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"Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
Posted by tribephyl on 08-12-06 at 11:11 PM
It has come to our attention that the android formerly known as ChenBot 7.0 has indeed been experiencing some major glitches.

We at CBS will be issuing a patch soon, but at the moment regret that we can no longer guarantee any servicable function of the ChenBot 7.0.

If anyone is interested in the job please reply to:

I Wannabe A Hosting Fembot.
c/o HamsterPatrol
CBS Habitrail
Hollyweird, CAca.
06660

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I'd like to lodge another complaint!

Why are you purposely make this difficult on me?!

I deserve an HOH or a POV! Moreso than Janelle or Chicken George do, that's for sure!

Waaaa...... I want my bottle!

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"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
Posted by vince3 on 08-13-06 at 00:19 AM
Since the King has been crowned, with the lump to prove it, I'm back to the pre-show sig.

*sigh* James, I wish a quick and speedy eviction on your lying, deceitful, a$$! (Better yet, I wish you to be the first sequestered, and they put the rest in another house! LOL)

Hamster Patrol, maybe you need a male host from now on? I can't do much worse than the ChenBot, can I? Either that or at least consider me to join Gretchen on House Calls?


"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
Posted by kingfish on 08-13-06 at 01:03 PM
That ol' Coup D' Etat thang?

I don't know what them clues mean, but I know I wouldn't need no Jack shack with that purty little thang with the pink bow hanging around!!


"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
Posted by Das Mole on 08-13-06 at 02:34 PM
Yes!! My first HoH!

I'm so excited to see what my nominations are tonight...

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...Oy vey.

"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
Posted by vince3 on 08-13-06 at 06:41 PM
LAST EDITED ON 08-13-06 AT 06:45 PM (EST)

will repost after 11:00pm

"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
Posted by vince3 on 08-14-06 at 00:22 AM
Only because it truly belongs here, I have a message for the hamsters courtesy of the Kingfish flying service, found in Friday's feeds.......


Janie, Get Rid Of James. Love Kaysar


"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
Posted by FlamingCactusIT on 08-14-06 at 00:47 AM
From the same brilliant mind that brought you "You are expected to expect the unexpected"... 2 new host bots!

Introducing: Davina Droid 7.0

and Introducing: Gretel Gadget 6.0

Bee boo bop beep.

"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
Posted by ginger on 08-14-06 at 12:18 PM
Maybe Will could fix her. Will can do pretty much anything, you know. Wait, what's this knife doing wedged between my shoulder blades? James, help me pull this thing out, willya?

Oh, and me for Prom Queen!


"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
Posted by Estee on 08-14-06 at 12:34 PM
LAST EDITED ON 08-14-06 AT 12:35 PM (EST)

It's amazing what you can learn from watching the live feeds. Until this week, I never knew Janelle was second-in-command for al-Qaeda.

(Lies are truth, this I know, because Marcellas tells me so.)

"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
Posted by Das Mole on 08-14-06 at 01:26 PM
Ivette, I wish you were in the house. Then you could have gone Cuban on the producers' asses after they took away my HoH.

Actually...would you mind sneaking into their offices? I'll rub my foot on your crotch just like I did with Boogie as a favor.


Oy vey.

"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
Posted by Estee on 08-14-06 at 01:30 PM
The last time I went Cuban on someone, David Stern fined me $500,000. The case goes to court in November.

And -- no. No, no, and no, plus eeeuuuwww! I don't want that foot anywhere near me. I know where it's been.

(Feet that touch Boogie's shall never touch anything of mine. Yuck!)

"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
Posted by nailbone on 08-14-06 at 02:02 PM
LAST EDITED ON 08-14-06 AT 02:03 PM (EST)

Just toss ol' Chenbot in here. But wait till James is in here with Danielle, and maybe Marcellus. That'll take care of three or four problems at once.

Come here, sweet Janie. Let me massage away all your troubles.


Holey carp! My blog! MySpace!
Official OT Tassel Adjuster and OT Fantasy Football Champ! o-

"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
Posted by Das Mole on 08-16-06 at 09:22 AM
So I went from Kaysar to Boogie...what can I say, I just find Boogie to be sooooooo attractive. He is the finest male specimen anybody could ever witness in their entire life.

He is so blindingly hot, I'm blinded by his hotness, much like Dana apparently was by Justin back in BB4.

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Oh who the hell am I kidding. I'd rather bang Jack than Boogie. It's all strategy. I must be lying about these alleged "feelings", right?


Oy vey.

"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
Posted by newsomewayne on 08-16-06 at 09:41 AM
LAST EDITED ON 08-16-06 AT 09:41 AM (EST)

So what am I? A fat lump of pudding? Wait, don't answer that.


"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
Posted by ARnutz on 08-25-06 at 07:47 PM
Nooooo!!! Oh my gawd! This is my own personal hell!



This time? I will use the Veto on myself! I'm not gonna fall for that again!

"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
Posted by kingfish on 08-18-06 at 02:32 PM
Erica, the Lab reports are back, and your Foot Fungus IS contageous. Do not touch anyone anywhere with your feet.
Dr. Phootphetish

"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
Posted by Das Mole on 08-18-06 at 09:41 PM
What about Julie?


Oy vey.

"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
Posted by kingfish on 08-19-06 at 10:20 AM
PS: The Foot Fungus won't spread to chenbot crotches.
And who would care anyway?

"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
Posted by kingfish on 08-21-06 at 03:44 PM
Booger, It ain't over yet, you got to come out someday. I'm waiting for you buddy...... Big Boy Howie.


"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
Posted by kingfish on 08-25-06 at 06:57 PM
HELLO (hello...hello.. hello)
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there anyone at home?

"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
Posted by tribephyl on 08-25-06 at 07:30 PM
What?! Davina and or Gretchen didn't show up to start the Bashing?!

Arrrghh!


Sorry, I'll get Julie back online and start a new thread soon.