OK I am counting on all you dedicated DWTS fans to take up the slack until I get the all clear to participate in this. I must live vicariously through you.

Take a shot sip
* Everytime the most excellent camera work means you see a shot of the judges or crowd going wild instead of the highlight move of the routine. (A shot if you actually see the other camera man, ceiling, floor or empty seat)
* Every 15 seconds of music that is played where you can't figure out what the heck the song is supposed to be
* Everytime Samantha says something totally unintelligible.
* everytime the word "oldest" is used.
* everytime a no-talent hack is obviously lip synching her (or his) "hit" song
* every time Lacey mugs for the camera
Take a SHOT
* if we get Dr. Kegel to come out of hiding with her "The fix is in for Lacey to Win Conspiracy"
* the first time a malfunction that happens (ie - a fall, faint, knee or head to the groin). A sip for everytime it is replayed that episode, 2 sips evertime it is played the following week, 3 sips the week after that and so on.
* for every new injury or illness that causes Derek to miss a week.
* If Tom Beregeron mentions Ted McGuinley's reputations as a show killer

What the heck - chug the whole bottle if/when
* they have a butchered Phil Collins song masquerade as a quickstep.
* Cloris Leachman gets docked marks for an illegal lift.
* Cloris Leachman has a wardrobe malfunction

You know, I should have stayed on the morphine, you still can kind of feel the pain, but you just don't care anymore.

Please add your own.

• RE: Presenting your DWTS Drinking Game!,mindy23, 09:29 AM, 09-23-08
• RE: Presenting your DWTS Drinking Game!,qwertypie, 10:18 AM, 09-23-08
  • RE: Presenting your DWTS Drinking Game!,Snidget, 10:30 AM, 09-23-08
    • RE: Presenting your DWTS Drinking Game!,mindy23, 01:49 PM, 09-23-08

After last night's performance by Cloris Leachman: I say, DRINK THE WHOLE DANG BOTTLE every time she comes on stage!!

Let's hope we aren't all heading for rehab at the end of this...that was just awful!!!

OK, another sip when Samantha totals the points up wrongly

another sip when there is a lift that the judges DIDN'T see (HELLO-last night with Lance Bass!!). LOVED IT!

I have more, but it's way too early...

OK -- I am torn here. One of the philosophies of drinking games is that a sip (or wee dram) should be taken everytime something that is very likely to happen happens, a shot when something less likely happens, and the whole bottle when something improbable happens. I thought having the Cloris Leachman wardrobe malfunction chug the whole bottle was pretty safe. After seeing her cleavage costume last night, I am not so sure.
Should I reduce this to a shot or sip if she has a waldrobe malfunction, or are we going to need the whole bottle to erase the image that is seared onto our retinas?

At least we know that if Samantha screws up the scores it is really, really bad (thanks for that, Cloris!)

Reduce Cloris's wardrobe malfunction to a shot, but add a sip for every time they have to bleep her.

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