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"BB6: Be the hamster, Week ???"
Posted by LibraRising on 09-09-05 at 12:16 PM
Hello houseguests.

Your host sucks. I know you couldn't tell by my stellar interviewing skills, but I've been really sidetracked the last few weeks and haven't even been able to pay that much attention to the show.

Actually, I was locked up in the sequester house with Rachel and Jennifer, and so my choices were either to be lulled into a coma by Rachel or have my eyes scratched out by Jennifer, who really wants to get at my Lessie Poo.

But I'm back! And since I last saw you, we had to say goodbye to James, Howie and...uh, someone else. Can't quite remember the name.

Meanwhile, who would've thought the Final 4 would be a hot-tempered but emotionally fragile shrieker; a cruel, anti-social slut; a mannish wannabe mafioso (or is that mafiosa?); and a jabbering, disgusting monster? Not me!

So what's up?! And what's been going on in that sequester house since I left?


The rules: Baah, you should know them by now!

Table of contents
  • RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week ???,DearAbby, 02:50 PM, 09-09-05
  • RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week ???,kingfish, 04:09 PM, 09-09-05
  • RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week ???,foonermints, 05:22 PM, 09-10-05
  • RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week ???,MacabreMasquerade, 00:50 AM, 09-11-05
    • RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week ???,LibraRising, 12:00 PM, 09-11-05
      • RE: BB6: Whoo Hoo!,foonermints, 03:30 PM, 09-11-05
        • RE: BB6: Whoo Hoo!,kingfish, 08:50 AM, 09-12-05
          • RE: BB6: Whoo Hoo!,foonermints, 01:06 PM, 09-12-05
            • RE: BB6: Whoo Hoo!,kingfish, 08:14 PM, 09-12-05
  • I get to bother Jen.,universityofkentuckyrocks, 01:48 AM, 09-11-05
  • RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week ???,ARnutz, 11:58 AM, 09-11-05
    • RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week ???,bystander, 01:43 PM, 09-12-05
      • RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week ???,cheeseballs, 03:25 AM, 09-13-05
        • RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week ???,bystander, 01:21 PM, 09-13-05
          • RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week ???,ARnutz, 01:33 PM, 09-13-05
            • RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week ???,bystander, 01:47 PM, 09-13-05
Messages in this discussion
"RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week ???"
Posted by DearAbby on 09-09-05 at 02:50 PM
And since I last saw you, we had to say goodbye to James, Howie and...uh, someone else.

Hey, Julie! I resemble that remark!


I got cheated when I got evicted. No interview on the Early Show. And House Calls with Marcellus ... well, that's another story altogether.

"RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week ???"
Posted by kingfish on 09-09-05 at 04:09 PM
Julie Chenbot v6.0, honey, sweetie, where you been? I missed you. Of course I’ve been having a load of fun with that dart gun and our super sexy French maid twins, the ex-Playboy secretary, and a bevy of naïve interns. And I’ve had to buy off a few harassment lawsuits while you were gone (but what’s money for? Fun, that’s what!).

BTW, your assignment in the sequester house was to murder Jen. I blame the programmers though, and we can fix that.

Note to self: Hire new programmers, qualifications to include no hamster murdering qualms. And, while I'm thinking of it, Julie Chenbot vBB7.0 to have a plastic butt for dart retainment. Oh yeah, let's incorporate a couple of ideas I got from BB6, a couple of 'enhancements'.... code named 'oobies' and 'Taco belle'. Also, why can't she get a realistic smile?

Anyway, good to have you back, here’s your week BB6.wk10.pgmfile (what the hell week is this anyway? Oh well, week 10 will do).

(No Arnold, stop pestering me about this, this is my job, you go back to your "writing the catering menu" - or whatever it is you do -job).

SS panty drive down, pgm disc in…Whirrrr…. Whirrrr……


And J-bot, next time, please, knock before you enter …..

"RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week ???"
Posted by foonermints on 09-10-05 at 05:22 PM
*Uncrumples self* Are you done embarassing me yet? I'm still all wet and soggy, so iron me out and I may have something to say.


Not guaranteed to be good either, dopey ROBOT!

"RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week ???"
Posted by MacabreMasquerade on 09-11-05 at 00:50 AM
Glad to see the ChenBot is back from repairs. Does it work yet, or does it still malfunction?


"RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week ???"
Posted by LibraRising on 09-11-05 at 12:00 PM
Yes, I think I'm working -- I must kill Queen Elizabeth -- just fine.


"RE: BB6: Whoo Hoo!"
Posted by foonermints on 09-11-05 at 03:30 PM
LAST EDITED ON 09-11-05 AT 03:43 PM (EST)

"RE: BB6: Whoo Hoo!"
Posted by kingfish on 09-12-05 at 08:50 AM
Maybe that's what it will take. A new processor chip from foonerville. I think that's a surburb of Esteeberg or maybe Slice-port, in the Pie-in-Face indian reservation. I understand that fundamentalist Snarkologist sects have established outposts there. Just a rumor though, cause those who enter are never heard from again, and no one really knows for sure.

Problem is I can't read chip schematics, and I can't trust that wannabe Arnold and his CoP-bot to tell me. I'll just go on faith in my own superiority. It's got me this far! So I'll just guess.

It seems to indicate a control function to kill the little Napolean, and that's good.

And a control for a Homer avatar (either the CoPs or Howie).

Something about a mission involving Q. Liza. Auto kill probably connected here, I heard something about that somewhere.

I think fooner-pirate frog has control functions. OK. we'll see what that brings.

Will not comment on pornbot control. Will just fantisize!! (Pornbot....ummmmm.... - Homer drool - .....ummmmm).

And the mystic symbol. No idea -(Astrology? for Jen. with autokill? Excellent, dude). A wild card makes things interesting.

And, of course, a dampening control for thought, emotion. Cause I likes my Chenbot dumb, willing, and (after watching the BB6 rodents) unemotional (please!).

Come here, my little Chennie-poo......I got something for you....

"RE: BB6: Whoo Hoo!"
Posted by foonermints on 09-12-05 at 01:06 PM
>And the mystic symbol. No idea -(Astrology? for Jen. with autokill? Excellent, dude). A wild card makes things interesting.<
Its Uranus.

Design new chip? Yes/No?
corporation not controlled by rich nerds

"RE: BB6: Whoo Hoo!"
Posted by kingfish on 09-12-05 at 08:14 PM
Why heck yeah!! Design away pard! That Up Uranus control (specially if a subroutine "Kill Jen painfully and torturously is included) earned you the CBS foonerchip design contract.

We'll talk pay later.

Need any used fishes? How about a visit from an unnamed (but you'll recognize her) robot hostess of an unnamed (but you'll recognize it) show on the unnamed (but rhymes with CBS, oops, dang) network?


how about mess of Fried Boogie Rice, April Style?

"I get to bother Jen."
Posted by universityofkentuckyrocks on 09-11-05 at 01:48 AM
Oh I've had a lotof fun in Sequesterville poking jenny. I fipped heroff and I make of Yapril by calling her Busto. I have so much fun.

James is havingfun in Sequesterville!font]

"RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week ???"
Posted by ARnutz on 09-11-05 at 11:58 AM
Yeah, I'm still in the house and I am horny! I can't wait to have sex with Matt!

Oh, did you see me making friends with Janelle so she wouldn't nominate me? I'm the best player ever!



So, who needs some Viagra?

"RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week ???"
Posted by bystander on 09-12-05 at 01:43 PM
Good girl! Good girl! Look at you wagging your little tail. Now, stay off the furniture!


beyotch

"RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week ???"
Posted by cheeseballs on 09-13-05 at 03:25 AM

Hey NerdHerd, I feel it is my doody to let you know that your sh!t smells just like everyone elses.


The Toilet: "Nose of the House"
I smell all!

"RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week ???"
Posted by bystander on 09-13-05 at 01:21 PM
Believe me, I know for a fact they stink.

But April's little tail (I'll nickname it Pepperoni) tickles my naugahide when it wags back and forth after Maggie walks into the room.

"RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week ???"
Posted by ARnutz on 09-13-05 at 01:33 PM
I do not have a tail!!! If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times... I fell off a horse and broke my tailbone!

... and it doesn't wag!



So, who needs some Viagra?

"RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week ???"
Posted by bystander on 09-13-05 at 01:47 PM
OK, I'll admit, its more of a retarded wiggle than a wag but you get the picture.


I heard you like it when Matt plays with your little Pepperoni.