Not only am I already sick-sick-sick of her miserable RoboVoice, can't she even PAY ATTENTION as host of her own show as to who wins the competitions? Didn't she drink enough Bomba to overcome her ADD?
Plus, girling it up with Alib!tch made me puke up my margarita a little bit last night. Obviously she's just a burned out old ShowHO that ought to be dragged out to the south forty and shot. Not even deserving to be put out to pasture like ol' Bessie.
Handcrafted by RollDice
I sure loved that mule.
Julie Chen is an Idiot.But, have you noticed, she actually has a head-movement subroutine this year? And the Mizziz Roboto movements are a little less jerky?
The CBS robotics department is making some strides.
AND, when the HoH winner 'Didn't Compute', she didn't fall over in a shower of sparks.
(I still think she gets programmed with memory stick ports in her *****, and that the hard drive is up her ***.)
Perhaps she infested with crabs?
Robo Crotch Crabs!!
Just in case you think things can't get worse...
That depends on your definition of what 'is' is.
From the Big Brother Drinking gamehttp://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/DCForumID9/875.shtml
When she screws up instructions (or can't figure who gets eliminated) for one of the competitions
Did I call it or what?
Yes It's Vintage Tribephyl!
*pours Don Julio Margarita for Qwerty*
*adds Grand Marnier*
Thanks hon!
Here's to you!
Yes It's Vintage Tribephyl!
She's a moron! If her husband wasn't King of CBS she'd probably just be home counting his money and wouldn't even be on TV!
Well, it could be partly my fault.
Now I need to make a new CooterCard©
On the topic of "inability to host" - did anybody else notice on Thursday, she was done talking to Nakomis and thought they were going to go to commercial next.She turned to the camera and said "Nakomis will be on Housecalls...blah blah...now, we go to
commerical- the - ...living...room?" as her head slowly turned back to the houseguests, kind of choppy. Like they forgot to oil her neck before the show started.Oh Julie.
Forget peanut butter, whipped cream is where it's at!
Sultry brunette? You'd better believe it.
LAST EDITED ON 07-25-06 AT 04:01 PM (EST)Activate Reprogramming Krotch Crab-bots.
(Read Bot-Notes;)
1. Re-program. segue-subroutine. (Beep)
2. Get. new. Cooterchip (V7.1) from local. Foonerchips Inc. outlet (Foo-foo-chips-R-us). (Beep beep)
3. Fed-Ex. old. Cooter. to. Kingfish. (Beep-Beep-beep)
4. Give. Chen-bot. a good. pinch. and a. crotch bot-rash. (Beep-Beep-beep-de-beepity-beep)
De-Activate Reprogramming Krotch Crab-bots.
Robo-Krotch
GrabCrab-bots
And, er, the old bot-Cooter, will of course not be used for puerile antics (thanks NB and Encarta), it will of course be used to cure world hunger and for, er, scientific research to help the needy kids of the world.
I guess when a woman jumps all over a president's W-2, she hardly needs any talent.Hey; purhaps Diane may have found a real life idol and finally has a purpose in her sorry a$$ life!!!
She was an idiot from day 1, agreeing to take this job and killing any hope she had for a legit career in journalism.
LAST EDITED ON 08-11-06 AT 10:40 PM (EST)DOH Editted to remove potential spoiler, thanks Arnutz!!!!
