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"The world according to Porsche."

Posted by Estee on 07-25-11 at 12:27 PM
1. Michael Jackson is best represented by three bars of soap, opera glasses, a mike stand, and a guy in bad plate mail carrying a rescue float.

2. Given a choice of reality shows to appear on, Michael Jackson would surely guest star among the fame and A-List lights that are this season's hamsters. As opposed to, say, funding a revival of Kid Nation.

3. Michael Jackson is alive.

Not only can't you touch this, but someone would actually want to.


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"RE: The world according to Porsche."
Posted by kingfish on 07-26-11 at 09:30 AM
Another shining moment for BB.

"RE: The world according to Porsche."
Posted by suzzee on 07-26-11 at 09:51 AM
OMGolly. What in the world was the hint Rachel gave her anyway?

What amazed me was Jordan's insane logic. Soap---> BAY??? and opera glasses----> WATCH???? What kind of southern fried savant is she??? S C A R Y


OH NO!


"RE: The world according to Porsche."
Posted by jbug on 07-26-11 at 10:07 AM
There is a soap called BAY soap.
And what do you do with opera glasses? WATCH

Sounded perfectly logical to me.


"RE: The world according to Porsche."
Posted by suzzee on 07-26-11 at 02:24 PM
Bay soap? Never heard of it, unless they don't sell it at the dollar store. in bulk. cheap.

Still, we're talking about Jordan who claimed loudly that at the gumball challenge she could indeed walk and chew gum at the same time.

Still, hat's off to anyone that figured out the Hoff from those clues.


OH NO!


"RE: The world according to Porsche."
Posted by Colonel Zoidberg on 07-26-11 at 03:40 PM
I was sure it was Hasselhoff when they did the whole "Same Name" plug, but I had no idea how Hasselhoff could be linked to a soap opera (namely because I don't watch them and had no idea that Young and the Restless made him famous when I was, say, two years old. That clue wasn't geared toward the younger crowd, methinks.)

The knight holding the life preserver? Dead giveaway. But then again, they didn't cast this season for brains.


"RE: The world according to Porsche."
Posted by Round Robin on 07-27-11 at 04:27 AM
They don't cast ANY season of BB for brains. And the few hamsters who do have brains can't use them because they are complete and utter mentally ill wackjobs. How else do you get shining lights of humanity like Rachel, Amber and Adumb? Highly intelligent people with normal personalites need not apply.

"RE: The world according to Porsche."
Posted by tribephyl on 07-26-11 at 05:49 PM
I know...totally creepy.
Crazy the amount of neuronical connections in this girl's noggin.
She got BAY WATCH from what the producers had set up as SOAP OPERA.

By the way, I've done a little scavenging and haven't come up with this supposed BAY soap.
Sure, Bay Leaf scented soap. Bay Laurel or Bay Rum. Even Soap companies called "Something something Bay Soap Co." (Townsend Bay, Cabana Bay, Rocky Bay, etc.) but nothing that just says BAY.
Like LAVA. or ZEST.
Well, I did find this, but I doubt it's what she was referring to...

Vanilla Flavored? Now I'm really confused.


"RE: The world according to Porsche."
Posted by kingfish on 07-26-11 at 09:24 PM
I'd have to replay it to be sure, but I think she said "bar" soap, and then something to do with binoculars that ended up in "watch". Giving her "Barwatch" which evolved into "Bay Watch". From which she pulled out "David Hasselhoff", not Pam Anderson, not Carmen Electra, nor any of the others. I guess he's the main character, but he's not the only one I would have guessed.

It's sometimes amazing what the brain can do when it's not fettered by education or intelligence. Or, to her credit, a lot of ego.


"RE: The world according to Porsche."
Posted by suzzee on 07-27-11 at 08:39 AM
Yeah, none of those nonessential math, history or geography skills to slow the brain down from the important things like reality TV, game shows and hair care.


OH NO!


"RE: The world according to Porsche."
Posted by vince3 on 07-27-11 at 09:29 AM
I think she ruled out Carmen and Pam because the host (the 'other' David Hasselhoff) said that he had the same name as the celebrity they were trying to figure out...

Not that that stopped a few of the others from guessing a female...


"RE: The world according to Porsche."
Posted by suzzee on 07-27-11 at 08:41 AM
Maybe this is a big jug of slop. Vanilla flavored. Now we can all put ourselves on slop. yumm-o.


OH NO!


"RE: The world according to Jordan."
Posted by zazzy on 07-29-11 at 09:08 AM
There is a soap named Bay soap:

http://baysoapmd.blogspot.com/

And the bars on the tray had "Bay" on them.

Add the glasses to them and I can see her getting Bay + watch.

Jordan is very into pop culture. I'm guessing she reads People, Us, etc., at the salon.


"RE: The world according to Porsche."
Posted by cahaya on 07-27-11 at 11:15 PM
If she had found the letters B, G and I in the Veto competition, she would have played "BIG" instead of "LITTLE".

"RE: The world according to Porsche."
Posted by Buggy on 07-28-11 at 12:19 PM
I thought she should have gone with "Farting"


"RE: The world according to Porsche."
Posted by Estee on 07-28-11 at 12:27 PM
But she's not pregnant yet.