'You shouldn't use your sexuality to sell, unless your business is selling your sexuality, and then it's okay.'

'You shouldn't use your celebrity contacts to make money, unless we're trailing the men's team and you do it behind my back so we can make up ground, and then it's okay.'

'You shouldn't insult, defame, shout down, and generally ignore people when they're trying to help you, unless you're me. And then it's really okay.'

Y'know, we could keep this down to one post for every time she does this until she finally goes out, and it could still be a mega-thread by Episode #4...