Now celebrating eight years of the world's most public ongoing total mental breakdown.
This week's opening salvo: 'I never said what I said when I said it. You can't prove I ever said anything. Even if you were recording it live, that's not proof of my having said something. It could have been computer fakery. Or one of my body doubles. Or the wrong feed. I didn't say anything, and in fact I'm not saying this now.'Now celebrating eight years of the world's most public ongoing total mental breakdown.
http://tinyurl.com/bvwf2yThe woman just gets funnier by the week.
I would pay to hear Simon review her next release.
And in fact, she has never heard of the Internet.
Oh -- she was just talking about past seasons during an interview about the current one! Anyone could make that mistake! Of course, until the moment this wingnut opened her mouth, no one ever had...Gonna be a slightly tense desk next week.
I think Kara is taking Paula lessons. Except, of course, no one will ever be able to see the 'you' that is 'you' like Paula can. I think she has a third eye, and soon we'll see her wearing it on her fingers or wrist. (That is her jewelry line? Did she commission a group of third graders (no offense meant to third graders) to design it?).I also think Simon is having a ball with these two. He seems to relish pushing their buttons. Will he ever allow Kara to drone on and on? What is his problem with her nonsensical and non-ending babble, anyway?
It's also possible that Kara took some accidental drinks from Paula's cup. Well -- the first one would have been an accident. After that, we're talking addiction.Or maybe it's been Simon all along and any woman who stays in close proximity to him loses her mind? Gawds know those of us at home can barely tolerate a limited exposure.
Simon is right. The droning on and on and on needs to stop. It was bad enough when we had to listen to Paula ...... now we have two of them. And Tara thinks that's what she is supposed to do; yea, right.Ryan is almost as bad. Simon has to tell him to get on with the show and lay off with what he's wearing - whatever.
I think Ryan has a crush on Simon - he loves flirting with him.
I'm wondering if her dermatologist and orthodontist are one in the same! I mean, this season has started off with a BAD BOTOX job, and the veneers/bridges are just getting harder and harder to handle!I'm so afraid one of these days when she gets on her rant with Simon, or she's telling Adam or Danny how much she loves them, those teeth are going to go flying! LOL.
I love Paula, I really do, but the poor soul is more obvious then Joan Rivers when it comes to a bad hair day/face lift/and teeth work. Poor thing!!!
LAST EDITED ON 03-12-09 AT 03:46 PM (EST)I use the "FF when Paula speaks" button regularly while watching AI. She is worse than watching Megan "wiggle bounce" Joy. At least I know Megan will hopefully be gone soon.
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Sadly, we're still trying to get rid of Megan Hauserman.
I guess only Paula got the memo that the judges were supposed to look like
Michael Jackson this week. Sheesh, I've never seen Paula's face look so
manipulated and freakishly unfeminine.
haha, sorry Paula, it actually wasn't you, it was the TV, you'll be relieved to know.
OK, Paula, I get it....you just want to see the blind guy fall off the stage!There's a reason why blind singers are usually seated, and often play piano.
Which is it, Paula? Are the veneers getting hung up again, or did you forget your spell checker/dictionary??
I think she's still drinking the green beer.
Seriously! I got a soft spot in my heart for Simon when he defended Scott with out putting it as delicately as you just have!
Is it just me, or does Paula seem to be throwing out lots of music terminology this season? Not that the terms always make sense in the context, but I wonder if she is trying to compensate for her lack of music knowledge compared to Kara.
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"John Jay and Rich of the Phoenix KISS station are in LA and reporting major dramz backstage with Paula Abdul tonight: Says JohnJay, “Idol rocked!!! Drama right now in paulas dressing room!!!! Contract stuff!! HOLY CRAP!!! Is she coming back???? I hope so! This is CRAZY!” and “Omg! I can’t say what’s up right now!!! Just know that were still at american idol!!! Cal tomorrow and ask us!!!! PLEASE!!” Great way to get peeps to tune in tomorrow. Of course, I’ll take the bait"She's also going to be on Nightline on Thursday this week
Hey, I listen to John Jay and Rich, too! Cool!I just wanted to say, after last night, I was having flash backs of the whole Constantine love fest with Paula. I mean, come on, we all know that Adam is GOOD, but drop down on your knees, crying your brains out good??? Nah, I don't think so.
Besides, I am a HUGE Brothers Gibb fan, and I wasn't so crazy that he took a classic Bee Gees song and turned it around so 110%. But the dude CAN sing, no doubt about it!
I guess I'll just chock it up to menopause-on Paula's part, of course. Poor Adam, he looked a bit embarrassed, don't ya think?
I kinda admire the way she can viscerally eviscerate the English language. Anyone else get the feeling that that (visceral) was her word of the day, and that she force fitted it into her comments to look..I don't know...like she was making an especially insightful comment?
