This thread is the episode summary writer sign-up thread for NBC's The Apprentice 2, which premieres Thursday, September 9 at 9PM ET/PT and will be consist of fifteen (?) episodes.(Yes, after watching AK and Bebo have all the summary fun during last spring's initial season, other writers now get their chance at this show!)
To sign up, please post your interest in this thread, as well as any applicable date restrictions that you may have. Writer selection will be arbitrary, sorry. Please note however, that we are also running open sign-up threads for several other shows, so if you are planning to reply to more than one of the above mentioned open sign-up threads, it would be helpful if you could note the other shows in your reply, so that we can try and ensure any proposed schedule doesn't schedule you for back-to-back summaries, commit you to more summaries than you were expecting, etc.
As a reminder, while all our summary writing is on a volunteer basis, etc. reliablity, timeliness (or at least status communication) is important, and that while we can't offer anyone any $$$, we do occasionally partner with companies to promote stuff and, if we can, I do try and pass some of the goodies.
Any questions, please let me know.
Thanks,
SB
I'll ask for one, but I think we may actually get to the random draw level this time around.I'm currently on the application/random draw list for Survivor and LCS3, and am valiantly resisting the urge to go after The Real Gilligan's Island. (So far, I'm winning.) I'm still looking for the commercials on everything else, although The Benefactor might be interesting if Mark Cuban's forgotten his medication again.
Don't worry Estee, I think Gilligan's Island isn't coming until December
Me!!! I'm doing the TAR Finale and have requested a Survivor slot. I think that's all I have on deck at this point. I don't really watch a lot of the other shows during the fall due to work.Miscellaneous Ramblings
--some of those November shows look pretty interesting, though.
Sign me up too. Willing to tag team or whatever...but I don't think that will be an issue this time around. Also signed up for Survivor. Willing to do both. I am still MB's #####...despite the FOX fiasco which shall not be named.
Okay, here I'm in. Opening, closing, whatever. Not Thanksgiving weekend, other than that I'm good for dates.
I would love to summarize an episode for Apprentice 2. I have also asked to do a summary of Survivor.I don't care which episode I write.
Have a nice day!
I'll do one. Middle of season is preferred but not required.
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I'll throw my name into the hat if slots are available any date'll do.
Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! I promise not to swear."How 'bout a birdy? I got a little birdy right here."
I promise not to swear.Oh, don't give it to Bucky if he's not gonna swear.
I know, just play along.
OK...add me into the draw please!I am interested in Last Comic Standing, The Complex, Survivor and The Amazing Race.
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As an actual fan of this show - though not as much as of Survivor, of course - I'd like to sign-up for an episode summary on this show, if there's one available."Fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me twice... Can't get fooled again." - GW Bush
Count me in. I'll try not to be absent for the roll call this time around.
I will be on vacation from Nov. 3rd - Nov. 8th. Otherwise I am available to write a summary for any of the following reality shows:
The Apprentice 2
The Bachelor
Survivor-Vanuatu
The Amazing RaceLet me know if I'm needed for any of these....Thanks!
So far I have only done one BB5 summary....
Last season I hosted The Apprentice PTTE game and the Fanatics Love List. I won't be able to do them this season, so anyone who would like to organize these are more than welcome to.djandy
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Since you already have enough peeps for Survivor summaries to last until its cancellation, I'll volunteer for one of these instead.Early or late is better, but I'd do any of them.
-ICB
I'd like to be in the running. I've done summaries for TAR, Survivor, Big Brother, Joe Schmo, Average Joe and Paradise Hotel.I've signed up for TAR, Survivor, and LCS as well.
Thanks to everyone who already volunteered, just a quick note to the rest of you that with the show set to premiere next Thursday (only 9 days away) please consider this the "last call" to indicate your summary interest.Thanks,
SB
I'd like to be considered, thanks.Fester
LAST EDITED ON 09-01-04 AT 12:25 PM (EST)If I'm not too late, I could do a summary too. I've not signed up for any other shows.
Or I could do a Love List. Did one of these for TAR5.
Thanks for volunteering to do the FLL. You are now in charge!djandy
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Thanks... next to TAR, this is my favorite show!!! I really don't know which I like better!
LAST EDITED ON 09-04-04 AT 02:13 PM (EST)Below's the proposed schedule that AK and I have put together. We've checked it for TAR5 summary conflicts, but since that's the only other show which we've currently assigned writers to, there wasn't a need to cross-check it for other fall show summary assignment conflicts (we'll be posting proposed schedules for several of the other upcoming shows this weekend or early next week, thanks for your patience.)
Please reply below confirming your assigned episode works for you. We've included a tentative broadcast date next to each episode, but please be aware, as with all shows, broadcast dates are subject to change -- particularly the ones on or near the Thansgiving and Christmas holidays. We also don't know if/when NBC will air the recap episode, but just to be clear, whenever it airs, it remains the episode that the writer who was assigned to that episode is responsible for -- we don't push the whole schedule a week.
We're assuming a 16-episode run and have drafted a schedule accordingly. Unfortunately since there were 17 volunteers that means that one person was left out -- emdyi. I'm sorry that you got the short straw but if it turns out there's a 17th episode, you'll have first dibs on it (assuming of course that you're still interested.)
Any other questions, please let me know.
Thanks,
SB
E1 - Sept. 9 - Bucky Katt
E2 - Sept. 16 - idiotcowboy
E3 - Sept. 23 - bdemoney
E4 - Sept. 30 - Skiver
E5 - Oct. 7 - Silvergirl1
E6 - Oct. 14 - Estee
E7 - Oct. 21 - sablebunny
E8 - Oct. 28 - anotherkim
E9 - Nov. 4 - landruajm
E10 - Nov. 11 - Oscirus
E11 - Nov. 18 - volsfan
E12 - Nov. 25 (???) - ARnutz
E13 - Dec. 2 - kpod
E14 - Dec. 9 - Lisapooh
E15 - Dec. 16 - djandy
E16 - Dec. 23 (???) - FesterFan1
Bucky opens and Fester got the finale? That's one exceptionally smart random draw.Episode 6, October 14th. Got it. Late enough to have cleared out a little of the name logjam, early enough to still have a major mental disorder or two left in the minicorps.
Okay -- Burnett Series #2. Please, please, please let it go better than The Casino did...
The random draw only decided who got left out (sorry, emdyi). The actual schedule was "non-random."
That's okay, let me know if you need a back up if schedules get messed up or unknown contingencies arise!!
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accepting. Thank you.
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Yippee! Oct 7th, Ep 5. I'm so excited! Thank you, SB!Have a nice day!
Forgive my poor proofreading skills, but E11 above is supposed to go to volsfan, not to be a repeat for Skiver.Just call me Dubya....
>Forgive my poor proofreading skills, but E11 above is supposed to
>go to volsfan, not to be a repeat for Skiver.>Just call me Dubya....
Duh, guess that makes me Cheney for also not noticing... ugh, that's what happens when you're off in a "secure location." Fixed now
I'm not sure if this is because you think my summaries are good, bad or take too long in arriving. Either way, the date works for me and I am honoured to get thebashingsummarizing under way.Oh, and I am expecting a 50% increase in my usual fee as it is a 90 minute episode. Thanks.
"How 'bout a birdy? I got a little birdy right here."
Excellent yes! I will take episode 12. However, I'm pretty sure it won't be shown on Thanksgiving... I'm sure we'll update when necessary.
Checking in to confirm 10/21 works for me. thank you.
Umm, I'm down with wherever you put me. Should I read those "???"s as "we're not sure if the show will run that long", or "there will be 16 episodes, but we're not sure when ep16 will be"? If it's later than the 23rd, I **may** have a conflict, as I **may** be going out of town the week between Christmas and New Year's. Plans are not firm, but being looked into...seriously. I don't have any other Fall conflicts.I'd love to do the finale, though. Although last season, didn't they split it into 2 episodes?
Anyway, let me know. I live to serve.
Fester
LAST EDITED ON 09-04-04 AT 02:25 PM (EST)>Umm, I'm down with wherever you put me. Should I
>read those "???"s as "we're not sure if the show
>will run that long", or "there will be 16 episodes,
>but we're not sure when ep16 will be"?The ???'s mean that, in the case of the Thanksgiving episode, November Sweeps end the day before so we're theorizing NBC might air that week's schedule the Wednesday before Thansgiving rather than Thursday night. In the case of Christmas, we're thinking there's probably an episode sometime that week, and it will probably be broadcast by the 23rd at the latest, but given the rumors that they are considering making the finale into a 3-hour Survivor-style thing, they might air it sometime earlier in during the week of the 23rd.
>If it's later than the 23rd, I **may** have a conflict,
>as I **may** be going out of town the week
>between Christmas and New Year's. Plans are not firm,
>but being looked into...seriously. I don't have any other
>Fall conflicts.OK, noted... although as I mentioned above, since the 23rd is the last available broadcast evening before Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, I'm thinking the chances that the finale doesn't air by 12/23 at the latest are somewhere between slim and none.
>I'd love to do the finale, though. Although last season,
>didn't they split it into 2 episodes?The penultimate episode started with 4 folks, and Nick and Amy were eliminated partway through... with Kwame and Bill starting their tasks for the reminder of the episode. But given the increase to 18 contestants and the number of weeks between next week's premiere and the holidays, we're thinking that's not likely to happen this year (which also fits well with the rumors that the finale is going to be adopting a Survivor-like 3-hour format.)
Well, as long as it doesn't air after Dec. 23, I'll be able to do the finale. I'll go ahead and commit to it. We should have enough warning for when the finale will actually be shown, and how that will be impacted by any travel on my part, that in the unlikely event that the two cause a conflict, we'll be able to get someone to fill in.All of which is to say, I'm in.
Fester
Thanks, Webby.
Ep10-Nov11 got it. Thanx for the oppurtunity I look forward to writing that summary.
LAST EDITED ON 09-04-04 AT 08:12 PM (EST)Works for me.
-ICB
hopefully this time no one will die... or quit for that matter
I had indicated interest in summarizing this show in some "generic" thread somewhere - but put me down as a second alternate replacement if you would.
Although I am honored to have been chosen, I actually replied to this thread to beg off PTTE and FLL because my life is so crazy right now, so I don't feel that I could do a summary either. So I am offering the E15 Dec. 16 slot to emdyi or Amai to do. Sorry for the mix-up.djandy
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I will do the December 16th episode for djandy. However, if this is the finale, do you want a more seasoned (ahem, Fester)summary writer to do it? Let me know
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Thanks emydi!djandy
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>I will do the December 16th episode for djandy. However,
>if this is the finale, do you want a more
>seasoned (ahem, Fester)summary writer to do it? Let me
>knowIn answer to your question, emydi ... since we're unsure of the schedule ... if this DOES turn out to be the finale, yes, I'd like to have Fester do it, and I'll give you a slot on The Apprentice 3.
But otherwise, you're on board!
December 2, got it. See you then.
3 is my favorite number, so I will be pleased to summarize episode 3 on Sept. 23rd. Thanks!
Okay, Sept 30th it is!
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November 18th has been entered on my calendar! THANKS!
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LAST EDITED ON 09-24-04 AT 10:53 PM (EST)Just to inform... Crest is running a contest which has a grand prize of a trip to the live Apprentice finale. (See Crest.com for info).
The finale is scheduled for 12/16/04 according to the Crest site. Perhaps this date will alter the summary writing schedule?
Edited to add: forgot where I read it, but the finale may be 3 hours??? Not sure though. Take it with a grain of salt at this point.
Arrgh! Only 15 episodes!djandy, I'm afraid we'll be holding you back for The Apprentice 3. My apologies -- but you have a guaranteed slot in that show.
Here's the REVISED schedule:
E1 - Sept. 9 - Bucky Katt
E2 - Sept. 16 - idiotcowboy
E3 - Sept. 23 - bdemoney
E4 - Sept. 30 - Skiver
E5 - Oct. 7 - Silvergirl1
E6 - Oct. 14 - Estee
E7 - Oct. 21 - sablebunny
E8 - Oct. 28 - anotherkim
E9 - Nov. 4 - landruajm
E10 - Nov. 11 - Oscirus
E11 - Nov. 18 - volsfan
E12 - Nov. 25 (???) - ARnutz
E13 - Dec. 2 - kpod
E14 - Dec. 9 - Lisapooh
E15 - Dec. 16 - FesterFan1Please post any questions or comments below. Thanks.
I don't see The Apprentice on my TV schedule for Thursday. Is the episode being shown first on Saturday this week? If not, what episode do I summarize?
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FYI: This weeks episode is on Wednesday 9 pm.
Thanks.
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For personal reasons, Estee has had to withdraw from the summary of Episode 6.Since djandy has already withdrawn from the summary list, the only alternate left is emydi. And now we have an opening!
emdyi, would you like to do the summary of Episode 6?
emydi, are you out there?
The past two summaries were truly wretched. I hope for better ones with some insightful comments instead of a transcript that basically replaces every woman's name with "Jennifer".
> The past two summaries were truly wretched. I hope for better
> ones with some insightful comments instead of a transcript
> that basically replaces every woman's name with "Jennifer".Ahhh a new fan! kewl
-ICB
everyone's a critic, especially when they have nothing invested in it...
Don't listen to them Jennifer, your summary was great!FINALLY somebody bashed one of my summaries - I truly have arrived.
"I have just discovered that this object I found is capable of scratching my back...I call it BACK SCRATCHER!"
Heh, you guys are cool. I don't know what I was thinking when I said "truly wretched". What does that phrase mean anyway? It's about as meaningless as all of Andy's boardroom comments... "leader can never be surprised... running the team in ad hoc fashion... no substitute for hard work..."
LAST EDITED ON 09-26-04 AT 10:06 AM (EST)If you think you could do so much better, why don't you? Unofficial summaries are welcomed here. The only thing that we ask is that you wait until the official summary has been posted for the week.
Schedules like this are put together so that we know that we'll get at least one summary per week. Posters put in a lot of time and effort for the sake of entertaining others. I'm interested in seeing what you can do.
Anyone can shoot others' work down, but it's a whole different story to take on the task yourself.
Thanks a lot guys. The first time I read your commentaries, I was rolling! People in my office were questioning my mental health! This site cracks me up way too much. I almost went to my boss and said "check this out..." This is what I do and you pay me to do it! LOL.Keep it coming. Maybe I'll sign up for Apprentice 5!