Argh! This guy is so sleazy and annoying! I think my comparison to Boston Rob and Johnny Fairplay was quite apt. Somebody shoot him. And if you won't do that, shoot me.What was Shawna thinking? Jordan was mildly annoying too, but not Matt-annoying.
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Yea. Like "He" said. Perhaps Matt will eat a bad coconut and have to be flown by Medivac back home to live the rest of his days under the rock from which he came. Next time I won't sugar-coat it.![]()
LAST EDITED ON 03-16-04 AT 11:22 AM (EST)
He I agree with you, he is sleezy and annoying. Why they picked Jordan to leave is beyond me. But really, comparing this moron to the Robfadda? The Robfadda is a tad smarter then this goofball, and much more entertaining to watch.
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I think Robfadda is entertaining. But Matt is just annoying. I wince everytime he starts talking.I think Jordan pushing into the shower with Brooke and Shawna may have been the reason Shawna picked him over Matt.
It might just be me, but I think the only thing the moron *might* be better at than the Robfadda is golf. Might be.
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But that overbite might throw off his swing and then yes, the Robfadda would be better at golf too.
oh come on HE. At least Robfadda and Johnny Fairplay had strategy and entertaining soundbites. All Matt has is a speech impediment. I think most of the Average Joes were more attractive than this guy. He is painful to look at. And the groping is just beyond icky.Matt? Worst. Reality. Contestant. Ever.
And is it just me or does Jordan remind any of y'all of the creepy hotel manager/nephew that Baby had to hang out with in Dirty Dancing?
I have no idea why Mr. Ed is still in this game...But i am glad that Mr. politics is out of the game too...does anyone know why slutty loud girl was so offended by Mr. Politics departing statement..."Keep looking ahead sweetie"....why was that so traumatic that you needed to be consouled about...or do you think it was just Fox trying to for once get some conflict or intrest in this show...and what a tool Mr. Chip and Dales is!!
The new guy could be Brad from Real World San Diego's chromosome deficient brother. And that's just scary. You have to be pretty low on the food chain to be considered inferior to Brad.
>And is it just me or
>does Jordan remind any of
>y'all of the creepy hotel
>manager/nephew that Baby had to
>hang out with in Dirty
>Dancing?
That's it. I knew he reminded me of someone. LOL!
Poho, you win the "name the weird secondary character" contest! Wow. Good call.
Do you think if someone popped him in the mouth it might straighten out his teeth?
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And are those "arriving rafts" the little brothers of the A.S.S. "quit boat"?
if you call what Rawb and Jon had "strategy" I think Matt is entitled to the same overstatement. Seriously, he's exactly the same, going around in a way that is by turns completely desparate and completely arrogant. and yes, he is painful to look at but so are Rawb and Jon
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It is beyond my realm of imagination why Chompers is still there. He is just vile, with his inapropriate touching and the spittle flying from the side of his mouth. Ew, just. ew.
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You know who Matt's speech impediment reminds me of?John Leguizamo's character 'Sid' from Ice Age:
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They could be twins!
-thndrkttn *waves to HE*
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I was wonderin the same thing. First tme he tells Mary he doesn't like her he gets away with that and this time around he treats the new guy like a jerk , not to mention molesting all the females of Eden and he still cant get sent home wtf.
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Bring back the spice rack
Congragulations to the apprentice Mr Kwame Jackson
Ugh, I've wanted Chiclet teeth to get voted off since the first episode. What a slimy jerk.
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so why was Jordan booted?
Rumor has it that he lost points when he jumped into the shower with the girls - uninvited. Still, Matt shoulda been gone with Mary.
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Agree that Jordan's shower moment probably shortened his lifespan -- but I think Matt's going to be around for a while yet. While he's been the most consistently annoying, other Edenists have been more annoying approaching the banishment ceremonies, and it's the recent actions that have counted most.There's also the gender division (to date) in the banishment: males or females vulnerable -- but not both. That means Matt's going to be safe half the time, no matter what he does. Expect this to change: the mixed-gender banishment will appear as soon as the contestants are used to the current format -- but the current pattern should continue for a few more episodes.
And since our largest number of banishments in a week has been two (again, if the show lasts long enough, we'll get a group exit), it could take a while to cycle through to Matt.
...on the bright side, we've got that much more time to say what we really think about him. Right...?
LAST EDITED ON 03-17-04 AT 08:57 PM (EST)The producers might be keeping Matt around for laughs/ratings.
Remember this is entertainment!
Jordan was po's about getting booted ..But he seemed like a swindler anyway and his vacation is over..!
NO NO NO....i want Mr. Ed gone....i hope there is some awfull/wonderfull twist in the game where they have to boot him and send him packing making him construck his own raft with no tools using only his chops to saw right threw those logs...ala survivor style.
Look on the bright side, as long as Matt is there, he isn't with the rest of us in civilization.
HE's probably banging the producer's wife and she insists he stays.