LAST EDITED ON 02-01-06 AT 05:27 PM (EST)Since Scott is out enjoying his man crush on Bruce I thought I would bring up a great injustice.
Why is it that a has been actress falls and her partner slams her chin in the ice gets a better score than I the queen of 80's teen pop?
I skated cleanly. I may have to spray some "electric youth" cologne in their eyes to clean them out and they can see better.
P.S. Peggy Flemming is so much better than Dorothy Hamil
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Come in a stranger,leave a little stranger
Why is it that a has been actress falls and her partner slams her chin in the ice gets a better score than I the queen of 80's teen pop?What the hell are you talking about?
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Don't call me Buffy.
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>>P.S. Peggy Flemming is so much
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>Come in a stranger,leave a little
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NOT! Peggy Fleming is just soooooooooooo boring![]()
And Peggy doesn't give me a lovely basket of candy and flowers after the show like Dorothy does. The meaner the other two judges are to us, the bigger the basket (because she knows how wonderful I really am).
Oh, puh-leeeeeze, we're talkin bout bouquets now?I got all these injuries and I still skate better'n the resta ya.
OO! OO! This is kOOL! I'm a krappy skater with injuries to boot and I'm still gonna win!
Hey, did everybody like my outfit? It flatters my figure perfectly, don't you think? I hate it when they put all that extra material in the chest area.I have been practicing a new phenomenon that people call "laughing". It still feels quite awkward, since I am much more used to what some tell me is wailing.
Okay, here it goes...ahemmmm....
*WAAAAha* *WAAAAha* *WAAAAha*
*WAAAAAAAAAAAA* I can't even laugh right. *sniff* I am going to sue that Tonya for stealing my laughter and ruining my life. *sniff*
I am hoping that if we act goofy enough, nobody will notice Dave's miserable lack of skating (mine, of course, is still pristine and breathtaking).