Coolest Siggie Ever thx Tribe! 2008
Either my universal translator is broken or Jessie makes even less sense than I thought he did. But then I've not really watched the feeds and on the show they can edit out most of the nonsensical stuff.http://blog.zap2it.com/bigbrother/2008/08/big-brother-jes.html
http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2008/08/jessie-godderz.html
So, has watching Big Bother finally killed whatever reading comprehension skills I have or is Jessie really that unintelligible?
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LAST EDITED ON 08-16-08 AT 11:54 AM (EST)Jessie has only a passing acquaintance with the English language.
Interviewer"Sometimes you seemed to have difficulty choosing your words – especially when it came time for you to deliver a speech. How do you feel about speaking in front of large groups of people – in this case, about six million-plus viewers? Does it make you uncomfortable?"
Jessie "It doesn’t. I don’t know if you saw that I hosted a POV competition and I thought I carried myself pretty well. I’m decently well-spoken when asked questions in the diary room. I gave analogies and similes that they haven’t heard in 10 seasons of Big Brother. That’s good for being only 22. Given all these accusations that were pointed in my direction, I think I’ve gone above and beyond the call of duty."
I like to hear some of those amazing analogies and similes Jessie threw out in his Diary room interviews. (No, I wouldn't). And the interviewer missed a chance to ask Jessie what the difference between an analogy and a simile was. That might have been fun to hear.
Why yes, every word Jessie speaks does emerge from between his buttocks.
The more I hear from this idiot, the more I'd like to thank America's mass vote for sparing us from his jury speech.
He would occasionally spit out something that made sense during his stay in the house but it was rare and I'm beginning to think of them as lightning strikes.
Coolest Siggie Ever thx Tribe! 2008
The best one is at CBS, go watch the Housecalls from Friday.
EvelD*ick tries to explain it to Jesse, and the results are very funny.
Somehow Jesse thinks that "America's Vote" means that Dan's friends and family comspired against him so Dan could win money. He doesn't understand that Dan had no choice that that it was more than a couple hundred people wanted him out.
He also talks about how he played the game perfectly, (paraphrasing) " Week 1, I slept, Week 2, I slept, Week 3 I was sleeping, it was the perfect strategy".He tells the stupid analogy about Renny breaking his car window is the same as waking him up, and Gretchen tells him why that is stupid and makes no sense.
I don't usually suffer through Housecalls ( the video never syncs up for me so I just listen) but this one is worth it.
I did catch that episode I thought Evil ##### was going to smack Jessie for being such a bonehead. perfect
Coolest Siggie Ever thx Tribe! 2008
Yep, D*ck speaking slowly to explain it, was classic.
I thought it was interesting that jesse had no idea what was going on with April and Ollie.
I cants be stupid, I beet everyone at chess!
