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"It's that time again! Dust off your shot glasses!"
Posted by qwertypie on 01-01-08 at 08:26 PM

MB and DT have teamed together yet again to spread the ultimate joy in the New Year. *drum roll*
the next installment of the
APPRENTICE

but not just any apprentice. This is
Celebrity Apprentice!!!
THE BEST APPRENTICE EVER!!!
NUMBER 1 SHOW!!!!
WILL REDEFINE TELEVISION AS WE KNOW IT!!!!

Sigh. I will watch this, just because I must have been pretty horrible in a previous life and this is my penance.

But it doesn't mean I have to do this sober.

So my friends, since this is the BEST APPRENTICE EVER,
it will only deserve the BEST APPRENTICE DRINKING GAME EVER.


I must admit, this will take some thought as my sure-fire "drink whenever the Don says Billion" backfired as budgets were slashed, prizes became crappier, and no company with a net worth of more that $ 47.97 wants to be associated with him anymore.

So here is a few to get us started
A SHOT
1. every time the Donald says "Billion" (I'm a sentimental fool)
2. every time Gene Simmons shows his tongue
3. An overly botoxed celeb tries to show facial expression
4 Every time a celeb sneaks a plug in for whatever book, movie, thighmasters they're hawking.
5. Every time The Donald enters in with drmatic orchestration
6. Every time a patriotic scene is shown (ie, huge American flag waving, military base shots, etc.
7. Every time Doofus jr. agrees with dear old poppie

Please add others, so I don't feel I am drinking alone!


Table of contents
  • RE: It's that time again! Dust off your shot glasses!,mrc, 12:24 PM, 01-02-08
  • RE: It's that time again! Dust off your shot glasses!,Estee, 12:35 PM, 01-02-08
  • RE: It's that time again! Dust off your shot glasses!,kingfish, 07:14 PM, 01-06-08
    • RE: It's that time again! Dust off your shot glasses!,qwertypie, 02:45 PM, 01-07-08
  • RE: It's that time again! Dust off your shot glasses!,AddieRacer, 07:57 PM, 01-06-08
    • RE: It's that time again! Dust off your shot glasses!,mistyrose52, 10:21 AM, 01-07-08
  • RE: It's that time again! Dust off your shot glasses!,jbug, 07:29 PM, 01-07-08
  • RE: It's that time again! Dust off your shot glasses!,kingfish, 07:05 PM, 01-08-08
    • RE: It's that time again! Dust off your shot glasses!,qwertypie, 01:49 AM, 01-09-08
    • RE: It's that time again! Dust off your shot glasses!,jbug, 09:19 AM, 01-09-08
      • RE: It's that time again! Dust off your shot glasses!,mistyrose52, 09:44 AM, 01-09-08
      • RE: It's that time again! Dust off your shot glasses!,mistyrose52, 09:46 AM, 01-09-08
        • RE: It's that time again! Dust off your shot glasses!,mistyrose52, 11:58 AM, 01-10-08
  • Thought you might want bigger cups....,jbug, 11:39 PM, 01-11-08
Messages in this discussion
"RE: It's that time again! Dust off your shot glasses!"
Posted by mrc on 01-02-08 at 12:24 PM
Woo-hoo! Let's get it on!


"RE: It's that time again! Dust off your shot glasses!"
Posted by Estee on 01-02-08 at 12:35 PM
Whenever someone the minicorp is dealing with has no idea who a given celebrity is. (Counts only once per encounter, no matter how many contestants go unrecognized.)
"RE: It's that time again! Dust off your shot glasses!"
Posted by kingfish on 01-06-08 at 07:14 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-06-08 AT 07:21 PM (EST)

Whenever Omorosa gets angry?

Nah. Nevermind, there's an agave shortage as it is.

Well, how about we just watch the commercials. If it's billy (whoever) hawking putty - 1 shot, get rich on real estate commercial - two shots, any acne medicine - three shots, burial insurance - 4 shots, a made for TV movie advert - 5 shots. More later. Maybe.

If we limit it to beer or wine, we might avoid acute alcohol poisoning.


"RE: It's that time again! Dust off your shot glasses!"
Posted by qwertypie on 01-07-08 at 02:45 PM
*smacks self in forehead*
see, I was using the commercials to do stuff like floos my teeth, load the dishwasher, flip the laundry. So you are proposing I do this during the show and just watch the commercials. Interesting.
"RE: It's that time again! Dust off your shot glasses!"
Posted by AddieRacer on 01-06-08 at 07:57 PM
I think to comply with the botox one, you'd need an IV drip.
"RE: It's that time again! Dust off your shot glasses!"
Posted by mistyrose52 on 01-07-08 at 10:21 AM
Every time Piers snorts his nose at someone.....that could also require an IV drip, but still worth its weight in gold!

Every time Stephen B. gets that 'where am I, who am I' look on his face!

Every time we expect Nely Galan to say 'Goochie, Goochie, Goochie' (aka Charro, who I mistook her for once).

Don't worry, folks, I WILL be back......

"RE: It's that time again! Dust off your shot glasses!"
Posted by jbug on 01-07-08 at 07:29 PM

"RE: It's that time again! Dust off your shot glasses!"
Posted by kingfish on 01-08-08 at 07:05 PM
Jbug - sweety - cover your eyes. This is a Loser Island kind of post.

Every time 'Big Pussy' (for Pastore) is mentioned in RTVW's 'Be the Celeb apprentice' thread, a shot of Vin Santo all around. (yum)

And for every 'Big Pussy'. ref on the show it self, a shot of Grappa. (yum yum)

We can control the Vin Santo shot consumption, but the amount Grappa we get is in the hands of the drinking gods. As is fitting.

After Marilu gets a few shots of Grappa in her, she just might start to get a little saucy (as is her habit, I'm told), and even downright whorey.

Hey Qwerty, what are some Ukranian potables? We need something for every time Marilu says "**** me", "**** you", "**** her", or "tie me up and gang **** me again!".


Angelfood

"RE: It's that time again! Dust off your shot glasses!"
Posted by qwertypie on 01-09-08 at 01:49 AM
Wodka, of course! (family saying -- if you drink too much wodka, you will womit)
"RE: It's that time again! Dust off your shot glasses!"
Posted by jbug on 01-09-08 at 09:19 AM
tsk tsk tsk


"RE: It's that time again! Dust off your shot glasses!"
Posted by mistyrose52 on 01-09-08 at 09:44 AM

How about every time the Donald's hair is blown over to the wrong side? (Forgive me if this one has already been taken-I've started my game a little early......)

"RE: It's that time again! Dust off your shot glasses!"
Posted by mistyrose52 on 01-09-08 at 09:46 AM
LAST EDITED ON 01-09-08 AT 09:48 AM (EST)

How about every time the Donald's hair is blown over to the 'wrong side'?? Always makes you wonder what he's been doing just before he wanders into that board room, doesn't it???

"RE: It's that time again! Dust off your shot glasses!"
Posted by mistyrose52 on 01-10-08 at 11:58 AM
LAST EDITED ON 01-12-08 AT 01:51 PM (EST)

I think after seeing him on Live with Regis and Kelly this morning, I'm just going to down a few Captin Morgans and call it a night, Folks!!!!

"Thought you might want bigger cups...."
Posted by jbug on 01-11-08 at 11:39 PM
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