It happened on the weekend.Even though American Idol judge Paula Abdul broke her nose during the weekend, she will be on hand for this week's "Idol" finals in Hollywood.
Abdul was not hospitalized for her injury, the singer-dancer-judge's representative told E! News Monday.
"She tripped to avoid stepping on Tulip, one of her Chihuahuas," the representative said.
Translation: She did a lip-stand to avoid spilling her pina colada.
"She is fine. This will have no effect whatsoever on her appearance on 'American Idol' (Tuesday) and Wednesday for the finale."
Translation: She will be sufficiently drugged in order to fulfill her duties as The Drunk One on Tuesday and Wednesday. A direct IV line will be run inconspicuously under the table and up her sleeve, feeding her a continous cocktail of...cocktails.
Rolly made this.
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