LAST EDITED ON 08-03-12 AT 03:11 PM (EST)

There is always room in the Hot Tub for more so jump on in if you’ve a mind to.
If you’re new to BB games check out kircon’s PTTE and Tribes BBRAT for some more rwtv fun.

Welcome Fruit Loop Fans!

Scores will be edited into the Aug 2nd entry

Soap Bar in a Sock Bash

Hello Home Hamsters! Well expect the expected and now that the “coaches” have enough noobs to stay in the game, they’ll be joining us shortly as Estee has so eloquently stated over in BB Bashers. Wow, there’s a shocker right?

Danielle (oh boy) has overcome her fear of gay Jenn jumping her in the bathroom but Danielle has no problem stalking Shane 24/7 and giggling every time someone mentions his name. Be afraid Shane.

About the Coach challenge, sorry but the fix was in for Janelle and her 8.5 lb girls. She’s such a challenge hog that even her tongue is a threat. I had trouble watching this one.

Trust me I’m Blond

Now for some guidelines AKA the fine print:

Each week hopefully no later then Tuesday I’ll get the entry up all you have to do is choose three (3) regular Hamsters and one (1) Hamster Coach for your fantasy team. They will earn points based on a bunch of typical BB events that I’ll list in the entry. Each event will have a point value associated with the event. Each event will win your Hamster the points but only once per episode unless duly noted with the event.

Example: If someone is seen in the BB hot tub { + 5 pts } they will only receive the points once regardless of how many times they are shown in the tub during the three broadcasts. Make sense?

Choose from the pilfered Official Vince3 Memory Wall for a visual of the Houseguest available for your HTF team.

You may edit your entry anytime up until the deadline (which will always be the eviction & HOH show. If you miss an entry I’ll use your last HTF picks for 2 MIA entry weeks then probably I’ll forget to score beyond that. I have a short attention spa…, oooh.....margaritas!.

This week’s entry will be due on August 2nd @ 8:00 pm boardtime and will include the Aug 5th, 8th & Evection/HOH on Aug 9th episodes (yeah, this is in here for me because I just plain can’t get the concept of this, sigh.

Our Gold medalist this week is kris, Silver medal is Vision Quest and Bronze is kircon . Everyone stand while we listen to the Hamster Sequester Kazoo & Basoon Band play the BB theme for a couple of hours. Kircon retains the lead while Kris makes an Olympic surge to third.

kircon : 23 + 23 = 46 points

Vision Quest: 14 + 30 = 44 points

Kris: 5 + 35 = 40 points

Tribe: 9 + 18 = 27 point

Dear Abby: 19 + 2 = 21 points

Janelle high scored for the Mentors with Boogie slacking off.

Boogie: 0
Janelle: 5
Dan: 2
Brit: -3

High scorer for the Hamsters is Shane, it was a slow week but be ready for the shake-up for the next time . toot

Shane: 23
Jenn & Danielle: 5
Frank, Ashley & Joe: -5
Ian: 2
Wil: 0
JoJo: -10

Regular Hamster Events (some new ones this week and no more negative points, I have math issues >snort<)

1. Wins HOH {+ 10 pts}
2. Wins POV {+ 8 pts}
3. Shown in the hot tub or pool {+ 5 pts}
4. Chosen to play in the POV {+ 5 pts}
5. Wins or partakes in Luxury {+ 5 pts}
6. Diary Room chats {+ 2 pts each DR in all 3 episodes}
7. Shown crying {+ 3 pts}
8. On slop/punishment {+ 3 pts}
9. Gets backdoored {+ 5 pts}
10. Gets evicted {+ 5 pts}

Coaches Events- Note: if the coaches are turned into regular hamsters they’ll be scored like the rest of them.

1. Wins Coach’s Competition {+ 5 pts}
2. Chenbot Shout Out { + 2 pts} each time JC says a coach’s name
3. Loses a team member {- 3 pts}

Chenbot Bonus: What will be the color of Chenbot’s outfit for the live show? {5 points}

(If Chenbot wears some hideous multicolored moo-moo everybody wins, sort of, well everyone gets points that plays the bonus, visually we could all lose.)

The official borrowed from Tribe’s BBRAT Vince3 Memory Wall of Remaining Houseguests:

Mentors:

Brittany ~ Dan ~ Janelle ~ Boogie

HGs:

JoJo ~ Danielle ~ Ashley ~ Frank

Shane ~ Jodi ~ Joe ~ Ian

Willie ~ Kara ~ Will ~ Jenn

Happiness is a buzzed hamster

Sock DR: I’ve got nothing. No wait, let me rant a bit about the little brat that they hired in for the summer. She was sitting around taking up space so I gave her something to do. She had the audacity to tell me, quote, “I prefer not to.”
Me: “Wait, what? REALLY?!?, you prefer not to? I told her I prefer not to waste my time on her and maybe she should scoot her keester right out the door. You know what really pissed me off? The fact that this narcissistic, arrogant, self serving little princess actually told me that she wasn’t told she’d have to clean up her work area in her interview so she feels she doesn’t have to. WTF, she’s mine now.

Coolest Siggie Ever thx Tribe! 2008