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"Let's find a partner for Derek."
Posted by JessicaRN on 05-26-10 at 00:35 AM
I am so sick of Derek always getting good partners. I think next season, he needs to get somebody who is not an athlete or dancer already. Any ideas?

Of course, Kate is such a publicity cow that she probably would come back and insist on dancing with Derek.

How about one of the crazy Real Housewives (Kelly from NY, Kim from Atl, Vicki from OC).

Maybe Lindsey Lohan can repair her career by coming on the show.

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"RE: Let's find a partner for Derek."
Posted by Snidget on 05-26-10 at 07:17 AM
Betty White.

I wonder if I can get a facebook petition going, worked for SNL.

"RE: Let's find a partner for Derek."
Posted by Estee on 05-26-10 at 07:33 AM
Two pieces of horror:

1. I had the same first thought for a prospective partner.

2. He'd still win.

"RE: Let's find a partner for Derek."
Posted by LFJ on 05-26-10 at 10:30 AM

"2. He'd still win."

No. SHE would, despite him.

"RE: Let's find a partner for Derek."
Posted by Loree on 05-28-10 at 02:07 AM
Betty White says that Cloris did it for her age group and she does not plan to do the show.
"RE: Let's find a partner for Derek."
Posted by Sagebrush Dan on 05-26-10 at 10:32 AM
Buzz Aldrin
"RE: Let's find a partner for Derek."
Posted by jbug on 05-26-10 at 01:05 PM
LOL - My first thought too!

I'd give him Cyndi Lauper.
Even with dance experience, she's getting a bit stiff;
but the best part would be the personality clashes!

"RE: Let's find a partner for Derek."
Posted by vince3 on 05-26-10 at 02:31 PM
Chenbot.
"RE: Let's find a partner for Derek."
Posted by Round Robin on 05-27-10 at 02:42 AM
Samantha Harris.
"Elisabeth "
Posted by udg on 05-26-10 at 03:59 PM
Hasselbeck.


Slice n' Dice's Sigpic Chop Shop 2004

"Annie Duke"
Posted by JessicaRN on 05-27-10 at 10:59 AM
Annie Duke, the professional poker player who was a finalist on Celebrity Apprentice last season, will eat him up alive.

Along that vein, you could have him with Melissa Rivers, because her mother comes with her to make sure that no one is mean to Melissa.

"RE: Annie Duke"
Posted by Estee on 05-27-10 at 12:26 PM
I think we're getting closer. Swap out Melissa for Joan...

...who put that 'Horror' tag on the schedule listing?

"RE: Annie Duke"
Posted by Nume on 05-27-10 at 12:54 PM
Lmao... I'm a Derek fan and even I think that would be great to see .
"RE: Annie Duke"
Posted by Sagebrush Dan on 05-27-10 at 01:00 PM
Ha! I'd love to see him try to yank the trophy from her!
"RE: Annie Duke"
Posted by MKitty on 05-28-10 at 01:44 PM
Yeah, sigh, I watched closely to see him, AGAIN, try to keep grabbing the trophy as Mark lifted him on his shoulders...again...and nobody immediately came until a bit later to lift up Nicoe. Sigh. He was still trying to grab the trophy from her as she was holding it while standing on the floor!

He is a damn fine dancer and choregrapher, so I wish I could like him more..but he is just so self centred!! UGH...


Summarized by the Capn!

"Rosie O'Donnell"
Posted by moonbaby on 05-27-10 at 12:56 PM
She hasn't been on tv for a while.

"Paris Hilton"
Posted by vince3 on 05-27-10 at 08:31 PM
"Susan Hawk"
Posted by Sagebrush Dan on 05-27-10 at 09:35 PM
"China Courtney"
Posted by vince3 on 05-27-10 at 09:43 PM
"RE: Susan Hawk"
Posted by Round Robin on 05-28-10 at 00:47 AM
I like that one, Dan. I'd love to see him pi$$ her off and have her give him a rat and snake speech.
"RE: Let's find a partner for Derek."
Posted by Loree on 05-28-10 at 02:10 AM
Duchess Sarah (Fergie) wants to do the show. I think she would be a good match for Derek. She is not a dancer or young and in great shape. I would love to see her put Derek in his place.
"RE: Let's find a partner for Derek."
Posted by LFJ on 05-28-10 at 12:25 PM
I like the Fergie idea. They could do a reality show spin-off - "The Duchess and Our Hero" (DOH!). That would make Derek royalty. Imagine (retch) the antics of the Duchess, and Derek (our hero) dancing her out of debtor's prison each week.
"RE: Let's find a partner for Derek."
Posted by JessicaRN on 05-29-10 at 01:17 PM
DOH! That's funny. She could take bets on the side using insider information.

I still can't believe that there are many women out there who move worse than Kate, although I remember being shocked at the tennis player (Steffi Graf??) who also moved like Pinocchio, before he became a boy.

How about Derek and Kirstie Alley? If they won, there wouldn't be any competition in the air about who would get the trophy, because she would never reach air level. Probably wouldn't have Carrie Ann catch them in a lift either.

"RE: Let's find a partner for Derek."
Posted by LFJ on 05-30-10 at 01:30 PM
Kirstie would probably cold ##### him and that would be the end of that. I would be very surprised if anyone takes anything away from that woman.
"Octomom"
Posted by Sahara on 05-29-10 at 00:35 AM
There could be a cute clip of Derek changing diapers.

Under the telephone number to vote for her, she could put the number to call for those who would like to donate sperm.


AF 2006
Although if the babies could vote, they could win by a landslide.