Renny whins aitchoaitch and commanduurs the poezishun wit a drunken senze of strategery, while inside the bbrat house...

For those new to the game; read the small print then join us below...
Yes! The Big Brother Reality Aptitude Test is back!
Even though test is in the title, the bbrat really is a game.
A game wherein you post a "weekly" entry full of Beforehand Assumed Decisions (aka:answers) and then sit back and collect points, while watching the current season of BigBrother play out on your screens.

The player with the most points at the end, will be crowned the winner and will receive a "Winner's Siggie." Mmmmmmmsiggeezzzzzz....

As with all games there are some rules and they are the numbers to follow...
1. Deadlines will happen any time there is an eviction. Miss a deadline (or edit past one) your entry will not be valid.
Thusly, each "weeks" entry thread will be titled with the proposed Eviction number. 1st Eviction, 2nd eviction, 3rd Eviction, 4th, 5th, 6th, etc.
I will also include a current due date in red, above the entry portion of the thread.
In that entry portion you will find a series of questions split up into 3 sections.

Power Positions: Questions regarding the HGs who win competitions, luxuries, 1sts and special rights.
Key Players: Questions regarding the HGs who have some connection to the Keys, whether literal or figurative.
Icon Competition: A weekly BBRAT Bonus. Not required, but will usually net more points.

2. Each "week", beginning after week 2, I will post a results scoreboard.
In it I will be taking your weekly scores and figuring out who made the most points for the week.
This player will become the HOH and will have a 5 point boost added to their scores. They will also have use of the BBRATHOH room.
All of the players with less than half of the HOHs weekly score, before the bonus points, will be hit with a penalty of -3 points. They will also be put on this seasons version of the slop diet. (People Kibble.)
Any player who hasn't won HOH or been put on the new diet, will become Part Of The Crowd. Nothing at all happens to those bbrats.

3. All answers that contain previously evicted HGs or outright non-contestants, will receive 0 points. Same goes for any questions left unanswered.
A week of unanswered questions is forgivable, two weeks is allowed as well, but miss a third weeks entry in a row and it's buh-bye bbratie.
I don't like to be the judgement caller on a weekly basis so if it becomes apparent a problem will arise, I'll simply remove the question. Same goes for any questions that can't be answered because they were not shown on the screen during one of the three weekly shows.

4. Now, because of the 3 weekly shows and the live feeds, it's must be noted that all questions are regarding the upcoming weeks events. NOT the current week. This can be confusing at first but I promise in no time you'll be gettin' it. This also means that results, as noted above, will take a while to tally. Diffent questions get answered different times in a week and that causes a small delay in full results. In that way, it's kinda fun to speculate how your week will turn out with the HOH, only to watch it fall to pieces by the POV and vise versa.

5. This is now you're house. Have fricken' fun, don't take things too seriously and feel free to mingle with other bbrats.

6. This one is reserved for anything I've overlooked at the moment and will remain so until that something is thought up or revealed through experience.

With all that out of the way...

6th Eviction Results:
Power Positions:
1. Head of Hamsters: Renny (10)
2. Guest Host: Michelle (7)
3. Pawn of Vengence: Dan (6)
4. The Backdoor Password: No (5)
5. Exit-Polls: 4-1 (10)

Key Players:
1. The Last-Minute Lobbyist: Dan (5)
2. The Back-Up Backdoor: Michelle (5)
3. The Ball Grab: Dan ~ Keesha ~ Ollie (5)
4. The Pawn: Jerry (5)
5. Jury Slave: April (10)

Icon Competition:
Couch Potatoes!

Here's the order in which they sat:
{Memphis ~ Michelle ~ Ollie} {April}{Jerry}{Keesha ~ Dan ~ Renny}{Libra}
Here are the points that were handed out...
SilverStar ~ 28
DearAbby ~ 21
LostAddict ~ 21
kircon ~ 21
Road Kill ~ 21
RebelCrown ~ 14
mia rules ~ 14
suzzee ~ 7
VisionQuest ~ 7
krismiss ~ 7

Inside the bbrat house...
From the Doghouse to the HOH, Silver "the comeback kid" Star(48), makes an astounding leap for the top score this week and secures another 5 points added to her stash.
While everyone with less than 24 points for the week staggered on up to the KibbleBowl and lost three points. Soooo losery, krismiss, Road Kill and suzzee. T'was not your week.
BBRAT Standings:
BBRAT HoH: SilverStar
Parts of the Crowd: kircon ~ Rebel Crown ~ DearAbby ~ LostAddict ~ mia rules ~ VisionQuest
BBRATs on Kibble: Road Kill ~ krismiss ~ suzzee
BBRAT in the DogHouse:
New BBRAT:

Overall...
While SilverStar sits in HOH it offers her an opportunity to raise her standing a bit as she now claims 4th place overall. This doesn't change any of the top three for the moment, so shout outs to Vision "the dominator" Quest in first, Dear "the champ" Abby in 2nd and Road "Silent but deadly" Kill in 3rd. Sadly, this means that mia "is my name and these are the" rules has to kick it back in 5th place.
No bitterness though. At least for now...
Speaking of bitterness, can I give another shout out to DearAbby! Whew girl! I ain't had soo much shade pushed all up in my grill b'fo like dat girl. Back duh sheetup. Where you at D? I been like bringbringin you and you ain't been dare. Whazzup wit dat? You all hating and it's you that be Lateing. Pffft.

Okay okay.
That's enough.
Give me back the keyboard, coco.
Bad monkey.
Sorry about that folks.
Uh... the saying is that you should never work with animals or children and it's been tested true once again.
Sorry again.
So...Where were we?
Ah yes.
Overall.
Eh ... pretty much all up there.
So here's the grid...

• RE: BBRAT5: 6th Eviction Results / 8-9th Eviction Entry,suzzee, 12:10 PM, 08-24-08
• RE: BBRAT5: 6th Eviction Results / 8-9th Eviction Entry,krismiss2us, 09:22 PM, 08-24-08
• RE: BBRAT5: 6th Eviction Results / 8-9th Eviction Entry,Road Kill, 08:30 AM, 08-25-08
• RE: BBRAT5: 6th Eviction Results / 8-9th Eviction Entry,Rebel Crown, 04:43 AM, 08-27-08
• RE: BBRAT5: 6th Eviction Results / 8-9th Eviction Entry,mia rules18, 02:06 PM, 08-27-08
• RE: BBRAT5: 6th Eviction Results / 8-9th Eviction Entry,LostAddict, 03:35 PM, 08-27-08
• RE: BBRAT5: 6th Eviction Results / 8-9th Eviction Entry,VisionQuest, 09:55 AM, 08-28-08
• RE: BBRAT5: 6th Eviction Results / 8-9th Eviction Entry,suzzee, 01:52 PM, 08-28-08
  • RE: BBRAT5: 6th Eviction Results / 8-9th Eviction Entry,suzzee, 05:15 PM, 08-28-08
• RE: BBRAT5: 6th Eviction Results / 8-9th Eviction Entry,SilverStar, 04:01 PM, 08-28-08
• RE: BBRAT5: 6th Eviction Results / 8-9th Eviction Entry,kircon, 06:26 PM, 08-28-08
• RE: BBRAT5: 6th Eviction Results / 8-9th Eviction Entry,DearAbby, 07:06 PM, 08-28-08

AARRRRGGGGG!!

Double the trouble, double the fun. As if I don't stink enough I have a twice as nice chance this week. Who knows I'm going to let the sock do everything this week that way it's not my fault. uh-uh no way Tribedude. Highly anticipating Survivorishness too! You know that hamsters always chew on their houses, at least mine always did. It's all kibble to me. I'm going to write a new cookbook "50 ways to Kibble-It-Up" or "Kibble-n-Bits" or "To Serve Hamsters". ok, going back in my tube now. Back later to do the deed. ta-ta

Coolest Siggie Ever thx Tribe! 2008

I'M FINALLY OUT OF THE DOGHOUSE YIPEE!!!

Power Positions:
1. Head of Hamsters: Memphis & Keesha
2. Pawn of Vengence: Dan
3. The Backdoor Password: No
4. Exit-Polls: 3 - 0
5. Exit-Polls redux: 2 - 0
6. The Last Word: Will the HOH have to break a tie with the votes? Yes

Key Players:
1. The Last-Minute Lobbyist: Renny
2. The Back-Up Backdoor: Dan
3. The Pawn: Jerry
4. Jury Slave: Michelle
5. Dying Message: Keesha

Icon Competition: ChenBot ShoutOuts: Vista Edition
With a double eviction on the horizon (Survivor trumps BigBrother, every time.) it must be time to dust off the old Shout Out competition and upgrade it as it's sure to be a couple of days worth of name calling going on.
So, with Vista edition there will be the bonus of having two shows to collect points from. Thusly, more points will be offered as well.
You will still choose one HG and every time The ChenBot utters their name, you'll chalk up a point. Just like normal.
But with Vista edition, if your chosen HG happens to mention Julie's name, you'll receive 10 points too.

Dan

Power Positions:
1. Head of Hamsters: Keesha and Michelle
2. Pawn of Vengence: Memphis
3. The Backdoor Password: No
4. Exit-Polls: 3-0
5. Exit-Polls redux: 2-0
6. The Last Word: Will the HOH have to break a tie with the votes? No

Key Players:
1. The Last-Minute Lobbyist: Dan
2. The Back-Up Backdoor: Dan
3. The Pawn: Dan
4. Jury Slave: Jerry
5. Dying Message: Dan
Icon Competition: ChenBot ShoutOuts: Dan

LAST EDITED ON 08-28-08 AT 03:42 PM (EST)

Power Positions:
1. Head of Hamsters: Memphis, Keesha
2. Pawn of Vengence: Dan
3. The Backdoor Password: No
4. Exit-Polls: 2-1
5. Exit-Polls redux: 2-0
6. The Last Word: No

Key Players:
1. The Last-Minute Lobbyist: Keesha
2. The Back-Up Backdoor: Dan
3. The Pawn: Jerry
4. Jury Slave: Ollie
5. Dying Message: Dan

Icon Competition: ChenBot ShoutOuts: Vista Edition
Dan

Power Positions:
1. Head of Hamsters: Memphis, Keesha
2. Pawn of Vengence: Renny
3. The Backdoor Password: Yes
4. Exit-Polls: 2-1
5. Exit-Polls redux: 2-0
6. The Last Word: No
Key Players:
1. The Last-Minute Lobbyist: Dan
2. The Back-Up Backdoor: Renny
3. The Pawn: Jerry
4. Jury Slave: Ollie
5. Dying Message: Renny

Icon Competition: ChenBot ShoutOuts: Vista Edition
Ollie

8-9th Eviction Entry
Deadline: Thursday the 28th at 7:59pm BOARDTIME.
Due to the Double Eviction this entry will be condensed where it need be and expanded elsewhere.

Power Positions:
1. Head of Hamsters: Name 2 HGs who will WIN the Head of Household competition. (10) Memphis & Keesha
2. Pawn of Vengence: Name 1 HG who will WIN the Power of Veto competition. (6) Memphis
3. The Backdoor Password: Does the Power of Veto get used? Yes or No? (5) No
4. Exit-Polls: With 3 possible votes, how will the votes be spread between the nominees? (10) 3-0
5. Exit-Polls redux: With 2 possible votes, how will the votes be spread between the nominees? (10) 2-0
6. The Last Word: Will the HOH have to break a tie with the votes? Yes or No? (2) no

Key Players:
1. The Last-Minute Lobbyist: Name 1 HG who will pull their key out FIRST from the nomination block. (5) Keesha
2. The Back-Up Backdoor: Name 1 HG who will pull their key out LAST from the nomination block. (5) Dan
3. The Pawn: Name 1 HG who will be nominated but will NOT be evicted. (5) Dan
4. Jury Slave: Name 1 HG who WILL be sent to a different house, somewhere in the southwest. (10) Jerry
5. Dying Message: Name 1 HG who will have the LAST goodbye message for the evictee. Renny

Icon Competition: ChenBot ShoutOuts: Vista Edition

All you have to do is Pick 1 HG to act as your ShoutOut choice:
Memphis

Power Positions:
1. Head of Hamsters: Memphis, Keesha
2. Pawn of Vengence: Memphis
3. The Backdoor Password: Yes
4. Exit-Polls: 2 -1
5. Exit-Polls redux: 2-0
6. The Last Word: No
Key Players:
1. The Last-Minute Lobbyist: Name Keesha
2. The Back-Up Backdoor: Dan
3. The Pawn: Renny
4. Jury Slave: Ollie
5. Dying Message: Dan
Icon Competition: ChenBot ShoutOuts: Vista Edition.
Dan

and here I go again.......

1. Head of Hamsters: Memphis & Keesha
2. Pawn of Vengence: Dan
3. The Backdoor Password: No
4. Exit-Polls: 3-0
5. Exit-Polls redux: 2-0
6. The Last Word: No

Key Players:
1. The Last-Minute Lobbyist: Keesha
2. The Back-Up Backdoor: Dan
3. The Pawn: Dan
4. Jury Slave: Ollie
5. Dying Message: Dan

Icon Competition: ChenBot ShoutOuts: Dan

Coolest Siggie Ever thx Tribe! 2008

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Coolest Siggie Ever thx Tribe! 2008

Power Positions:
1. Head of Hamsters: Memphis, Renny
2. Pawn of Vengence: Dan
3. The Backdoor Password: Yes
4. Exit-Polls: 3-0
5. Exit-Polls redux: 1-1
6. The Last Word: Yes

Key Players:
1. The Last-Minute Lobbyist: Keesha
2. The Back-Up Backdoor: Dan
3. The Pawn: Dan
4. Jury Slave: Ollie
5. Dying Message: Jerry

Icon Competition: ChenBot ShoutOuts: Vista Edition
Gotta go with my man, Dan!

Power Positions:

1. Head of Hamsters: Memphis & Keesha
2. Pawn of Vengence: Dan
3. The Backdoor Password: No
4. Exit-Polls: 3-0
5. Exit-Polls redux: 2-0
6. The Last Word: No

Key Players:

1. The Last-Minute Lobbyist: Keesha
2. The Back-Up Backdoor: Dan
3. The Pawn: Dan
4. Jury Slave: Ollie
5. Dying Message: Dan

Icon Competition: ChenBot ShoutOuts: Vista Edition
~ Jerry ~

#1998 Son graduates high school. Yea! Step-Son graduates college. On live tv, President Clinton denies he had "sexual relations with that woman", a former White House intern. His wife appears on The Today Show, calling the attacks against her husband part of a "vast right-wing conspiracy”. 77 yr-old, John Glenn goes into space on the Shuttle. Impeachment hearings begin for President Bill Clinton.

Coco, you little banana eater, what have you been smokin'? I thought you were my friend!

Power Positions:
1. Head of Hamsters ~ Memphis & Renny
2. Pawn of Vengence ~ Renny
3. The Backdoor Password ~ no
4. Exit-Polls ~ 3-0
5. Exit-Polls redux ~ 2-0
6. The Last Word ~ no

Key Players:
1. The Last-Minute Lobbyist ~ Keesha
2. The Back-Up Backdoor ~ Dan
3. The Pawn ~ Dan
4. Jury Slave ~ Jerry
5. Dying Message ~ Renny

Icon Competition: ChenBot ShoutOuts: Vista Edition
Pick 1 HG to act as your ShoutOut choice ~ Jerry