All new "stars", some new professionals, I won't be around to host live, I have a class tonight, so I may be around later, but keep all discussion here until the West Coast has a chance to vacuum up the glitter and air out the living room from all the spray tan fumes.
The New Cast come in.So far no wardrobe malfunctions or face plants.
but feel free to chime in. Let me know if you really want this kind of hosting. So glad I'm not doing it for AI this year, but if there is enough interest I can do it for DWTS.
Dancing the Cha Cha.Jessie J - Domino
Very nice first time out. We have a ringer.
How did Derek ever get one of those.
Since I'm late getting home, abbreviated judge.
Yum Yum Pink Bum.
The Shapes of things to come, interesting.
Sass and Class7 - 7 - 7 --21
I would NOT kick her out of bed for eating crackers. Gorgeous with long or short hair.
Broken home and jaw, and now faced with a un-known pro.Dancing the Fox Trot.
Maroon 5 - daylight (or what google says the first line is)
The muscle development is not helping with the top line, but passable.
Not Gorillas in the Mist
You Sparkle
Could have been a few more Wows.6 - 6 - 6 -- 18
Contemporary tonight, no spoilers on the rest, so far.
Contemporary, and lifts allowed, apparently.Coldplay - Yellow
Lots of lifts means that much less dancing, right?
He definitely has the strength for the lifty dances.
very raw, athletic.
I want to see dance
arguing7 - 6 - 7 -- 20
Carry over and add scores to next week.
Another new pro, what is wrong with the dog, is it a taxidermy one she dresses up.Dancing the Foxtrot.
Accentuate The Positive Lyrics - Johnny Mercer
Gleb sure is pretty.
Staggering about, acceptable
Too many rocks around your neck
Suited you, stumbledReally, she can't leave the dog backstage.
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I've never seen Real Housewives..., but I don't like her at all. Is she like that on the show?
New Name Boogie Fantastic.Dancing the Cha Cha.
Apple Bottom Jeans - T-Pain
Even Cheryl's bottom couldn't save that.
O.M.G. Terminated the Cha Cha Cha
Baaaaaaad News, that was y-y-y-yikes, I'm stuttering.
Rough, next week Quickstep, work your butt off.Usually when I get judges it is a lot harder than that.
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Cheryl's boobs couldn't save that either, and when that happens, you KNOW it's bad.
Yeah, I haven't seen scores that bad in the first week since Season 2! That's how long I've been watching!Belle Book
As low as those scores were, those were still too high. It would be interesting to see what would happen if VFTW got hold of this.He must not have rehearsed.
Rumor has it that the worsters haven't taken a side yet.
She is 16 and a hip hop dancer.Dancing Contemporary.
OneRepublic - Feel Again
Fantastic dancer, maturity
that was great
sweet 16 superb debut8 - 8 - 8 -- 24
Amazing! What a surprise for both dancers.
He's the Virgin BachelorDancing the Foxtrot.
Pinball graphics.
Power of Love
Oh yikes, yikes, yikes.
lacked finesse no quality of music
dance virgin with a pelvic thrust
I liked it rough7 - 6 - 6 -- 19
Dancing the Cha ChaOne Direction - Live While Were Young.
The Fringe placement is so distracting.
What is that sexy thing
Felt it was a little safe
Legs need to be crisper.7 - 7 - 7 -- 21
Dancing Contemporary. Watched Kristi when recovering from Breast Cancer.Tiny Dancer - Elton John
Golden, told a story
Area of Outstanding Beauty
Ice Queen melts my heart7 - 7 - 7 -- 21
I think she's gonna be my sentimental favorite. A bit of local trivia: she used to own the ice rink that Tonya Harding practiced on.
Been caring for husband after his accident, now finally doing something for her.Dancing the Cha Cha
Kiki Dee - I've Got The Music In Me
Have we had a singer on the stage to distract from the dancing before?
little bit careful
the worst is over, bit casual
could give it more.6 - 6 - 6 -- 18
I've always liked Wynonna, and have appreciated her attitude. But this was overscored. I don't think Tony will be making it to the finals. He doesn't look like a happy puppy either.
There are at least 2 or 3 others who suck worse, so Wynonna will be around a few weeks unless they have better fanbases or the worsters get involved.
Wynonna should at least get the Country votes.
She has always had a very rigid stance; shoulders always back and back very straight. This might help her when she does the Paso, right?
That could help her on any of the ballroom type dances. Latin dances, not as much, but things like any kind of waltz, the regular-type tango, and anything else where Tony's not having to lift her or she's not having to do too much sexy stuff should look better because of her straight-up posture.
Says this opportunity is undeserved, and he is her #####. Hit a breaking point, wanted to quit.Dancing the Foxtrot.
It's Witchcraft
Not that bad, I feared the worst.
Woody Allen, neurotic twitch, slightly deranged
Charming about you, ugly duckling come to life
work on pancake hands and feet
Fluidity of Robocop6 - 5 - 6 -- 17
Knee surgery delayed when he could start training.Dancing the Cha Cha
I get a good feeling.
Not bad, did look like it could have used a week more polish.you got the moves
all icing and no cake
potential to be sex machine, need to work on feet.no play in the nfl lasts 1 minute 30 seconds.
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Thanks for the recapping, Snidge, I'll be back later to post thoughts.![]()