Yep, it's the return of a parody on "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch!" Lat time, the one being blasted by my parody was Natalie. This time, it's Aaryn, aka Racist Witch! Let me know how you like it!

You're a mean one, A-a-ryn.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
A-a-ryn.

You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, A-a-ryn.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
A-a-ryn.

I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You're a vile one, A-a-ryn.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
A-a-ryn.

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile.

You're a foul one, A-a-ryn.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
A-a-ryn.

The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."

You're a rotter, A-a-ryn.
You're the queen of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
A-a-ryn.

Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, A-a-ryn.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
A-a-ryn.

You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.

• Endemol lets some of the racism come out.,Estee, 07:48 AM, 07-08-13
  • RE: Endemol lets some of the racism come out.,Belle Book, 12:53 PM, 07-08-13
    • RE: Endemol lets some of the racism come out.,kidflash212, 08:44 AM, 07-12-13
• RE: You're a Mean One, Aaryn!,Ottawa Girl, 10:37 AM, 07-08-13
  • RE: You're a Mean One, Aaryn!,Belle Book, 12:57 PM, 07-08-13
• Despicable She,Snidget, 01:56 PM, 07-08-13
  • RE: Despicable She,Belle Book, 12:02 PM, 07-12-13
    • RE: Despicable She,Snidget, 12:07 PM, 07-12-13
• Exchange of the night.,Estee, 09:44 AM, 07-12-13
  • RE: Exchange of the night.,kingfish, 10:50 AM, 07-12-13
  • RE: Exchange of the night.,Belle Book, 12:05 PM, 07-12-13
• You're a Mean One, Jeremy!,Belle Book, 06:46 PM, 07-13-13
• Trope to the face.,Estee, 12:52 PM, 07-21-13
  • RE: Trope to the face.,kingfish, 08:50 AM, 07-22-13
  • RE: Trope to the face.,Belle Book, 11:08 AM, 07-23-13
• RE: You're a Mean One, Aaryn!,Estee, 09:57 AM, 07-26-13
  • RE: You're a Mean One, Aaryn!,kingfish, 10:21 AM, 07-26-13
    • RE: You're a Mean One, Aaryn!,Estee, 10:34 AM, 07-26-13
      • RE: You're a Mean One, Aaryn!,Belle Book, 07:01 PM, 07-26-13

At long last, welcome to Aryan Nation.

(Honestly, how did her parents think they were going to get away with that for her entire life? Because at this point, I'm not buying coincidence or sheltering and I'm not sure many others are either.)

And bash away, bash away, bash away all.

I hope that by "Aryan Nation" you mean the people who are bashing Aaryn. If that's the case, then I'm happy to be part of it! And I'll bash her all I want to! Witch.

I think stank should be changed to skank.

LAST EDITED ON 07-08-13 AT 10:48 AM (EST)

Genius, pure genius.

Cuddly as a cactus, you've got garlic in your soul. Ha ha ha.

Love it! I'll be singing it all day.

Glad you loved it! But you should give partial credit to the person who wrote the lyrics for "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch", since all I did was just take the song and change the words "Mr. Grinch" to "Aaryn".

Incidentally, I could also do parodies of this song for Jeremy and possibly Spencer, if you so wish. We can bash those three all we want!

Another Parody

"Despicable She"

Aaryn's havin' a bad bad day
She thinks she should get her way
She's glaring wherever I see,
Huh, despicable she

Aaryn's havin' a bad bad day
It IS personal that's not okay
Watch, this is no fun to see
Huh, despicable she

With appologies to PHARRELL WILLIAMS.

Nice one! I don't know that song but I agree that she's despicable!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jj3LnZDYWI if you want to hear the music that goes with it.

LAST EDITED ON 07-12-13 AT 09:46 AM (EST)

As transcribed by Fallen Angel Gabriel at FHags:

Julie: Aaryn, do you forget about the cameras?
Aaryn: I'm an open book... blah blah blah... everyone in here knows me and now America does too.
(awkward pause)
Julie: Yes, we do!

There was a subtle change in Aaryn's smile when Julie said that.

Good one, Julie! She's Asian American, so I suspect Aaryn's racist comments got to her as well. I'm going to love this week, can't you tell?

And here's a new parody, only this time Jeremy is the one being bashed:

You're a mean one, Jeremy.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Jeremy.

You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Jeremy.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Jeremy.

I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Jeremy.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Jeremy.

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile.

You're a foul one, Jeremy.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Jeremy.

The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."

You're a rotter, Jeremy.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Jeremy.

Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Jeremy.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Jeremy.

You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.

LAST EDITED ON 07-22-13 AT 09:14 AM (EST)

The TVTropes community has been paying attention to this season: it's reached the point of giving this group a Characters page and describing each hamster by their applicable tropes. The list for Aryan...

...is accurate.

And not particularly kind.

Alpha Bitch
Believing Their Own Lies
Bitch in Sheep's Clothing
Blondes are Evil
Brutal Honesty
Can't Take Criticism
The Corrupter
Deadpan Snarker
Digging Yourself Deeper
Disproportionate Retribution
Dumb Blonde (subverted to ignorance)
The Eeyore
Entitled Bitch
The Friend Nobody Likes
Girl Posse
Gossipy Hen
Green-Eyed Monster
Hypocrite
It's All About Me
Harsher in Hindsight (Gotta give the full entry on this one: 'On July 13, 2013, Aaryn said that she would rather be hated for who she is then loved for who she's not. You will get your wish Aaryn...')
Hot Girls Are Bitches
Ice Queen
Jerkass
Kick the Dog (The mattress incident, stealing from GinaMarie)
Manipulative Bitch
Ms. Fanservice
Never My Fault
Politically Incorrect Villain
Evil Is Petty
Popular Is Dumb (Subverted trope: ignorant, not necessarily stupid)
Reality Show Genre Blindness (Quoting this one as well: 'Said that the weaker players were going to team up on the stronger players until one of the weaker players win. Somebody has clearly never watched many seasons of Big Brother.' Works for MB, though.)
Romance on the Set
The Southpaw
Sugary Malice
Smug Smiler
Smug Snake

One word does seem to turn up a lot here.

LAST EDITED ON 07-22-13 AT 08:53 AM (EST)

They are are applicable, but the "Never My Fault" should be in bold caps.

And there ought to be one for romancing the empty headed beach blond guy in order to enhance one's image and social status (which would not have applied had there been one sincere tear for him when he left).

(Blonde? Bitch?)

This is the kind of recognition that one has to be especially talented to obtain.

BTW, I don't see "You're a Liar!" on the list.

I think that word is b1tch! I really ought to check out the characters page for this season on TV Tropes! I'm loving it!

Normally, determining Aryan's nominations after The World's Most Inevitable HoH win would be easy: just pick the two people she hated most.

The problem is that once you take out GinaMarie, the rest of the cage is currently tied for first.

We're in a weird situation here, and that's not just in Aryan creeping steadily closer to jury and not having to face the outside world until the game actually ends. (Note that Julie has been happily following a brief-and-release program for ousted hamsters: at least for pre-jury evictions, Revive-A-Rodent is dead.) With Elissa's Mindless Minions having hopefully been ordered to wait for the end of the episode before MVP third nominee voting began, this week's poll numbers might actually reflect viewer sentiment -- and based on what happened last week, that makes GinaMarie into the most likely group target. Aryan can't be nominated (which had to cost Endemol some money), so her sole remaining quasi-friend could easily end up on the block alongside Pick Any Two Whom Aryan Cannot See As Human. And then guess who's doing the voting? All the lessers. Scary.

But if she picks the right targets, GM could stay in the cage. The main ouster theme of the year to date has been MB's standard background music: Eat The Strong. Target Howard as a competition threat instead of Someone Who Is Not Me and she just might get through this week -- although those to come are still a problem, and going after Howard will always be seen with over and undertones. No matter what she does with certain hamsters, no one will see it as pure gameplay. Public perception of continued racism will come in. The only way to escape that would be through nominating GinaMarie -- and it's the lone move she won't make.

Everything else she could do is wrong.

How very sad.

And then there's the chance that Aaryn will make the only choice that has any chance of helping her game, and keep her promise to Helen.

(Smirth...schmackle...shee hee...shmirth...outright belly laugh. Sorry, I couldn't hold it back after that. That may not be the funniest joke of the day, but it could be the most outrageous).

But everyone knows that for people like Aryan, promises made to Asians don't count.

(For the record: promises made to half-Asians do not half-count.)

If she doesn't keep her word, I'm going to have some very choice words for Aaryn and they aren't going to be very nice! Accurate, probably, but not nice!