Did you see the top of Lisa's head just barely level with Andy's boobs?

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That was funny, I didnt realize she was so small!

I agree that Andy is huge, but I think she was wearing heels and Lisa wasn't. Its funny I guess most of folks are shorter than Andy as I did not notice until today.

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Oh, good Whomever! Do you think (as I do) that if/when Rhonda gets a new show that she will bring back the monster Andy Page to wreak havoc on other unsuspecting women?

We have to warn them! We have to tell them of the horror that is makeup applied by Andy Page!

(Not to mention the clothes. Geez Louise.)

Rhonda, you need to find a good stylist for yourself, honey. And a better hairstylist.

I always noticed Lisa2's short status when she still was rooming with Lisa1. Not to mention if she is ever shown next to Kelly, she looks really tiny too.

Andy has always wore heels which I actually admire her for. So what if she's tall, why not where them! Who says they are just for short people?

Now if she gets Lisa out of those boring flip flops that she is always wearing and put a cute pair of shoes on her, that would be great!

Andy will be starring in the remake of the "50foot tall woman." She will need to wear her regular super spike heels, or have to rename the movie, the "49 foot woman."
She could be a tv superhero and clobber the bad guys with a phone book.

The scary thing is we still have to endure Jodi with Andy (if Jodi graduates. Jodi is short too and well..we all know how she latches onto breasts and hugs. Then with Andy being 5' 10" you know how that will look and you can bet your bottom dollar Jodi will be all smiles. Ick!

I think you are being a little hard on Andy. She does a good job giving then make overs. Most of them look good when she is done. So what if she is tall and likes to wear heels. Lets not be so rude.

Let's read the guidelines and our FAQ list for SO, both of which say you may disagree with other posters, but may not bash them for their opinions.

HGs (and former ones like Andy) will both be praised and bashed on here; that's what we're about.

Thanks Cygnus. I'm really only having fun and not trying to hurt anyone's feelings. Sorry if I offended you Biggestfan.

I for one can not stand her make overs. Every so often when they take the women some where else for what ever reason I'm always so glad for them. I always think it's so sad when the women are so excited that Andi is coming for them, instead I expect to hear the music from Jaws in the background. I rarely find her taste flattering on the women, she needs to be retired for someone who can really reach the women's real beauty.

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>I for one can not stand
>her make overs. Every
>so often when they take
>the women some where else
>for what ever reason I'm
>always so glad for them.
> I always think it's
>so sad when the women
>are so excited that Andi
>is coming for them, instead
>I expect to hear the
>music from Jaws in the
>background. I rarely find
>her taste flattering on the
>women, she needs to be
>retired for someone who can
>really reach the women's real
>beauty.

At least the Black HG's have all been spared Andy's "makeovers". This season, each of her "makeovers" has been progressively worse. Especially with the hair. Lisa's haircolor should've been left alone. And, what's the point of cutting hair in layers for movement, only to be gooped down into a "helmet head" with the ends flipped out all over? And, why did Andy include a dress that covered Lisa's knees as an option, after telling her to choose dresses no longer than mid knee to keep her legs from looking stummpy. Lisa's dress did just that. And, all the cleavage reminded me of last season's Kim and Josie. Too much fat stuffed into bras, and clothes, many tomes too small. A most unsexy look on anyone.
And, BTW, Andy appears to be gaining weight, from one appearance to the next. Especially in the legs.

I have to agree. I liked the color on Lisa but it was too tight. Her skin was coming over the top of the dress, in the back and front. Also, you're right, her legs looked frumpy.

Lisa looked great in the first dress she tried on. It was a long black dress with a silvery top. Lisa is a pretty lady and Andy screwed that up too. At least they didn't cut all of Lisa's hair off.

The worst makeover EVER was XXXtina. She had a cute look and then chop chop on her hair. Andy aged XXXtina by ten years. Good job Andy.

I agree with you about Lisa's makeover. Lisa is a beautiful woman but I was so embarrassed for her in that dress! A little cleavage is one thing but to have your boobs hiked so high it interferes with breathing is quite another. I think I would have wrapped that shawl around my neck and left it there, especially if I had a daughter and she was present.

>I think you are being a
>little hard on Andy. She
>does a good job giving
>then make overs. Most of
>them look good when she
>is done. So what if
>she is tall and likes
>to wear heels. Lets not
>be so rude.

Um, wrong! Nine out of ten makeovers look really bad. Andy loves to cut off hair. I pray they won't cut Cristie's hair. I'm sure Andy can't wait to get her hands on Christie's gorgeous hair.

I think the Jaws song would be more than appropriate when Andy is approaching. Her style is bad bad bad. The only one that looked good was Jodi with those two jackets. Otherwise, Jodi's hair turned to crap as soon as she walked out of the salon. What's the point of doing her hair in a way Jodi can't do herself at home?

"""I think the Jaws song would be more than appropriate when Andy is approaching. Her style is bad bad bad. The only one that looked good was Jodi with those two jackets. Otherwise, Jodi's hair turned to crap as soon as she walked out of the salon. What's the point of doing her hair in a way Jodi can't do herself at home?""""

ROTFLMAO!!!! That was toooo funny! Andy's not quite up to par with where she started as far as the makeovers are concerned. She pulls herself together pretty well, most of the time.

I have to agree with your comments about Jodie...Andy was correct in her configuration of Jodie's size (the size she should be wearing instead of the size she chooses to wear), however, Jodie (as usual) chose the wrong size (LOL).

As for the hair, I thought she was much more attractive with Andy's rendition (from the salon, of course) but, Jodie's too L-A-Z-Y to keep it up (my daughter wears her's like this more than I'd like to see it that way..she won't listen, either). The present style that Jodie wears draws too much attention to her face and neck (which is almost non-existent) and isn't helping her one bit. I can see Andy having problems with her at graduation and they may find someone else to help Jodie.

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I also have very hard to manage hair. It made me miserable growing up (to say the least) but the Japanese straightening came and I have to say, it's made my hair so nice. I actually get compliments on my hair now. It's so easy because it's always straight, even in the humidity!

I agree ...see, it can be done, but you have to put forth the effort....hence, the word L-A-Z-Y for Jodie. (no effort)

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Well personally I was hoping they would cut off Christie's
hair. She is 30 yrs old . Time to get rid of some of that length.

I'm just kidding around.
Personally, I don't like the makeovers, only a few.

As far as being tall etc...She's a pretty lady, I was really just kidding.

Does Nicole Kidman ring a bell??? Andy does a good job. Insted of she's a monster. How she is so tall. Some os those girls are short.

Poor Andy doesnt have much to work with. if Jodi lost weight her size triple Dīs would proably shrink to double Aīs. She has to wear huge clothes to cover those suckers up. (Star Jonesīs disappeared too..FAT) I think its cool andy waggled job out of the whole thing. You cant say that about anyone else! Brenda is probably on Hollywood and Vine drinking out of a paper bag.

What drives me crazyis how nutty the women still get when Andy comes for the make over.You would think Brad Pitt walked in the room!!Seems a little over the top to me.

Yes I have to agree, Andy sucks! She doesnt even dress that nice . I find her clothing choices for herself rather boring and old. And she never changes her hairstyle either. I think Andy is the one who could use a makeover.

LOL

I AM GLAD TO SEE ANOTHER TALL WOMAN! I am 6' 1" tall and the men do stop and take notice as I'm sure they stop and take notice of Andy...you go sister!!! However, some of her makeovers do need makeovers!!
trike

You go girl!

THANK YOU MALIBU!

I groan every time Andy/Bride of Frankenstein squeals through the door. After the last two cleavage disasters (Lisa and Kelly) I live in fear that she will stuff Jodi in a dress two sizes too small. My eyes, my eyes!

She's going to shave Christie's head and dress her in a head to toe berka with upper arm cutouts....

Rhonda is the one who instigates all the screaming. It's as if she is worried there might not be enough GENUINE excitement from the group when Andy walks in the room, so she whips the ladies into a frenzy by shrieking "LOOK! Look who's HEEERE! It's ANDY PAAIIIGE!!! ANDY PAAAIIIIGE!!!! Andy PAAAIIIIIGGGEE is here!!!!!!!"

The screaming is over the top. They were either told by the show that they MUST scream for Andy or they are screaming in fear that they will be next.

All of this talk of Andy Paiges makeovers is causing me to have some serious anxiety over Jodi's graduation if and when it happens. The thought of Jodi's height at Andi's breast level...were gonna see her in a changeroom, possibly stuffing herself into little skintight dresses and exposing her cleavage ala-Andy style. I might have to skip that episode completely.

hahahahahaha you ladies do make me laugh.
Poor ole Andie. hahahahaha

Yeah, it's always a HUGE surprise when Andy comes, isn't it? So of course there's no possible human response but a chorus of spontaneous shrieks - even after the 87th time Andy has made her exact same entrance at exactly the same time before every "makeover."

Lisa looked like a big orange pillow with a string tied around it, her "stuffing" pouring up out of the top and bunching up at her rear. Kelly had the opposite problem - her chest was floating around loose in a sea of prom queen green material that was ridiculously ill-fitted. Just what is Andy's grudge against boobs? If there's a way to make 'em look bad, Andy finds it!

I am waiting for Andy to subject someone to her Angry Caterpillar Eyebrow look. PLEASE PLEASE, don't let it be Kim!

LOL!!! I just can't stop laughing at this thread, the pros and the cons -- everything! I find I agree on so many things here, like BeeBe's mention of Andy's entrance when she's "called" to do a makeover, and the Angry Caterpillar Eyebrows! WAA HA HA! And someone else referred to Andy as Andy/Bride of Frankenstein. Maybe she's following (or participating in?) the Be the Houseguest Game?! Anyway, when I first signed on to the site a little while ago that was the first header that hit me ("Andy Page is a monster"), and I wanted to thank everyone for the huge laugh!

I don't know if I consider Andy a monster, really. I have to give her credit for losing weight, and using her size to her ability: i.e., becoming a plus-size model. She has been very entrepreneurial, and kinda has some ingenuity for business, when you think about it.

But on the other hand, IMHO, Andy's mirth and seemingly-faux interest in all the ladies and her makeover "work" seems kind of forced. It's like she wants to be... a TV star! Whaddya know about that!! She just always seems so very conscious of the camera, and not too genuine, personality-wise.

There are other threads dealing with the quality of Andy's makeovers. This is not one of them.

(If you reply to this post, please change the subject line. Thanks.)

I'll not only change the subject but I'll bring it back on topic.

My husband was walking through the living room today when Andy was on and his comment was, "That lady looks like a monster next to the other ladies."

I just about busted a gut and then I told him about this thread and that someone had suggested that she could star in remake of the "50 Foot Woman." He thought that was very appropriate.

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself.
Each day has enough trouble of its own. Matthew 6:34

Maybe Andy isn't tall and all the other HG's are midgets????? HEY! It could happen...LOL
trike

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Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself.
Each day has enough trouble of its own. Matthew 6:34

With all her unnatural squealing, stocky build, and overdone make-up s/he always reminds me of a guy in drag.