Aw, looks like we've lost all the more interesting (as in, inept but fun) couples and we are getting down to the real talent here.
(Dialogue game. Everyone can comment.)Aw, looks like we've lost all the more interesting (as in, inept but fun) couples and we are getting down to the real talent here.
That Kristy. She thinks she's going to beat MOI. Hmph! I may be having problems, but no one's going to surpass this chickadeeboom.It's Showdoooowwwwwwn tiiiime!
OO! OO! I'm so kOOL !
WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!WWWWHHHYYYYY???? WHHHYYYYYYYY???????? WWWWWWWHHHHHYYYYY MMMEEEEEEEE??????????
*sob* *sob* *sob*
I *sniff* wanted *blubber* to win. *sob* I don't know *choke* *gasp* why the judges *boo hoo* hate me. *sniff* I don't know *hiccup* why nobody *blubber* wants me *whimper* to win *sniff* anything.
I *choke* *gasp* was so good. *sob* WWHHYYY did I *whimper* get stuck with such *boo hoo* a miserable excuse *blubber* for a partner? *sob* *sob*
*sob* *sob* *sob*
I'll be back later. *sob* *sob* I'm too upset *sob* *sob* to talk right now. *sob* *sob* JERRY????
Attention! Attention! Nancy Kerrigan has now left the building.... (hint hint, wench!)That woman never gives up!
Anyway, I'm more worried about that Kristy woman, now that it's down to me and her. She's really showing me up, and I simply CANNOT allow that to happen! I MUST pull out a phenom trick that will ensure my victory in this short-lived, dubious competition. I guess I will try that axel, injuries and all.
OO! OO! This is not kOOL!
Yes, yes, Jillian, try the axel, perhaps a throw triple axel (I volunteer to help with the throwing). Try the DEATH spiral.I still think that I would still be in the contest if you wouldn't have distracted the judges with your wily ways. But ha, ha, you got BEAT last night, and you think you are so cool.
Oh, and uh, no, I haven't left the building, thankyouverymuch. I am still trying to find a way to get back in and at least get some camera time! Last night I tried sneaking out as a flower girl, a third co-host, a judge, a zamboni driver...but alas, no camera time. *pout* Maybe next week I will try dressing as an icicle and will fit in with the decor. (I think I have the figure and the temperament for the part.)
You know, you're lucky you only had Tonya to deal with back in 94. I wouldn't have wasted time with a lead pipe. I would have gone straight through your heart with a wooden stake, then I would have made out with your boyfriend.
God, you're so five minutes ago.
Well, well, WELL! Now I can finally publicly talk about what I've known all along. A ROMANCE in our midst.If this were a call-in show, I would SO win. I mean, I have heat with my OWN coach even though he's married. But I'm a very good girl. Yes I am.
OO! OO! I am so kOOL!
Jillian, you really shouldn't call yourself a skank. What will other people think.How's that groin feeling?
Don't call me Buffy.
Hey,SarahJaniceMirandaKristy! I get so confused.Hey, honey, Lloyd here. Of course I am, I am always wherever you are nowadays.
Wanna go to the rink and practice our tricks? Let's do the "program" where you dress as Buffy and I dress as Dracula.
Hey, everybody, I saw something weird while I was at the rink earler. There was a chick frozen inside an icicle, looked like Nancy! I recognized the pout. The icicle broke off and fell on the ice, right in the path of the Zamboni. *moment of silence* God rest her soul.
Well, hon, we'd better go practice that "triple twist". That incident earlier took me out of the mood for the Death Spiral.
Your handsome hunk Lloyd
