie oobie boo!
Boom boobie, boom boobie, boobie oobie boo!
That's the way he washes his "BLeeeP"

Down in the jungle where nobody goes
There's a slithery snake washing his "BLeeeP"
With a rub-a-dub here and a rub-a-dub there
This is the way he washes his "BLeeeP"
Boom boobie, boom boobie, boobie oobie sss
Boom boobie, boom boobie, boobie oobie sss
Boom boobie, boom boobie, boobie oobie sss
That's the way he washes his "BLeeeP"

Down in the jungle where nobody goes
There's a great big crocodile washing his "BLeeeP"
A rub-a-dub here and a rub-a-dub there
This is the way he washes his "BLeeeP"
Boom boobie, boom boobie, boobie oobie snap
Boom boobie, boom boobie, boobie oobie snap
Boom boobie, boom boobie, boobie oobie snap
That's the way he washes his "BLeeeP"

Down in the jungle where nobody goes
There's a great big elephant washing her "BLeeeP"
A rub-a-dub here and a rub-a-dub there
This is the way she washes her "BLeeeP"
Boom boobie, boom boobie, boobie oobie bop
Boom boobie, boom boobie, boobie oobie bop
Boom boobie, boom boobie, boobie oobie bop
That's the way she washes her "BLeeeP"
Boobie oobie oobie oobie woo!

"RE: Losers, Drop Your Drawers"
Posted by Dakota on 10-13-09 at 01:35 PM
Tribe, thanks for keeping the Losers clean (and holding off those blue peeps).

surfkitten sigshop 2007

"RE: Losers, Drop Your Drawers"
Posted by suzzee on 10-13-09 at 11:46 AM
LAST EDITED ON 10-13-09 AT 01:36 PM (EST)

Just because:

Maybe I need a little clarification:

Ohhhhh, now I got it! Game ON!

1. Oprah Book Club: Who will be seen reading tree mail? 25 points

Dave

2. Flag on the Play: Who will carry the Tribe flag to whatever challenge they have, whether Jeff shows up or not? 25 points

Jaison

3. Jeff's Pet: Who will be asked the first question at TC by Jiffy? 25 points

Liz

4. Pushy Pushy: Who will vote first at TC? 25 points

Jaison



Agman S19 Samoa


"RE: Losers, Drop Your Drawers"
Posted by agman on 10-13-09 at 11:51 AM
LAST EDITED ON 10-13-09 AT 10:49 PM (EST)

As you can see, I had a perfect view of this match! I'll be back with the rest a bit later....tah tah

1. Monica
2. Rushell
3. Shamboo
4. Laura

"SCORES from week 4"
Posted by suzzee on 10-13-09 at 11:58 AM
LAST EDITED ON 10-13-09 AT 12:01 PM (EST)

Here are the awards. First thanks to all the other host and hostesses that gave us a jump start here in the Lodge. On to the show.

Loser of the Week Award +13

Molaholic for the second week in a row gets bounced out of a game. This time it’s Scarlett’s Pool he got banned from.

Agman joins those tossed from the pool. They both chose Yazzzmin last week and got cramps. Way to go! Keep racking up those big points!

Tribe after a really good job in the Lodge this week he adds another bonus for being launched out of MJewel’s LOD.

Daw of the Week +5

Most posts last week goes to JBug (second week in a row) and our hostess this week Dakota with 3 each. Nice job staying active in Loser Monkey Business.

I didn’t include myself in this one because I knew I would give points out for it. So for still having a shred of ethics I have to subtract 8 points from myself. Ethics has no place in Loser Lodge. Let that be a warning to you. >insert stern look here<

Lodge Points and Honors aka the roll the dice points

Space Cadet Award goes to Kermit for forgetting she was playing Emydi’s Order game. +5 points

MIA Award Agman – Survivor Maniac – bystander – Qwerty – Kingfish (excused absence) – and Jazzy Jax. Sounds like an all night poker game and they were probably too hung over to get up. Anyway I’m feeling generous and won’t subtract the -6 penalty points this week. BUT, I have to rake leaves this week so I won’t be so nice by the next time around. (I loath leaves they should stay in the trees where they belong.)

Copy Cat Award goes to Vix & JBug for copying someone else’s answers, smart move because it makes it e a s y to score and saves brain cells. +1 point

Trailer Park Party Queen >drum roll< : Wallflower for that most incriminating party photo gallery. I do like that hot dog idea though. +5

Trailer Park Party King >drum roll<: Tribe for remembering to bring the booze and munchies. +5

Best Transportation : Miss JBug’s scooter for best seat to keep people from jumping on and toDakota for best use of rubber……’nuf said there. +3

Hangin’ With the Homies Award this is the participation award this week and it goes to CTgirl +4

Mercy Points: Survivor Maniac, bystander, Qwerty, Kingfish, Jazzy Jax
Only in the Lodge are you getting points for sleeping in all week. +2

Uncommon Theft Scoring

Dakota: 10
Suzzee & Vix: 40
Tribe & JBug: 70
CT: 40

Da Scores

Tribe 75 + 88 = 163
JBug 67 + 79 = 146
Suzzee 83 + 42 = 135
Kermit 74 + 56 = 130
CTgirl 85 + 44 = 129
Dakota 77 + 28 = 105
Agman 77 + 13 = 90
Molaholic 75 + 13 = 88
Survivor Maniac 75 + 2 = 77
Bystander 75 + 2 = 77
Qwerty 68 + 2 = 70
Wallflower 65 + 5 = 70
Kingfish 67 + 2 = 69
Jazzy Jax 64 + 2 = 66



Agman S19 Samoa


"RE: SCORES from week 4"
Posted by CTgirl on 10-14-09 at 04:21 PM
Kingfish should get a bonus just for having scored Tribe's favorite number!

"RE: SCORES from week 4"
Posted by Kermit the Vixen on 10-15-09 at 02:04 PM
I should get points for sharing the same favorite number as Tribe.


Sinful is as sinful does.

"RE: SCORES from week 4"
Posted by suzzee on 10-16-09 at 11:54 AM
I was going to make note of kingfish's score but I thought it might be crude. zing another -8 points for me for having some ethics yet. When will I learn.

"RE: Losers, Drop Your Drawers"
Posted by tribephyl on 10-13-09 at 04:27 PM
*clicks Hut-Cam button*
Allrighty.
Umm....the lodge is great. I really enjoy the outdoors so much more after having spent the first few weeks in lock-down.
And to be outside and be nekkid? Well, that's even better!
That and how could I get any happier than to spend this 'natural' high bumping, spiking and serving balls. *giggles*
Butt, alass, it is time to lay it all on the table.
My answers that is.

1. Oprah Book Club: Kelly
2. Flag on the Play: Mick
3. Jeff's Pet: RussHell
4. Pushy Pushy: Natalie

"TOO MANY"
Posted by agman on 10-13-09 at 10:44 PM
LAST EDITED ON 10-13-09 AT 11:00 PM (EST)

There's too many losers in the tub,
there are too many oobies to scrub,
I just washed a behind,
that I'm sure isn't mine,
There's too many losers in the tub!

"RE: Losers, Drop Your Drawers"
Posted by Survivor Maniac on 10-14-09 at 09:06 AM


1. Dave
2. Mick
3. Liz
4. Jaison


"RE: Losers, Drop Your Drawers"
Posted by agman on 10-14-09 at 10:15 AM
>

hubba hubba! She can spike me anytime


"Is that code???"
Posted by suzzee on 10-15-09 at 01:44 PM
I'm sure that's code for something.......


Agman S19 Samoa


"RE: Losers, Drop Your Drawers"
Posted by CTgirl on 10-15-09 at 12:52 PM
1. Oprah Book Club: Who will be seen reading tree mail? Mick
2. Flag on the Play: Who will carry the Tribe flag to whatever challenge they have, whether Jeff shows up or not? Mick
3. Jeff's Pet: Who will be asked the first question at TC by Jiffy? Mick
4. Pushy Pushy: Who will vote first at TC? Mick

Mick across the board - hey I just voted the Moley way (or was it Qwerty Pie?!)


I'm not a loser - look at my shades and convertible!

"I'm a Loser!"
Posted by CTgirl on 10-15-09 at 01:03 PM
This is what Loser Lodge means to me:

I thought love was only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else but not for me.
Love was out to get me
That's the way it seemed.
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.

Then I saw its face, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
I'm in love, I'm a believer!
I couldn't leave it if I tried.

I thought love was more or less a given thing,
Seems the more I gave the less I got.
What's the use in tryin'?
All you get is pain.
When I needed sunshine I got rain.

Then I saw its face, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
I'm in love, I'm a believer!
I couldn't leave it if I tried

And now for some naked volleyball - pull up a chair girls - I brought the cocktails!


"RE: Losers, Drop Your Drawers"
Posted by Wallflower66 on 10-15-09 at 07:58 PM
Late as usual...

1. Oprah Book Club: Who will be seen reading tree mail? 25 points- Liz
2. Flag on the Play: Who will carry the Tribe flag to whatever challenge they have, whether Jeff shows up or not? 25 points- Shambo
3. Jeff's Pet: Who will be asked the first question at TC by Jiffy? 25 points- Russell H.
4. Pushy Pushy: Who will vote first at TC? 25 points- Ashley