Welcome back to the island!When we last left you, Scott was treating his 4 horsemen for the apocolypse.
But first, why does Toni hate Mike so much?So Janelle. Did George use the power of hairdo to influence the cards on the river?
Good morning Britney! ...scritchhhht... orning britneeeee ...scritchhhht... orning britneeeee ...scritchhhht... orning britneeeee ...scritchhhht... orning britneeeee
*productatorial kick to the side of the head*
And we're black!
How did America vote? Well find out (long pause) ... okay houseguests please go to the diary room for the next HOH competition.
Due to unforseen (read: blatantly disregarded) events the ChenBot will temporarily hand over hosting duties to a chimpanzee for the remainder of this episode.
Quick, someone ask her if I'm a contestant this season! I bet I can get into the house four weeks late!Or maybe I should wait a fifth week, just to see if I've got a chance at a Marcellas-free game. For some reason, I've had my fill of black bald gay men with revenge hangups. I wish I could remember why.
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I knew it. Janelle you are a fat b!tch. You couldn't leave me alone until sequester? I have no where to go, no job. What am I supposed to do now. Screw all of you (exept Will, the only one with balls to keep me in). I will have my revenge, mark my words.
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...when did I become a blonde?Teach me to fall asleep on the couch when Tushie's in one of her moods.
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So here I am sitting around being Will's B!t{h when I find out some other goofy white boy stole my bit. No not jamie Kennedy, that lawsuit is still pending. Almost down to his little catch phrase:
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Straight out of Lynwood? not to be confuse with the great name Survivorscott gave me "Glendale's Most Wanted" What's the parody man going to do next? wear a t-shirt that says "The two"
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First key in the box again?So I go from first key, to no key, to first key again. Has anybody ever had this problem before?
Oy vey.
Attn Gorgeous Janelle - American loves you! - I love you! - Marry me! Please toss panties over wall! I’ll return them later! |
I'm about to starve. Let's see what there is to eat in this place.*grabs mayo, mustard, ham, bologna, turkey, lettuce, tomato, sausage, roast beef, peppers, onion, olives, bacon, pepperoni (not the dog), egg salad, pickles, and bread*
*makes Dagwood sandwich*
Mmmmmmmm that was a good snack. Wonder what George is makin' for dinner?
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Do I look fat in this sigpic?
I'm about to starve, too! I have to eat something...*Devours a lettuce leaf*
Phew, I'm all stuffed.
Oy vey.
A margarita party eh? I have just the outfit!
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How do I look? What do you mean this isn't the set for Last Comic Standing?!
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