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"Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic"
Posted by Devious Weasel on 05-12-05 at 01:18 PM
According to the New York Daily News, Corey Clark is about to go on the offensive. Or be offensive. It’s hard to decide. You can read for yourself here or just read the whole thing below.

Corey Clark is ready to get dirty with Paula Abdul. Responding to Abdul's "Saturday Night Live" spoof about her alleged relationship with the "American Idol" contestant, Clark's lawyer said his client has "explicit" and "incriminating" evidence of their affair, and can blab about a "distinguishing characteristic" on the "Idol" judge's body ...

So, who wants to start? We're bashers - this should be fun.

I volunteer to judge to see who is closest.

Table of contents
  • RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic,DontGetMeStarted, 01:49 PM, 05-12-05
  • RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic,frisky, 02:20 PM, 05-12-05
    • RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic,FLORIDAGAL, 05:19 PM, 05-12-05
  • RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic,seahorse, 07:26 PM, 05-12-05
    • RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic,DontGetMeStarted, 07:39 PM, 05-12-05
      • RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic,niteowl, 08:11 PM, 05-12-05
        • RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic,DontGetMeStarted, 08:13 PM, 05-12-05
    • RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic,frankz, 03:15 PM, 05-23-05
  • RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic,Pepito, 10:23 PM, 05-12-05
    • RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic,matt_abt_u, 02:26 AM, 05-13-05
      • RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic,geekboy, 07:17 AM, 05-13-05
        • RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic,Former CBSer, 09:48 AM, 05-13-05
          • OOH OOH OOH OOH MR KOTTERRRR! ,niteowl, 07:56 PM, 05-14-05
            • RE: OOH OOH OOH OOH MR KOTTERRRR! ,Estee, 11:16 AM, 05-23-05
  • RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic,joannie, 09:17 AM, 05-22-05
  • Has anyone heard.........,okaychatt, 04:52 PM, 05-23-05
    • RE: Has anyone heard.........,seahorse, 03:31 PM, 05-26-05
Messages in this discussion
"RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic"
Posted by DontGetMeStarted on 05-12-05 at 01:49 PM
She has webbed hands... and can balance a ball on her nose???

Arrf, Arrf.

"RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic"
Posted by frisky on 05-12-05 at 02:20 PM
She has an Emilio tatoo?


The world is my litterbox.

"RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic"
Posted by FLORIDAGAL on 05-12-05 at 05:19 PM
Emelio is better looking than Corey!!! I don't think she would go slumming!!!
"RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic"
Posted by seahorse on 05-12-05 at 07:26 PM
Paula is really a man, gasp.


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"RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic"
Posted by DontGetMeStarted on 05-12-05 at 07:39 PM

now THAT would be really funny!
"RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic"
Posted by niteowl on 05-12-05 at 08:11 PM
She has no crack in her butt.....like the Coneheads!
"RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic"
Posted by DontGetMeStarted on 05-12-05 at 08:13 PM
ewwww! I forgot about that... and that would explain ALOT of what she says ;)

"RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic"
Posted by frankz on 05-23-05 at 03:15 PM
And she keeps her, uh, tool, in a jar by the door. Who is it for?
"RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic"
Posted by Pepito on 05-12-05 at 10:23 PM
She has a big brown mole... on her left cheek....
"RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic"
Posted by matt_abt_u on 05-13-05 at 02:26 AM
right inner thigh tattoo, "simon was here"
left inner thigh tattoo, "so was randy"
"RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic"
Posted by geekboy on 05-13-05 at 07:17 AM
Underneath did it say something like

"Simon was dismal and insipid" and

"Randy can visit my Dawg-pound any day!!" ???

geekboy

"RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic"
Posted by Former CBSer on 05-13-05 at 09:48 AM
She has a tail????
"OOH OOH OOH OOH MR KOTTERRRR! "
Posted by niteowl on 05-14-05 at 07:56 PM

If you do a skull x ray, there's absolutely nothing inside??
"RE: OOH OOH OOH OOH MR KOTTERRRR! "
Posted by Estee on 05-23-05 at 11:16 AM
(Censored). I was going to go with 'lobotomy scars around the eye sockets'.
"RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic"
Posted by joannie on 05-22-05 at 09:17 AM
Third nipple.
"Has anyone heard........."
Posted by okaychatt on 05-23-05 at 04:52 PM
........whether the charming Corey Clark actually backed up his claim?

Or if there has been a huge backlash against him and his new CD? (keeping my fingers crossed.)


Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

"RE: Has anyone heard........."
Posted by seahorse on 05-26-05 at 03:31 PM
It has been eerily quiet.


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