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Randy Quaid. And I nominate Chelsea Hightower to be his professional partner
I know we may have a logisitical problem with a arrest warrant, etc. Maybe we can do a simulcast with a Vancouver studio. It'll be great!Who else should compete for the mirror ball trophy?
Randy would never partner up with the assassin who'd been working undercover for years to get into the perfect position to kill him.
Let's have Samantha back, but as a competitor, not as a commentator.
Mel Gibson could sure use a boost to his career, which recently has plummeted to the beyond D list. Better still..his baby momma could be paired up with Max and they would be "the Russians".Nicholas Cage needs the money to pay his taxes.
Charlie Sheen? Nah..he already has a TV show going strong.
Don't forget, we need atotal ringer partner for Derekcelebrity with a small amount of dance experience. Any suggestions?
Catherine Zeta Jones. Why, she's hardly danced at all.
Lol and then they can do the freestyle Bristol/Mark did this year, since she would have no idea how to do it, right?
We need Derek to get the ringer this year like we need new holes in our a$$e$. What we need is Derek and Mark to get this year's Kate Gosselin and Margaret Cho, and pay Julianne some obscene amount to come back for the next season only to stick her with next season's Kenny Mayne. We really need a nice guy like Jonathan or Tony to get the next female ringer, and if there's a sure thing male winner out there, I'd like to see them sweet talk Edyta back with however much money it takes and give him to her, or if she won't come back, give Anna Trebunskaya a sure win.
I think Mark should get Lindsey Lohan's Mom and Derek should get Audrina Patridge's mom.
How about giving Derek Jane from Survivor? Different network, I know, but I'd laugh my a$$ off at that.
Well then Jimmy Johnson would have to be in the cast also, because he has "good stamina and can go long" so he wouldn't wear down halfway through the season!
Naw, that old fart shot his wad on Survivor. He'd be an early voteoff on DWTS just like he was on Survivor. If he didn't have 2 left feet I'd be surprised. I'd like to see that skater from SWTS, Brooke Castile, on DWTS as a competitor. I think she's hot as hell.
TMZ is saying that Lorenzo Lamas and Donna D'Errico have been contacted and they are interested in doing the show. They are now in talks with DWTS.
That Donna D'Errico name sounds familiar. I think she's been rumored before. Who is she?
Actress, Baywatch cast member ('cause the show is trying to collect a complete set) and model.If Lorenzo Lamas shows up, I will vote against him every night while directing a laser pointer's beam at all his problem areas, starting with the lump of reality-proof tissue that tries to pass itself off as his brain. Unfortunately, the effect doesn't accumulate all that quickly, so all of us doing it together probably wouldn't be able to burn through his skull within a single episode. And taking out his brain really wouldn't do anything except potentially improve his acting skills. But the imperfection of the wound would force him to commit immediate suicide, so there is a potential bonus here. Maybe if we supercharge the pointers going in...
I'm dearly hoping Bruno brings one in just to nail in him in the feet. Or the retinas. Whichever's funnier.
Oh yeah. What was the name of that horrible show? He was also on the reality show, The Next Country Star. Other than that, i think he spends his time marrying blond, buxom women half his age.(Was his son on this a few seasons ago?)
Who was the Baywatch stay that was on Celebrity Fit Club, but couldn't leave her white wine at home? She lost weight after the show was over using some diet product.
What was the name of that horrible show?Are You Hot? It wasn't.
Other than that, i think he spends his time marrying blond, buxom women half his age.
They're not all that blonde. (For that matter, would everyone stop semi-randomly throwing people into my group? We have standards and it was bad enough when y'all tried to force Paula through.) According to Wikipedia, he's been married four times and broken off at least one engagement, probably because the wedding veil threw a single hair out of place. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorenzo_Lamas if you want to review.
(Was his son on this a few seasons ago?)
If it happened, it was either before my viewing time or my memory threw the Curtain Of Mercy over the season. One of his daughters was on (and 'won') a Bachelor season, and his co-host from the above-mentioned travesty was one of the original DWTS contestants.
Who was the Baywatch stay that was on Celebrity Fit Club, but couldn't leave her white wine at home?
Both Nicole Eggert and Erika Eleniak have been on CFC: it looks like Nicole was the wine drinker.
As long as I'm posting: other current rumored participants are Phil Hellmuth (is tweeting his own possibilities), Julie Benz (Tom wants her for the show, she's willing to oblige, and there's an ABC link to boost her odds) and Portia de Rossi (love to see if the show has the courage to put her with a female partner, but already know the answer).
Oh boy, having Hellmuth on there would really be a trip, wouldn't it? If he were to be as much of a jerk on DWTS as he is at the poker table, he'd be the most hated competitor on his season in very short order.
LAST EDITED ON 01-26-11 AT 03:40 AM (EST)Saw a picture of Donna D'Errico in the lookalikes thread over on the BB spoilers board, and if they put her on DWTS I hope she's gotten in much better shape since then, because when that was taken she looked to me to be very out of shape for a Baywatch babe. Or a DWTS contestant in a revealing dress.
Kendra Wilkinson, which would translate as 'two down, one to go.'Heavily demanded on ABC's page but with no actual rumors of support, so don't panic: BrINT Farce.
Yeah, they seem to like going for matched sets, don't they?I actually wouldn't mind Farce going on, if only for the chance to weekly roast him over the coals...
BrINT Farce, eh? Took me a while to get that one. Who would they pair him up with if they did put him on? He IS from that profession they always seem to have one of that never gets voted out early.
BrINT Farce.FWIW... I heard someone today (Wed, 2/16/11) who should be in a position to know something say that Mr. Farce, formerly of
Green BayNew YorkMinnesotasome jeans commercial has been confirmed on the cast.But what do I know? I can't even spell DWTS.
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http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/derek-hough-miss-dancing-with-stars-next-season-for-movie-11944.php
Don't all y'all hurt yourself with the happy dancing
That's two-thirds of the Triplets away from the show doing other things... or we at least get a season or two break from Derek's smirk...
Do you think the big screen is large enough to fit his ego?
Is BoA male or female?
YEEEEE-HAAAAAH!!!!!
LAST EDITED ON 02-01-11 AT 08:38 PM (EST)There goes half my drinking game rules (and 95% of my
needdesire to drink through the show).
Rumors that the entire cast threatened to go on strike unless they got a season off from him are completely untrue.Mostly because I just started them.
I have the biggest smile on my face. This is the greatest news. I am going to love this season.
http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_272637805.shtml
Maybe he'll the same thing he wore in those, uh, pictures.
Sculpted by TribeAs if enough gays weren't watching it already,
Just think of the awesome shape it would put him in for resuming his NFL career!...no?
Yeah, same here. See you in the fall season.
told the show he still wasn't interested.Reported today. (Your heart attack will be reported tomorrow.)
No heart attack here, but you might be able to hear my profanity all over the neighborhood if they ever do put that son of a shar pei on the show.
http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/dancing-with-stars-courting-tea-party-politician-christine-odonnell-12015.php
*click*
Well, I guess I'm not sane, because I won't "click". But I'll get pi$$ed if they do put O'Donnell on there. Not only is she a wingnut, but SHE'S A LOSER!!!!!!! Cost my party a seat in the Senate, and I'll never forgive her.
I guess that makes me either insane, or a glutton for punishment...
Oh, I'm definitely a glutton for punishment. I'll be watching this stuff till they quit showing it or they bury me. BTW, haven't heard officially, but aren't they doing the cast announcement, sans pros, on the Bachelor on Monday?
...that for the ones they know, we're basically looking at a fill-in-the-blanks season, right now to the now-officially-mandatory Disney star. (I'll hold back commentary until we get an official confirmation and full list.) They also think they have partners for those named below, but that's always been the part I wind up having to edit six times...Chris Jericho (wrestler/game show host)
Kristie Alley (actress)
Wendy Williams (talk show host)
Lil' Romeo (rapper)
Kendra Wilkinson (reality star)
Chelsea Kane-Staub (Disney actress)
I was kind of curious as why Chris Jericho didn't come back with some of the others that returned in the past week or so...Kristie will be interesting, especially depending on what shape she'll be in...
For Wendy Williams, add game show host to her, too... Newlywed Game and something else that's being revived, Love Triangle, I believe... or something like that...
Romeo could be good, could be bad...
Kendra? Well I believe that continues the Girl's Next Door run we've been having as of late... *sigh*
Chelsea... *looks up name* Couple of Disney Original movies, some voicework, Jonas LA role... and cute, so she may go decently far, especially if she can dance...
I think what we're missing so far is the Ringer, the Pro Athlete (not taking away from Jericho, but I'm talking football/basketball/et al...), the Soap Opera Actor/Actress, and maybe an Old Fart... Possibly some more or less than that... *shrug*
LAST EDITED ON 02-28-11 AT 10:57 PM (EST)Lots of Pitt fans are going to be mad, I think:
Hines Ward
Ralph Machio
Sugar Ray Leonard...so sad for him.Only 4 women this time.
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*facepalm* on Hines's participation... but I guess it's better than another rumored football player, I guess... As long as he doesn't get injured like Ochostinko did late last season, it hopefully won't be too bad.Karate Kid and Sugar Ray? *preserves judgment...*
Ralph Macchio was on Ugly Betty. He grew up quite nicely I thought!
Ralph Maccio
Kirstie Alley
Wendy Williams
Kendra Wilkinson
Sugar Ray Leonard
Hines Ward
Petra Nemcova
Chelsea Kane
Mike Catherwood
Romeo (not so Li'l anymore, I guess...)
Chris Jericho12 Stars, their Pros to be announced later... probably sometime this week.
That's only 11 of 'em, not 12. No apparent ringer in that list. And Hobbs, I don't know why you think Pittsburgh fans would be pi$$ed about Hines being on there. I'm a Steelers fan and I want him to kick their a$$e$.
You're right, no obvious ringer, which is a good thing.But then again, other than Kirstie Alley, Sugar Ray and Ralph, I haven't really heard of any of these people! Maybe I'm just getting old . I guess I'll have to read up on them, but so far I'm not too excited about this season's cast.
Maybe it's only 11 then. Season 12 with 11 Stars... can be confusing at times...
I wonder if Hines Ward will dish out any cheap shots to the other contestants? Those are his trademarks, after all.
LAST EDITED ON 03-01-11 AT 09:16 AM (EST)If he does, it'll probably be at, or with, Jericho...
A. Ward is a class guy
B. Injury
C. He's above this, this is Ocho/TO self promotion territory.
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He's above this, this is Ocho/TO self promotion territory.So was Kurt Warner. Maybe he has a good reason.
Warner was retired....Ward is not.
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Maybe it's something to do during the lockout?
Petra's a Czech modelMike's an assistant producer for the Kevin and Bean radio show, and co-host of Loveline (This guy at one point attended Rutgers but couldn't complete his first year due to massive drug addictions) He also apparently does voice impressions...
Mike guest hosted with Kelly on Regis and Kelly during radio host week. I caught a clip of it and thought he was Kelly's hubby Mark for a minute. That was who he reminded me of.
No one really standing out as a "must see" from this list, but also no one that makes me feel the need to post the Do.Not.Want Lolcat pictures either.
Not impressed, nor have I been for a while. Kendra? She's a throw-away Hugh Hefner Bunny....there will be plenty said about her, I'm sure. Kirsty? She probably just wants to try another crash diet, this time entailing a partner. Lucky for the man who gets stepped on by her!Sugar Ray seems like a good pick, high class. Ralph Macchio, haven't seen around much, so that should be interesting. The others just don't ring a bell, but may when I finally see them or read up on them. Oh yeah, Wendy Williams has a morning TV show, and that Polish model-didn't she help out Tyra on ANTM for awhile? If so, she was a victim of the tsunami, and actually lost her finacee during that awful storm. But I could be getting her mixed up with someone else....
At any rate, I am hoping this show is running on it's last fumes. We need some REAL reality shows with REAL STARS. This is more like 'dancing with the has beens' lately.