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"AlternaRockStar"
Posted by ginger on 08-14-06 at 04:14 PM
Rockstar: U2 - Bono: I think your song lacked an overall sensitivity to world issues. But I liked your imitation of a hump-back whale during the coda.
Rockstar: Backstreet Boyz -
Lance: Way too harsh, dude! All that screaming! I think you need to rethink the hair products. But I like your pants.
Rockstar: Jefferson Airplane -
Grace: Man, that sucked. Try Rockstar: Starship.
Rockstar: Sex Pistols -
Johnny: *spits at contestant* You fvcking cvnt. You stupid fvcking cvnt.
Rockstar: Frankie Goes to Hollywood -
Entire band: Relax!
Your turn!
Gee this week is gonna bore me.
Table of contents
- RE: AlternaRockStar,geg6, 04:30 PM, 08-14-06
- RE: AlternaRockStar,rockdog, 05:01 PM, 08-14-06
- RE: AlternaRockStar,cheesybread, 09:07 PM, 08-14-06
- RE: AlternaRockStar,rockdog, 09:17 PM, 08-14-06
- RE: AlternaRockStar,ginger, 12:39 PM, 08-15-06
- RE: AlternaRockStar,Snidget, 09:26 PM, 08-14-06
- RE: AlternaRockStar,Magnolia_Rocker, 12:42 PM, 08-15-06
- RE: AlternaRockStar,MKitty, 02:28 PM, 08-15-06
- RE: AlternaRockStar,triednottowatch, 05:35 PM, 08-15-06
Messages in this discussion
"RE: AlternaRockStar"
Posted by geg6 on 08-14-06 at 04:30 PM
Rock Star: Bob DylanBob (with back turned away from cameras and audience) - Mumble, mumble, mumble.
Rock Star: Rush
Geddy Lee - I really liked that you put lots and lots of words in, most of them making no sense at all. But where's the falsetto? Everything.must.be.sung.falsetto! Eh?
Rock Star: Kiss
Gene Simmons - Forget the men here. I don't care about them. I only want the women. Because I am so hot. Well, really it's just my tongue. But no one can resist. And, really, Shannon won't mind. So, just step into my dressing room for a few minutes and we'll see if you really have the type of talent I'm looking for. What? I don't care how you sing! Have you ever heard my band? Musical talent means nothing. It's all about the marketing and sex.
"RE: AlternaRockStar"
Posted by rockdog on 08-14-06 at 05:01 PM
Rockstar Bon Jovi-
Jon: That song says mullet and Z28 all over itRockstar Rush-
Getty:Your sound is so tight, but you should since you have been singing the same song for 25 years!!
Rockstar Beatles-
John, Paul: How about letting the skinny guitar player sing a few songs?
"RE: AlternaRockStar"
Posted by cheesybread on 08-14-06 at 09:07 PM
Rockstar: SublimeDave: What?!? Josh can't come back on this show! Who's producing this thing?!?
Rockstar: Van Halen
Alex: We need less jumping around the stage, you may bump into Eddie and break his hip again!
Rockstar: Alice In Chains
Ryan: I was the Rooster last season!
"RE: AlternaRockStar"
Posted by rockdog on 08-14-06 at 09:17 PM
Rockstar Boy George
George you missed a spothttp://mfile.akamai.com/12876/wmv/vod.ibsys.com/2006/0814/9675990.300k.asx
"RE: AlternaRockStar"
Posted by ginger on 08-15-06 at 12:39 PM
"RE: AlternaRockStar"
Posted by Snidget on 08-14-06 at 09:26 PM
Not so Rock Star: Brittney Spears.*chomp-pop*
Huh? What?!?
"RE: AlternaRockStar"
Posted by Magnolia_Rocker on 08-15-06 at 12:42 PM
Rockstar: Van HalenEddie - Ya know, it really doesn't matter which one of you fvcking losers win cause we're just gonna kick your a** out in 6 months. No singer can match the perfection that is us.
Summer siggy thanks to Syren!
"RE: AlternaRockStar"
Posted by MKitty on 08-15-06 at 02:28 PM
Rockstar: Gorillaz...
"I'm not bad..I'm just drawn that way"Rockstar: Prince
"What..another Wendy..no, you shall be herefore named Lucinda , as I need to name all my women back-ups...you can sit over there by Carmen and the other Wendy"
Rockstar: Queen
"What, you don't know opera....NEXT!"
Rockstar: New Order
No, we said less Joy Division, more Depeche MOde...got it?
Rockstar: Nirvana
Well, er..no...we couldn't touch that one with a ten-foot pole
Rockstar: Hole:
No, we need more tart, more snarl...you are channeling Dana!
"RE: AlternaRockStar"
Posted by triednottowatch on 08-15-06 at 05:35 PM
LAST EDITED ON 08-15-06 AT 05:37 PM (EST)Rockstar Lynyrd Skynyrd
Johnny - What song is it you want to sing?
Rockstar Blue Oyster Cult
Eric - It was good....but it needs more cowbell.
Rockstar Ozzy Osbourne
Ozzy - Whu....What? Were you f___king singing to f___king me? Where's Sharon? SHARON!
Rockstar Greenday
Billie Joe - Sorry, dude. You used too many chords. We only do 3.
Rockstar Gary Glitter
Gary - Where are the 12 year old contestants?