Wanna touch my pecs?(Spoiler alert; Ringer, lousy improv. actor).
Saints preserve us! I sure hope that SOB doesn't appear on BB this year.
Oh no, not him. Hopefully. Except that he'll probably comeback as Zing-Bot.This is the "I touch myself" lifeguard.
If he's using the Obfuscating Stupidity trick, he's doing an amazing job.
There is absolutely nothing appealing about that ...I don't have a word to describe him.
Even before he opened his mouth, he was a turn off for me.
It was the hair flip, that was it for me.
Oh yes they did.
Lotsa reasons not to like this guy. He's vain, he's phony, he's dumb as a box of rocks, etc., etc.. I hope them what're trying to get him booted succeed.
I think it's safe to assume that there is no written test required to be a lifeguard.
There generally is.So who took it for him?
David just announced that he's resigned the lifeguard post to seek employment as an actor and model.So there's every chance he'll be dead in three months.
...and if he stays alive in the next three months, he'll definitely STILL be living with mommie for at least the next ten years.On the "bright" side, he'll be able to build his relationship with Aaryn on the unemployment line.
Keep that hair flip going, David, it's working for you!(I am not a nice guy.)