'We, the producers, may do anything we like to you, at any time, for any reason or none, for the rest of your current incarnation. You, the contestant, are required to lie back and think of England.'

http://www.realityblurred.com/realitytv/archives/big_brother_13/2011_Jul_06_cast_contract

And you wonder why none of us seriously consider applying.

'Also, that firstborn child? Ours.'

• 36 pages,cahaya, 10:53 PM, 07-07-11

I read some of it.

I need a lawyer to translate what it really means.

Apart from selling my soul, sealing my mouth, and guaranteeing a background search fee on top of the legal fees.