http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Tab/Archive2005/050826.html
Pruned or Ruined? Happily, Desperate Housewife Eva Longoria is on the mend after last week's on-set noggin knock. But her favorite garden tool, Jesse Metcalfe, isn't faring as well, according to Star. Jesse's, well, desperate because his role on the hit show ends after the third episode of the new season. Hollywood is a cruel town. And elsewhere in the mag, the shirtless lawn boy got a clear view of his sliding place in the pecking order when he was rejected at the door of Hollywood's Tropicana bar because the club was reportedly "at capacity." Moments later, there was apparently a sudden capacity fluctuation, as Kirsten Dunst strolled up...and rolled right in. Worse yet, over in the Globe, they've got a photo of Jesse doing a little nasal mining with his index finger. Maybe he's trying to dig himself out of this nasty situation. After all, he is a gardener. At least for three more episodes.
- Sliced!
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn... that was fun!"
