The story was about Eric's senior year of high school, in which he had a girlfriend, of whom Daniele reminded him, who was anorexic (I think.) It was completely fictitious, and he used contact-lens solution to make himself cry (remind me to switch back to contacts if I ever go in the house...somehow, I don't think reality shows are made for those of us who wear glasses...and the setup was perfect.)

He did a half-decent sell of it, though the fact that Kail bought it hook, line, and sinker really makes me question how gullible she is. She might be our version of Lillian.

If Eric poured out his heart to Joe and had it work, then Joe might start to spend more time with Eric. That's not a chance most people are willing to take.

It's not a straight thing or a gay thing. It's a 'I'm pretty sure this man needs some serious therapy' thing.

'You didn't sit down on the competition when you knew I needed to win? Traitor!'