(Sung To The Tune Of The "Mr. Ed" Theme)A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Matt.Go right to the source and ask the horse
He'll give you no answer that you'll endorse.
He's always on a crooked course.
Talk to Mr. Matt.Yikkity yak and yak a streak and waste your time of day
But Mister Matt will always speak though he really has nothing to say.A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?Well listen to this. "I am Mister Matt."
"Bro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ke!"
Have any of you seen Mr. Ed on TV Land?