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How about everytime you hear a HM's name or LC's name? or everytime they show the pool, garden, or stairs? even when someone is on the phone.
trike
p.s. I remember playing Bob (Bob Newhart) twenty some years ago what a riot!

Thanks, Mysticwolf, I guess I'm used to participating in forums where someone takes offense at a joke and starts a flame war. I've lurked here for awhile and I'm impressed with the way you keep folks from getting out of hand!

How about every time Iyanla refers to a HG as "Miss" whoever?

Dang, I hate that!! Miss Lisa, Miss Allison...Jeez! That's new this season.

Hmm...what else...we could just take a drink whenever one of the HGs takes a drink!! We'd be sloshed in 10 minutes!! All of us!! You, me, Kim, etc!

LOL
~Every time Lisa2 nods in agreement..or agrees with anyone/everyone
~Every time Jodi hugs someone
~Every time Iyanla overdramatises
~Every time Rhonda says have a fearless day
~Every time Rhonda has botox injections

-when Kelly pulls her hair
-when Cassie's head moves one way but her eyes move the other
-when you can see more than one bulge in Jodi's clothes
-if Jodi holds hands with a HM or visitor
-melodramatic teaser during commercial
-show proves that melodramatic teaser was misleading

How about anytime someone says "Being present in the moment"

Anytime the housemates are drinking. Which seems to be often!

Oh and of course "Be a great day!"

Anytime one of the houseguest says "It pisses me off!"

Last night I remembered something about the Bob Newhart game, I think you would drink at one line and then pass the bottle at another line.

I love the Lisa nodding in agreement one---if we passed the bottle for that one, it'd be going around the room so fast no one would get a drink!

How about everytime they mention using their "tools",
or everytime they are told about something and they say "yay" like they are 7 year olds going to the circus. It should be a double shot everytime Rhonda and Iyanla say "yay" and clap using only their palms.

> It should be a
>double shot everytime Rhonda and
>Iyanla say "yay" and clap
>using only their palms.

Jessica - LOL. I forgot about how comical that was watching Iyanla yesterday "clapping with her palms"

She's afraid of breaking a claw nail.

How about everytime Iyanla shouts, "Whatcha gonna do, huh, whatcha gonna do!"

these are all Hysterical!I am so sick of those damn pears..What about taking a swig each time rhonada enters the room at the beginning of group and all the women cackle and cat call at her like a bunch of construction workers!

A double swallow every time we get ready to cry to the Universe. Then pass the bottle to the Universe.

Lovemydogdude and Twinkles - you're both hilarious. I was trying to think of things that would have everyone sloshed in 5 minutes, and those would pretty well do it.

Oh and this one, everytime Lisa2's bangs are in her eyes.

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- Everytime Rhonda makes someone wear some sort of homemade adhesive on themselves
- Everytime a LC sends a HG to a dating event of some sort
- Iyanla acts as if every decision is literally life or death
- Kim (God bless her) says the word (own or owning)
- Jodi is shown eating something
- The HGs don't proclaim they can't make a decision w/o talking to their LC first

"...each time Rhonda enters the room at the beginning of group and all the women cackle and catcall at her like a bunch of construction workers!"

Thank you! What the hell is that about anyway? Am I missing something besides ill-fitting, mismatched clothes and boots????

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How about any time the HG's cry? That may put us under the table too fast...how about every time Kelly cries or even dabs her eyes?

How about every time they show that spider,, or people in the park that don't have anything to do with the show.

LOL twinkles how could I have forgotten Kelly's hair pulling deal?
Ok one more to add...how about every time Kelly shows up with a new bandaid!? (picker/puller/freak)

Where did you find the Kelly graphic?

I needed the laugh. I went back and read all the posts.. I didn't even notice the botox before. Those eyebrows are hiked all the way up to her hairline this week. I don't know what they use to do that!

"have a needle-free day" should be her motto

Just reading all the messages about the drinking game made me get a coke!!! Gosh you guys made me thirsty! Have a great day, ladies!

Any time the traffic speeds in FF; A spider is in his web; the pool floaties circle around at top speed; or being present IN or welcomed TO "The Garden"!

Anytime that they show those same (broad/lima?) beans that look ready to be picked. Somebody please pick them already.

Everytime a HG is required to get in a cage, mud, water, or other unpleasant type of area that has no reasonable explanation other than to please the LC kinky needs.

Every time IV starts one of her high priestess mumbo jumbo pyscho babbles. I'd say we'd be drunk all the time but she hasn't been on as much.

Every time the HG start one of their gossip sessions instead of doing a productive activity.

Every time we see people driving in a car for no reason at all other than they have no activities to show us.

Every time the HMs work out.......oh wait this is about consumption of alcohol, not abstinence......we'd never catch a buzz that way............sorry!

Hey I'm the great and wise Buddha, and I don't take offense!! ;)

How about everytime they show a danged spider spinning aweb. That always strikes me as odd.

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I am a huge LUGOSI fan, and one of the lines he said when he played DRACULA to Renfield when he (DRACULA) had passed through a web with a spider on it was (the line was a subtle hint as to Renfield's demise):

"The spider--spinning his web for the unwary fly.."

WELL? Is it them ..or us?

Namaste.

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I'd rather be at Disneyworld

Whenever they show that humongous picture of a woman with her mouth open...or something.
Oh..the pears! The pears! LOL

Well after today's episode I say..whenever we see Jodi eat pasta or cookies lol. Better change that to eating in general cuz I'm sure she'll be doing lots of that but might keep away from the 2 formentioned to prove a point. What's next Jodi..uhmmm cake?

Boy am I ever waste LOL. JK

short&sassy

What I really meant to say was wasted see what happens when u play the game just kidding actually been sober for 3 years but this is just for fun.

short&sassy

Didn't see this one on any post how about evertime they show that naked blue looking thing?

short&sassy

>Didn't see this one on any
>post how about evertime they
>show that naked blue looking
>thing?
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NO SH!T!!! What the hell is that?

By the way.....*hIcK*

I was wondering why the forum was closed on the drinking.
I don't know if Kim realizes it or not but , blacking out
while in a drunk stupor is a hugh sign of alcoholism.

There have been a number of threads about the drinking locked, because they are duplicates of threads ongoing in the IHG Forum.

This thread is a "game". One often played in college, where someone takes a drink of whatever the medium happens to be every time something happens. It's not a discussion of the drinking episode on the show.

An Arkie curious cub