Of course, since this is Big Brother, it's fairly safe to assume the thing will have the same in-game direct use as last time -- i.e: none -- and it can't even be used as a direct threat for this go-round without triggering a forfeit. (Indirect threats may be too subtle for this group.) But still, someone is going to take the latest go-round on this non-factor twist. Who should it be? Personally, I'd favor Russell on this just because he's the last one I can remotely tolerate. Jeff... okay, that could be vaguely interesting and he just might only let 99.9% of the power go to his head, but there's still a risk factor involved.
On the downside, Lydia with actual direct power would be about the ugliest experience imaginable: same for Natalie, only with more screaming. Kevin with the whip hand might inflict every wound possible, Ronnie wants this too badly to ever be allowed near it, and Jordan... Well, by the time the Diary Room teaches Jordan how the thing works, it's September.
So who's your preference? And are you going to vote at the Big Brother website ( http://www.cbs.com/primetime/big_brother/ ) for hir? (Don't give Endemol your text money! They only use 0.000000001% of it on slop!)
BTW, all online votes cast before 9:20 p.m. last night were disqualified due to technical difficulties. (Translation: someone voted for Jessie...)

And by the time the DR gets Jordan to spell it? 2012.
Hamsterwatch reports that 'Jeff' as a term is heavily trending on Twitter. (Sure: he and Jordan combined can just about manage 140 characters.) Oh, and if you don't mind a little bashing in Fanatics and have a tiny touch of Live Feed knowledge (in this case, events in the past which weren't aired or really alluded to), go to http://www.hamsterwatch.com/ at your own risk and read the daily comment on Lydia.
Otherwise, don't.

It's PG-13. Barely.