I think they said these two will be on Power of 10 next Tuesday. What poll questions would you suggest they be asked?
Such as:
What percentage of Americans polled said that D!ck's tattoo ink seeped into his brain?What percentage of Americans polled said they would like to smash their TV's the next time Amber cries?
What percentage of Americans said they'd like to throw a pail of slop over Julie Chen's head?
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They'll have to ask all those for $1,000, though, since the answer to all three is obviously a very high number.If they want to make it challenging, they should rig it for Amber, and then ask, "What percentage of Americans believe that God pre-determined Jameka and Amber to be the final two houseguests?" The answer is some number between zero and negative eight, but Amber won't hear of it, and her dial will be stuck in the high 90s.
Maybe there's something to it. Maybe Amber's "vision" of winning POV was that she'd have the thing around her neck after Danielle won it. Or maybe it was just some kind of weird flashback.
'What percentage of Americans polled said that D!ck's tattoo ink seeped into his brain?'Speaking of tattoos, Who is that on his shoulder.
LAST EDITED ON 08-24-07 AT 12:11 PM (EST)It looks like Joe!!
Another question...what percentage of Americans would prefer to be stuck in the BB house with Chicken George rather than Amber for the summer?!
Who doesn't like Chicken George! He didn't eat much.
It could also pass for "Grissom" on C.S.I.What percentage of Americans believe that ED made a deal with C.S.I. by putting Grissom's Face on his shoulder to be free of all Alledged Internet Rap Sheet Charges that have been floating around? lol...lol...
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>His Dad (AKA Grandpa Donato,AKA Uncle Joe,AKA His other Brother...Richard) ??
Drew: What percentage of Americans think that you two are morons?As they lock in their answers, the audience keeps screaming HIGHER!!!!! HIGHER!!!!!!
LAST EDITED ON 08-24-07 AT 01:08 PM (EST)I finally understand what it really means to give 110 percent.
You made me think of Ted in Thailand: It's has to be between 150 and 200%!
ROTFLMAO!
LAST EDITED ON 08-24-07 AT 02:48 PM (EST)What percentage of Americans polled think the America's Choice thing is rigged by BB producers?
Wha? We weren't supposed to say anything? *cue Drew Carey giggle*
LAST EDITED ON 08-24-07 AT 03:37 PM (EST)What percentage of Americans thing Julie Chen's cooter card contains only three letter words?
What percentage of Americans think Julie has a boot up button?
What percentage of Americans think Amber is an upbeat person?
What percentage of Americans think Danielle has the potential to be an Oxford Scholar?
What percentage of people think D1ck is both Danielles' father and her brother (thinking.....thinking..... what? Did I just call D1ck a Motherf'er? I think I did!)
I want someone to count the number of times Danielle says "my dayud" and use it on a game show. Maybe a game show in Tajikistan.
LAST EDITED ON 08-26-07 AT 01:51 PM (EST)My guess is Waaaaaamber asks: What's a poll??
Followed by: What does percentage mean?
LAST EDITED ON 08-27-07 AT 08:59 AM (EST)How many think that ED's REAL daughter is...... AMBER??LOL
The more I think about that...Kinda makes some sense there ya know? I m kinda thinking she is a tad more of what his offspring would REALLY be like.
Maybe created during some drug induced orgy ....sorta like the Donato family reunion maybe?Just another of BB's "twists" ???
That gene pool has GOT to be kiddy sized.
I'm sitting here laughing and thinking "that's so mean!"
LAST EDITED ON 08-27-07 AT 11:50 AM (EST)
My guess is Waaaaaamber asks: What's a poll??Followed by: What does percentage mean?
I'd love to hear Drew's response to those! I'll bet she asked then while they were prepping them.
I'm not a fan of the show, but Drew is funny. I'll be watching tomorrow night.
Oh yeah me too!! I wonder if Drew watches BB?It oughtta be interesting fer sure!LOLOL
Amber just cant be fer real like that ....can she?
Did Amber cry that much on the show?
Nope. If Amber had only cried that much, there would have been no story.1. Morning wake up, crying.
2. Morning + 30 seconds, crying.
3. (crying sessions throughout the day can be extrapolated from that).
4. Plus every time she thinks of God, which is ever time she wants something, crying.
5. Every inhalation, crying.
6. Every exhalation, crying.
7. Every time she sees someone else, crying.
8, Every time she thinks of her dog, crying.
9. Every fifth time she thinks of her daughter, crying.
10. Every waking moment of every blasted day, crying(Plus the odd crying fits, in between the predictable events).
(Lets see, what did I leave out?)
You forget the ever important, crying while telling us that she isn't going to cry anymore.
RIP, Bill Walsh
This woman clearly does not belong on any cutthroat backstabbing reality show. I recommend, well, I can't think of any that aren't full of lying and cheating and backstabbing and rants and emotional wrecks of some sort. She should go home and watch other DAWs.
