Better not mention the dessert ....

Godiva Dark Chocolate Praline w/Pecans ice cream

LAST EDITED ON 04-13-09 AT 07:09 PM (EST)

Last week's dance was a cross between "Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto" and the Tin Man (oil can!)

Chelsie brought in a mini trampoline and hula-hoop to try to loosen Ty's hips.....

Dancing the Jive to "Girls Gone Wild"?

I forget, are lifts allowed in the Jive?

Well I think she had a lot of fun.

Don't care ...he makes me smile. That was a poor performance, but Ty will get all of my real votes!

Me lourve me some Ty.

Scores: 6~6~6 for a total of 18, oofa.

The dreaded number of the beast score.

Ty always makes me smile. But that wasn't really much of a jive. It was more of a country line dance. I did enjoy watching them. But they could be in trouble tomorrow night.

Shawn's nervous because of the love needed to flow during the Rumba....... she's shy.... *aww* Plus she's got a case of the giggles.......

Mark decided to recreate Shawn's prom for her because she'll miss the prom for Finale week......

Dancing the Rumba to "We're Goin' Down"?

Oh dear, Bruno thinks that was innocent. I was waiting for the to catch a predator guy to jump out.

Shawn is so cute.
But why or why did someone paste those 3" eyelashes on her?

Cute, but just cute. Too virginal, but lovely none the less.

Scores: 8~9~9 for a total of 26

Shawn looks even younger than 17 to me. So that dance almost came off as too sexual for her at times. I was a little uncomfortable watching it.

Agreed. Definitely looks younger that 17.

I think the song was actually "Slow Dancing in a Burning Room" by John Mayer.

Avoided elimination last week in the Dance-off, has to try to step it up from what Len called his best dance ever in the Jive....

Lawrence is having issues...... Uhoh! Warren comes in to cheer him up!

Dancing the Jive to "Ain't That Peculiar?"?

Isn't it suppose to be kinda bouncy? I didn't really see much bounciness.

Not sure if all those tricks/lifts will get them in trouble.

Warren Sapp!?!?

pillows please

*covers floor with pillows*

Better than last week for LT. I did think he was looking at his feet alot. And I don't like those fringed legging things that Edyta loves to wear.

Bruno gave them an 8?

We need to take the fringy leg warmers away from Edyta.

What were the scores?

(I gotta stop channel surfing...)

7~7~8 for 22

thankee

Tony faux pauxed...... he told Melissa to imagine a 10 carat diamond on her hand..... she then replied that she looked at her empty hand that once had such a ring...... oops.

Dancing the Rumba to "If I Were a Boy"?

That is a very odd song choice for something romantic.

Definitely a come back kind of dance.

Too funny about the hand with no diamonds.

Scores: 9~9~9 for a total of 27

Much better for them than last week. But I always get distracted by her bedazzled tramp stamp.

Isn't that a drinking game?

You definitely want to finish bedazzling the tramp stamp BEFORE you start drinking.

It is a bit distracting. I think it would almost be less noticeable if they just left it alone.

Of course wearing something that comes up to her waist rather than show off as much belly as possible apparently ain't an option.

Although it is nice to see one of the stars out doing Edyta in the skimpy department.

Lil Kim is having a problem getting into character for the Jive because it was before her time....... so Derek takes her to a 50s style drive in!

Dancing the Jive to Jailhouse Rock! (Kim the cop, Derek the Robber..... lol)

She reminds me of Joey Fatone. Love the song choice. Fa.bo.lous.

Kim as the prison guard.

Queen Latifa in da house.

That was fun. And she managed to avoid the blow up doll face!!!

Enjoyable. But a couple times it looked like she was running to catch up with Derek instead of dancing.

ITA, I think Derek showcased himself more than Lil Kim in that choreography. And I agreed with Len - there wasn't much jive to it. I think the judges are pumping her up more than she deserves because Gilles is so far ahead of everyone else talent wise. They're trying to create some competition.

Bruno wanted to be arrested, and I think Kim coming to take kisses might've caused another wardrobe malfunction because after Carrie Ann also stood up, and tossed part of her jewelry somewhere, during Len's crankypants critique, Tom blocked Kim from the camera and talked to her, and then she adjusted while Tom covered for her........

Scores: 10!~8~10! for a total of 28 and the lead!

http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/lil-kim-suffers-near-dancing-with-stars-wardrobe-malfunction-8790.php

That's two weeks in a row.......

Steve-O is gonna try to dance the dance of love with someone that he treats more like a sister than something else......

Steve-O brought his dog, Boogie to a practice, and he loves Boogie......

Dancing the Rumba to *shrug* "Impossible to Find"?

That was odd. A bit too much Steve standing there while Lacey was manic for my taste.

Steve-O is definitely invested the competition. But my heavens.

Steve-O was rather clunky and flat footed. Lacey looked good though.

Rascal Flatts and the cast of "West Side Story" tomorrow night.....

Scores: 7~4~5 for a total of 16, yowza.

Gilles can't be serious this week because the Jive is a fun dance, but he's going insane!

Cheryl gives him the day off, so Gilles takes Cheryl to a soccer field. He's hoping the footwork from there will help him out.....

Dancing the Jive to "Dance, Dance"?

It was fast and both of them were fast, rather than one manic professional and one stationary star.

Didn't really like that as much as I usually do.

The slowed the song down a little which threw me off and it seemed like an odd choice to dance to.

Sig by JSlice.

Scores: 9~8~9 for a total of 26.......

Who cares about the judges. It was Gilles & Cheryl and I enjoyed it.

I could follow you around all night and just say ditto to everything you've said about all the dancers.

I love watching Gilles and Cheryl dance. He is definitely one of my favorite dancers from all the seasons.

Head.desk.

The cyute couple gets this week: The pimp spot, the more romantic dance, and some of the other top couples haven't scored too well......

Chuck doesn't want to screw this one up because lack of chemistry is not a good sign for the couple......

Julianne took Chuck to where they had their first date, the Santa Monica Pier...... *awww* *barf*

Dancing the Rumba to "She Will Be Loved"

OMG. It was like peeping in their bedroom.

That outfit was a bit distracting. Is Julianne trying out for a VH1 dating show?

That was one of his better dances.

She looks like those cocktail napkins in ambitious "tittie bars". Costuming was just wrong.

But just don't like this couple.

Yeah, I don't either...he puts her down all the time. And I'm sorry, but her sliding all over him just makes it look like she's sexing up a block of wood.

*cough* Just my opinion though.

Chuck's faces were making me go Ewww. I didn't really feel the heat.

Group Dance!!!!!!! 1960's theme this season.

Scores: 8~7~8 for a total of 23....

you get 2 scoops of ice cream.