- How to get out of a contract that you signed drunk
- Name all the STDs
- Talk up the new album that you know sucks
- Say with a straight face 'She told me she was 18'
Tough-looking hand signs: How NOT to signal gang members, yet still look cool
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How Not to Let on to Reporters "I'm not into the band...I have my own interests at heart for this gig" Especially while you're still auditioning for the role.How to suck up to the band as you get dumped and tell them "this is a journey I'll never forget...love the critique...a dream come true....yada yada........
The Quickie Marriage. Optional follow-up seminar available on The Quickie Divorce.
With a special lesson on "Getting the most PR out of your quckie marriage the MTV way" given by Joe Simpson.
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