Normally, this would be a 'be on the alert for verbal slip spoilers' sort of post, but let's face it: no one is trying to spoil this show. What's the point? Everyone seems satisfied with watching week by week and being as surprised in the end as the editing will allow. So let's just all tune in and see how Jack's stubble holds up to studio lighting.Except me. I'll be nowhere near a TV. (Let me know if he looks like he wants to ram his face into the stool? Sure indication of a (fill in name of contestant here) win.)