If I am in a performance review that I feel will not go well, bring in my mummy to defend me. Especially if she weren't at the events in question.

SHEESH! Who made the comment about cutting the 50 year old umbilical cord?

(And since I do not have TiVo, what exactly did Melissa say to Joan "Mom, jump in?" I didn't know this was tag team wrestling.)

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I thought that was the most hilarious moment of all last night. Melissa turning to her mom and saying "Mom, jump in!" or whatever words she used exactly. Translation: "Mommy, Claudia is being mean to meeeeee! Make her stop! Waahhhh! I am a producer, I am, I AM!"

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I just checked out Melissa's imdb credits. She is not listed as a producer anywhere! She said she produced all the red carpet shows, but according to imdb, she was simply the host. My guess is she was the host who bossed around everyone. One funny thing on there...it says in her credits: "The Apprentice" .... Herself - TV Host & Producer (other people are listed as what they are, i.e. Golf Champion, Country Star). I see some irony, as it is on a page where it shows she has absolutely no production credits.

I've learned that apparently there is still a market for the video phone. I know I want to give up my cell phone and sit with a corded phone and stare at a 3x5 screen. I would never use my computer for a video chat.

Melissa Rivers is a joke, non-celebrity. She's along the same lines at Omarosa.

As Claudia said, without Joan Rivers, there would be no Melissa Rivers.