A well worn copy of "What Not to Wear".

Hmmm...Andy's car? I think she's like a boyscout - always prepared. So: essential make-up and hair products, make-up remover cloths, extra panty-hose, clean underware, a travel size toothbrush and razor, comfortable shoes, a few "anchor" pieces, a hair brush and a rat-tail comb, a silver flask, a 36" strand of faux pearls, eyebrow tweezers, Denny's Restaurant coupons, a super magnification mirror, a 15 year-old modeling portfolio with her name on the front, fliers advertising her business, clear nailpolish, and a laptop computer. And this is a guess - but really sappy country music CD's.

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Oh you're so wise SR but I think too kind..she has to have some duck tape, a few rubber bands (a scrunchie in her words to seem fashionable),..a few laughable business cards stating "If I can do it anyone can" hehe. I would also guess she has a breathalizer machine she must activate before driving..I know if I had been on that show I would end up needing one!? Maybe even a hairpin to pick her ears with hehe?...ok I'll stop cuz the possiblities are endless!

I hope she has some full-length, non-tapered pants waiting for Lisa2 and a book on "How to dress like an an adult between the ages of 21-50 for Lisa1" but it's more likely that she really has a contracts for those graduation make overs- one with a hair colorist who has back log of dyes and peroxide and one with a make up artist who has giant black grease pencils for eye-make up.

LAST EDITED ON 03-19-06 AT 06:24 PM (EST)

Jockey underwear, razor (with beard stubble on the floor), duct tape for taping his You Know What, Rupaul's latest book, etc...

Dude LOOKS like a lady

Beauty fades...Dumb is forever

Okay...I really love all the posters on this site, and this is NOT a bash (cuz I would never do that!! Except to the SO HGs). Please consider this just a little bit of hardware store education (from a former employee of a massive home improvement monopoly).

It is "DUCT" tape-- not "duck" tape. It's original purpose is to connect air/heat duct material...not quacking ducks.

Sorry, but I'm sure you'd want to know!

I heard a lot of requests for "duck" tape working there, but those weren't nearly as bad as people asking me what color caulk I had!!!

And I'm sure Andy has both in her trunk...and she probably wouldn't be surprised when asked that question! She'd probably just tug her skirt down a little bit!!

But in this way lies off-topic.

Thanks Cygnus..gotta luv ya lol
Point noted pmfmpls..I actually knew but duck slipped out lol.

Hahahahahaha!! Hilarious! I've never seen this brand! Talk about taking advantage of product recognition! Hahahahaha!

Previous housemates that have "displeased" her by washing out their hair dye that she gave them and a pound of red lipstick.

~Eyebrow stencil kit w/50 pots of her fav color-so she never runs out
~Flea powder
~Empty Malt liquor bottles clanging in back
~Bank deposit slips all over-she's laughing all the way to the bank
~Voodoo doll that looks like Rhonda
~Love letter to Dr.Stan
~A new book she's writing-How to Drop 20# by Cutting out the Label.
~Wigs-so she can shop incognito at Goodwill and other thrifts.

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I think she may have a sack full of used bras. Theres even one made of duck tape....

Ducktape bra, nice...How about the torture devises she uses on herself as she chants "beauty is painful, bauty is painful" like a mantra.

Her 'boyfriend' Ru Paul.

Bobble headed Cassie's brain is in a jar in the trunk. Heaven knows Cassie doesn't use it. UCLA is going to use it for experiments. It's tagged as "like new, rarely used."