LAST EDITED ON 09-08-06 AT 09:50 PM (EST)

DING DONG! THE SHOW IS DEAD

Houseguests
Ding Dong! The Show is dead. Which old Show? The Starting Over Show!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Show is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Show is dead. It's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Show is dead!

Jon Murray
As the Executive Producer of this show, In the County of Hollywood Land, I welcome you most regally.

Rhonda Britten
But we've got to verify it legally, to see

Jon Murray
To see?

Rhonda
If it

Jon
If it?

Rhonda
Is morally, ethic'lly

Della Reese
Spiritually, physically

Iyanla Van Zandt
Positively, absolutely

Houseguests
Undeniably and reliably Dead

Coroner
As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined it.
And it's not only merely dead, it's really most sincerely dead.

Jon
Then this is a day of Independence For all the Houseguests and their descendants

Rhonda
If any.

Jon
Yes, let the joyous news be spread The wicked Old Show at last is dead!

I enjoyed this show while it lasted but I have to say, I am so glad it's over. Maybe now we can all switch our brains back on, start thinking for ourselves (good old common sense) and start living our lives again.

"...Life isn't like a box of chocolates.... it's more like a jar of
jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow."