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"Things Amber would not cry over."
Posted by Estee on 08-01-07 at 09:23 AM
And once again, we reach below the unreachable to find --

-- okay...

...well, for starters, there might be --

-- no, that's not gonna work. How about...

...yeah, right. But then you could always go with --

-- or maybe --

-- I got nothing.

Anyone?

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"RE: Things Amber would not cry over."
Posted by samboohoo on 08-01-07 at 09:27 AM
Someone, please anyone, get this girl some Lexapro.


Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

"RE: Things Amber would not cry over."
Posted by qwertypie on 08-01-07 at 09:45 AM
1.Groundhog's day? (SOB - those poor little ground hog's being woken from their restful sleep, WAAAAAAAAAA!)
2.The cap on the toothpaste tube? (And Charlie's father who had a job screwing on toothpaste tube caps lost his job and they had to wait for a creepy Johnny Depp to save their family? Boo Hoo HOO!)
3. Shoelaces? (I broke my shoelace once and my mother threw it out without a proper burial. I never got a chance to say goodbye. WAAAAAA!)

Estee - you've stumped me.

"RE: Things Amber would not cry over."
Posted by Snidget on 08-01-07 at 10:04 AM
What is emotionally neutral enough???

Dang, I got nothing.

Unless she ends up in a permanent vegetative state, I do not think anything will stop the waterworks.


Summertribe and the living is easy!

"RE: Things Amber would not cry over."
Posted by geg6 on 08-30-07 at 01:37 PM
>Unless she ends up in a
>permanent vegetative state, I do
>not think anything will stop
>the waterworks.

You mean that's not a vegetative state that we see on our screens? I know I've had carrots that had more active neurons than Amber.


"Let them call me rebel and welcome, I feel no concern from it; but I should suffer the misery of devils, were I to make a whore of my soul by swearing allegiance to one whose character is that of a sottish, stupid, stubborn, worthless, brutish man. I conceive likewise a horrid idea in receiving mercy from a being, who at the last day shall be shrieking to the rocks and mountains to cover him, and fleeing with terror from the orphan, the widow, and the slain of America." Thomas Paine

"RE: Things Amber would not cry over."
Posted by J Slice on 08-01-07 at 10:17 AM
Being lighter than Janu?

I got nothin'


You should really read my crappy blog

"RE: Things Amber would not cry over."
Posted by zipperhead on 08-01-07 at 10:49 AM
I'd do that for a dollar!
"RE: Things Amber would not cry over."
Posted by go Daniele and Dck on 08-01-07 at 11:10 AM
she just might!!
"RE: Things Amber would not cry over."
Posted by Dakota on 08-01-07 at 11:15 AM
I feel the need to combine my last post with Zip's


but if she sees Jen floating in a boiling vat of slop, she could possibly not cry. Maybe.


>I'd do that for a dollar!
>


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"RE: Things Amber would not cry over."
Posted by Dakota on 08-01-07 at 11:13 AM
I'm thinking ahead . . . . . . .

if she wins, southern Cal is likely to flood.

if she is eliminated, southern Cal is likely to flood.

but if she sees Jen floating in a boiling vat of slop, she could possibly not cry. Maybe.

Maybe's a start.

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"RE: Things Amber would not cry over."
Posted by finallytyping on 08-01-07 at 11:46 AM
but the poor slop never had a chance!
Poor, poor slop! But it was in her God's plan so it was
going to happen anyway. I think her God's eyes are permanently
stuck in the eye roll position.
"RE: Things Amber would not cry over."
Posted by Dakota on 08-01-07 at 01:05 PM
LAST EDITED ON 08-01-07 AT 01:06 PM (EST)

That would be Jameka comforting Amber while watching Jen go down for the 3rd time in the boiling vat of slop while every one else says did somebody do that for a dollar? and Julie Chen announces the return to PB&J.

Dr. Will is now on Dr. 90210, FWIW. One patient already yelled I LOVE YOU. Beware of TLC or whatever station it's on. You've been warned.


"RE: Things Amber would not cry over."
Posted by newsomewayne on 08-01-07 at 11:43 AM
Ummmm...dead baby bats on a deserted tropical island. Because it's been done before.


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Or was it a bird? I can't remember.

"RE: Things Amber would not cry over."
Posted by J Slice on 08-01-07 at 11:47 AM
It was a baby bat.

Batty Granny Janny also buried the head and feet of a captured and eaten chicken.


You should really read my crappy blog

"RE: Things Amber would not cry over."
Posted by Glass on 08-01-07 at 11:52 AM
LAST EDITED ON 08-01-07 AT 11:55 AM (EST)

I've got it guys.

A button. I do not believe that Amber would cry if she saw a button. If it didn't come off of a shirt or anything, if it was just a button that you buy, and put it on the table and Amber sees it. She would not cry.

Edited to add that I would SO do that for a dollar.

"RE: Things Amber would not cry over."
Posted by Dakota on 08-01-07 at 01:09 PM
Not so sure about that. It could remind her of one of her kids missing a button and that could open the floodgates. But it's a definite maybe.

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"RE: Things Amber would not cry over."
Posted by newsomewayne on 08-01-07 at 01:23 PM
Oh, please. For one, what would her dog-child need a button for? And secondly, why would she care about her other child and hir button?


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"RE: Things Amber would not cry over."
Posted by Estee on 08-01-07 at 01:37 PM
Show some respect! Don't you know Jesus died for that button?


"RE: Things Amber would not cry over."
Posted by Snidget on 08-01-07 at 01:55 PM
LAST EDITED ON 08-01-07 AT 01:56 PM (EST)

That button could kill her dog-child. It is a choking hazard.

Heartless bastage, how can you think that is harmless! It is totally cry-worthy!


Summertribe and the living is easy!

ETF the winky emoticon.

"RE: Things Amber would not cry over."
Posted by Glass on 08-01-07 at 03:10 PM
Why are you all being so mean to me and to Amber?
<Tears>
The button was supposed to be a fun thing but now it's ruined.
<More tears>

All I wanted to do was suggest a button...

"RE: Things Amber would not cry over."
Posted by mattben on 08-30-07 at 03:50 PM
LAST EDITED ON 08-30-07 AT 03:54 PM (EST)

I cried over a button yesterday. Two buttons, actually, found in each of two washer loads from my shirts. Got some stitching work to do.


"RE: Things Amber would not cry over."
Posted by Colonel Zoidberg on 08-01-07 at 03:23 PM
Ummm...she might not cry over having her tear ducts surgically removed...but I wouldn't put money on it.

"RE: Things Amber would not cry over."
Posted by SilverStar on 08-01-07 at 03:27 PM
She probably wouldn't cry if you gave her a cookie. Unless you didn't have enough for everyone and she would shed a tear over the injustice of unfair cookie distribution.


Drinkin' with Ahkie!

"RE: Things Amber would not cry over."
Posted by FishWoman on 08-01-07 at 05:34 PM
I would cry if you gave me a cookie.

I would be so deeply touched that you cared enough about me to give a delicious cookie treat that I woud be unable to control the wellspring of joy rising from my heart and leaking from my eyes.


unless it was a molasses cookie, then i would dump iced tea on your head. and cry.

"The REAL question though..."
Posted by Tamena on 08-01-07 at 03:58 PM
Can we turn the crying into a DRINKING GAME???0
Every time she cries would work...hubby came up with a better one though, every time she sniffles from crying you drink!

We figured it out last night - would have been 49 drinks in the last show LOL


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Karma doesn't come back on people because some universal controller-god pushes buttons. It comes back on people because they dig holes for themselves to fall into.

"RE: The REAL question though..."
Posted by Snidget on 08-01-07 at 05:50 PM
Why do you hate my liver?

*sniff*


Summertribe and the living is easy!

"RE: The REAL question though..."
Posted by Tamena on 08-01-07 at 07:13 PM
hehehe


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Karma doesn't come back on people because some universal controller-god pushes buttons. It comes back on people because they dig holes for themselves to fall into.

"RE: Things Amber would not cry over."
Posted by maryellennaco on 08-01-07 at 05:47 PM
Uhhhhh..... A BIG SACK FULL OF CRACK! or METH! whatever it is she's detoxing from.
"RE: Things Amber would not cry over."
Posted by Colonel Zoidberg on 08-02-07 at 07:47 AM
whatever it is she's detoxing from.

OK, good, my wife and I aren't the only ones who think she's some sort of recovered addict.

"RE: Things Amber would not cry over."
Posted by maryellennaco on 08-02-07 at 04:58 PM
You and the Mrs.think she's "recovered"? It appears to me that Amber's FIRST DAY of giving up the pipe was the SAME DAY she went into the BB house. Not a second before!
Girl's got a looooooooong way to go.
"RE: Things Amber would not cry over."
Posted by Colonel Zoidberg on 08-03-07 at 08:06 AM
You and the Mrs.think she's "recovered"? It appears to me that Amber's FIRST DAY of giving up the pipe was the SAME DAY she went into the BB house. Not a second before!

I never said she was recovered in any way but physically. Yeah, she's off the stuff, and it's probably fairly recent (our guess is alcohol) but the craving is probably still there to some extent, especially when there is alcohol available to some in the house.

Going into a situation with that much stress after recovering from alcoholism as recently as she probably has is not likely the best thing for her mental situation. I hope her daughter's too young to understand what's going on.

"RE: Things Amber would not cry over."
Posted by Aruba on 08-01-07 at 07:38 PM
Since human beings are the only animals who can cry from emotion...Amber wouldn't cry if she came back reincarnated as the dog she loves as much as her child.
"RE: Things Amber would not cry over."
Posted by kingfish on 08-02-07 at 03:02 PM
Helium. She won't cry over helium

(I know, that was my answer to 'what weighs less than Janu?', but, I think it fits here, too. She might, however cry over Janu).


JSlice

"RE: Things Amber would not cry over."
Posted by kingfish on 08-02-07 at 09:40 PM
I was wrong. There is nothing that won't set the tear factory off. She's not a pretty crier, either.

(I just watched tonites episode, my first after a hiatus. No spoiler here, but, Mea Wasa Wronga).

"RE: Things Amber would not cry over."
Posted by strid333 on 08-03-07 at 11:46 AM
Hmm. This is a toughy.

Onions? No, that would make her worse.

Pepper! Unless she can cry between the sneezes.

Apples? No, because the tree gave up the apple.

Nope, sorry. I've got nothing.


Three is the perfect number.

"dee dee daw daw, dee dee daw daw...."
Posted by kingfish on 08-03-07 at 01:27 PM
LAST EDITED ON 08-04-07 AT 02:06 PM (EST)

The germ of a plot idea:

Scene: Amber, crying and naked (as befits a Greek tragedy) standing between two mirrors, each angled slightly so that images of Amber can be seen fading to infinity....

Rod Serling: An infinite number of images of Amber crying.... cursed by the Gods to cry for eternity.... But here, where reality is an afterthought, and fickle fate has a twisted sense of humor, the curse may be ours to bear instead, for we have to witness her pathetic, depressing, yet poetic destiny.

"What did we do to deserve this?" we should ask ourselves....

The answer lies.... In the Twilight Zone, the Mind of Amber!

"RE: dee dee daw daw, dee dee daw daw...."
Posted by qwertypie on 08-04-07 at 00:50 AM
Made the hair on the back of my neck stand up. Pretty creepy stuff.
"Schindler's List."
Posted by Estee on 08-30-07 at 12:02 PM
...wait. My bad. I was looking at it from the wrong perspective. She'd cry for hours after seeing it. 'Some of them lived? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!'



The Final Solution -- to her Eric problem!

"RE: Things Amber would not cry over."
Posted by DebCapsFan on 08-30-07 at 02:08 PM
She would not cry for me since I am a Jew.


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